DJ Denton's Holiday Safety Brief (READ IMMEDIATELY)
 

Hey everyone I'm about to depart on my roadtrip with my asian Boo Thang from California to North Carolina for christmas. I just want to say whoever is travelling for the holidays to be with friends and family that they do so safely.

Always have a plan. If you dont have a plan then you plan to fail

Have emergency and backups

Check your tires and all that happy horse shit before driving

Be at the airport bout 3 hours early. Thirsty ass mother fuckers wanna crowd terminals and shit bothering random ass strangers to see pictures of their kids and shit.

If you drink, do so responsibly. Have a buddy thats gonna be sober to take your keys if you drove to a bar. If you drank at home with family, hide yo damn keys. You DONT WANT A DUI

If you are smokin weed with the family, make sure its not laced with PCP or Angel Dust. You dont want to be tweakin runnin down the streets like smokey did in Friday.

Wrap it before you Tap it. Unless you guys plan on havin babies.

Don't beat your fucking animals

Don't beat your kids

Don't beat your dick too much it causes insensitivity

ID her before taking her home. Hoes be scandalous.

If your wife/husband or significant other pisses you off. go the the gym or beat your dick. Exercise is free

If you feel lightheaded for any reason, Drink Water Change Your Socks

If you are a grown man and you see Santa at the mall, Don't go sit on his lap. Hes tired enough from all the ratchet ass chitlins sittin on his lap threatening his family if they dont get a fucking XBOX One.

If she goes Ass to Mouth, Shes not wifey material

Dont butt fuck any kids.

and most importantly, If you feel depressed: CALL SOMEBODY! inbox me for my number if you want to talk anytime during the holidays.


PS - @ILLoKWENT disable my FVC thread because ill be on the road for 3 days driving.

i personally disagree with a few of those.. spesh about the beating kids thing.. im asian shun..


but for everyone else yeah i completely agree :D

lol thanks. have a merry christmas and enjoy your trip to Cali bruh. peace.

Yo. If she goes ass to mouth, she IS wifey material.

lmao... @V3numb asian? chinese or philipino? lol or japanese? u not indian fasho

well i could be one of those or 1/mixed of many others in the group.. lol

and how would i not be indian?

lol u r not indian i can guarantee u that are u from pakistan? lmao

@Jason you too homie. @V3numb brochacho how asian can you be

it's a holiday tradition shun.. well everyday tradition actually.. steroetypical thing wa i was teaching my nephew some math earler today.. and was pretty hard on him lol
(nothing physical tho)

You are a disgrace to your famiry.