Hey everyone I'm about to depart on my roadtrip with my asian Boo Thang from California to North Carolina for christmas. I just want to say whoever is travelling for the holidays to be with friends and family that they do so safely.
Always have a plan. If you dont have a plan then you plan to fail
Have emergency and backups
Check your tires and all that happy horse shit before driving
Be at the airport bout 3 hours early. Thirsty ass mother fuckers wanna crowd terminals and shit bothering random ass strangers to see pictures of their kids and shit.
If you drink, do so responsibly. Have a buddy thats gonna be sober to take your keys if you drove to a bar. If you drank at home with family, hide yo damn keys. You DONT WANT A DUI
If you are smokin weed with the family, make sure its not laced with PCP or Angel Dust. You dont want to be tweakin runnin down the streets like smokey did in Friday.
Wrap it before you Tap it. Unless you guys plan on havin babies.
Don't beat your fucking animals
Don't beat your kids
Don't beat your dick too much it causes insensitivity
ID her before taking her home. Hoes be scandalous.
If your wife/husband or significant other pisses you off. go the the gym or beat your dick. Exercise is free
If you feel lightheaded for any reason, Drink Water Change Your Socks
If you are a grown man and you see Santa at the mall, Don't go sit on his lap. Hes tired enough from all the ratchet ass chitlins sittin on his lap threatening his family if they dont get a fucking XBOX One.
If she goes Ass to Mouth, Shes not wifey material
Dont butt fuck any kids.
and most importantly, If you feel depressed: CALL SOMEBODY! inbox me for my number if you want to talk anytime during the holidays.
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ILLoKWENT disable my FVC thread because ill be on the road for 3 days driving.
DJ Denton's Holiday Safety Brief (READ IMMEDIATELY)
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