What's The Best Punchline You've Ever Written?

If I wasn't too lazy to go through my battles I'd tell ya. I forget them the second I hit enter.

If I wasn't too lazy to go through my battles I'd tell ya. I forget them the second I hit enter.

[ViTRiOL]

I'll call for trucks-of-raw-vandals armed with TRUNCHEONS N MALICE to rupture-this-damsel, but no gay love story when you gettin BUMMED IN THE 'PARISH', just this 'kid' gettin "fucked-from-all-angles" like HUNDREDS OF CATHOLICS HUDDLED IN MASSES "shoving-it-down-your-throat" W/O TOUCHIN A PAMPHLET!

You calling me Gay?? You've "Bare-backed" your fair-share of ass-crack ... so that's the MOST RANDOM COMMENT, and should I think my FOE'S STRAP'S A PROBLEM when he wouldn't even "Fuck With Me" if I had my OWN BRAND OF CONDOMS?!!


Probably not the best but both of those bars went unnoticed in the battles.

[ViTRiOL]

I'll call for trucks-of-raw-vandals armed with TRUNCHEONS N MALICE to rupture-this-damsel, but no gay love story when you gettin BUMMED IN THE 'PARISH', just this 'kid' gettin "fucked-from-all-angles" like HUNDREDS OF CATHOLICS HUDDLED IN MASSES "shoving-it-down-your-throat" W/O TOUCHIN A PAMPHLET!

You calling me Gay?? You've "Bare-backed" your fair-share of ass-crack ... so that's the MOST RANDOM COMMENT, and should I think my FOE'S STRAP'S A PROBLEM when he wouldn't even "Fuck With Me" if I had my OWN BRAND OF CONDOMS?!!


Probably not the best but both of those bars went unnoticed in the battles.

[Black Book]

I heard ya run with a gang of midgets on a DOWNTOWN BLOCK so if 3 of them posted up when I'm prepared to have a tre-POUND ROUND SHOT, I'll take on those dudes who '5'4" 3 to 1' like a COUNTDOWN CLOCK!/

[Black Book]

I heard ya run with a gang of midgets on a DOWNTOWN BLOCK so if 3 of them posted up when I'm prepared to have a tre-POUND ROUND SHOT, I'll take on those dudes who '5'4" 3 to 1' like a COUNTDOWN CLOCK!/

[Obey]

Take on ‘roles that’ll drive you crazy’ n I’ll KEEP WRECKIN’ WILLED ONES.. this 'Joker's got the DEEP STRESSIN BUILT UP’ till 'I kill Bakers and have ya like Heath Ledger’: this SWEET CHECKIN’ KILLED YA!’ (Suite check-in)

[Obey]

Take on ‘roles that’ll drive you crazy’ n I’ll KEEP WRECKIN’ WILLED ONES.. this 'Joker's got the DEEP STRESSIN BUILT UP’ till 'I kill Bakers and have ya like Heath Ledger’: this SWEET CHECKIN’ KILLED YA!’ (Suite check-in)

[ViTRiOL]

Originally Posted by Obey

Take on ‘roles that’ll drive you crazy’ n I’ll KEEP WRECKIN’ WILLED ONES.. this 'Joker's got the DEEP STRESSIN BUILT UP’ till 'I kill Bakers and have ya like Heath Ledger’: this SWEET CHECKIN’ KILLED YA!’ (Suite check-in)

Nice wordplay.

[ViTRiOL]

Originally Posted by Obey

Take on ‘roles that’ll drive you crazy’ n I’ll KEEP WRECKIN’ WILLED ONES.. this 'Joker's got the DEEP STRESSIN BUILT UP’ till 'I kill Bakers and have ya like Heath Ledger’: this SWEET CHECKIN’ KILLED YA!’ (Suite check-in)

Nice wordplay.

[ViTRiOL]

Originally Posted by BarzILLA

you no the kid i STAND TALL i SMASH ALL i 'ROLL-OVER NEVER', I'll Put the 'Rope Around Your Neck' like 'PULLOVER SWEATERS'

I don't get it.

[ViTRiOL]

Originally Posted by BarzILLA

you no the kid i STAND TALL i SMASH ALL i 'ROLL-OVER NEVER', I'll Put the 'Rope Around Your Neck' like 'PULLOVER SWEATERS'

I don't get it.

[Mayneak]

Dunno If its my "Best", but 1 line I really liked.

If it’s a ‘war with words’ then your BARS LACKING GRAMMER, the Fucks colder? this foot soldier is equipped with LARGE PLASTIC HAMMERS so BANK ON A LONG FROWN, “Arm me with a pen” & ”TANKS’LL BE DRAWWWWWN OUT” like ‘SARCASTIC MANNORS’!! (Army, Thanks)

[Mayneak]

Dunno If its my "Best", but 1 line I really liked.

If it’s a ‘war with words’ then your BARS LACKING GRAMMER, the Fucks colder? this foot soldier is equipped with LARGE PLASTIC HAMMERS so BANK ON A LONG FROWN, “Arm me with a pen” & ”TANKS’LL BE DRAWWWWWN OUT” like ‘SARCASTIC MANNORS’!! (Army, Thanks)

Was part of an audio GC verse.

Get this, Your girls a ‘harlequin’, thinks Im her TICKET TO STARDOM shes the ‘bane’ of my existence, I hit the KITTEN REGARDLESS on toppa every piece of furniture that’s IN YA APARTMENT and we call you “joker” cuz you’re gonna spend the night SITTIN IN ARKAM (our cum).

Was part of an audio GC verse.

Get this, Your girls a ‘harlequin’, thinks Im her TICKET TO STARDOM shes the ‘bane’ of my existence, I hit the KITTEN REGARDLESS on toppa every piece of furniture that’s IN YA APARTMENT and we call you “joker” cuz you’re gonna spend the night SITTIN IN ARKAM (our cum).

[Wizdumb]

Originally Posted by Mayneak

Dunno If its my "Best", but 1 line I really liked.

If it’s a ‘war with words’ then your BARS LACKING GRAMMER, the Fucks colder? this foot soldier is equipped with LARGE PLASTIC HAMMERS so BANK ON A LONG FROWN, “Arm me with a pen” & ”TANKS’LL BE DRAWWWWWN OUT” like ‘SARCASTIC MANNORS’!! (Army, Thanks)

Aha i remember reading that one.

Absolutely disgusting punch.

[Wizdumb]

Originally Posted by Mayneak

Dunno If its my "Best", but 1 line I really liked.

If it’s a ‘war with words’ then your BARS LACKING GRAMMER, the Fucks colder? this foot soldier is equipped with LARGE PLASTIC HAMMERS so BANK ON A LONG FROWN, “Arm me with a pen” & ”TANKS’LL BE DRAWWWWWN OUT” like ‘SARCASTIC MANNORS’!! (Army, Thanks)

Aha i remember reading that one.

Absolutely disgusting punch.

[Skizzo]

@Wizdumb Why you gotta do this to me?.... Lol. I have so many.... I literally could fill this thread by myself.

[Skizzo]

@Wizdumb Why you gotta do this to me?.... Lol. I have so many.... I literally could fill this thread by myself.