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Unread 07-03-2014, 01:46 PM
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Unread 07-03-2014, 01:50 PM
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Personally, I don't really do a lot of punchlines... So I couldn't really answer this.
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Unread 07-03-2014, 01:50 PM   #2
 
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Personally, I don't really do a lot of punchlines... So I couldn't really answer this.
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Unread 07-03-2014, 01:51 PM
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EDIT: give me your best punchline so that i can take the concept and turn it into my own punch for the One Bar.
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EDIT: give me your best punchline so that i can take the concept and turn it into my own punch for the One Bar.
 
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Unread 07-03-2014, 01:56 PM
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^ Row's technique in a nutshell people.
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Unread 07-03-2014, 01:56 PM   #4
 
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^ Row's technique in a nutshell people.
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Unread 07-03-2014, 01:59 PM
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Something about Justin Timberlake and referring to a vagina as a "Timber Lake" LOL
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Unread 07-03-2014, 01:59 PM   #5
 
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Something about Justin Timberlake and referring to a vagina as a "Timber Lake" LOL
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Unread 07-03-2014, 03:05 PM
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Difficult question to answer @Wizdumb I don't think I could even tell ya. Maybe my favorite punches but not just one single
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Difficult question to answer @Wizdumb I don't think I could even tell ya. Maybe my favorite punches but not just one single
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Unread 07-03-2014, 03:10 PM
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I don't know mine but Phenomenons "animated chest hair" line was crazy
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I don't know mine but Phenomenons "animated chest hair" line was crazy
 
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Unread 07-03-2014, 04:03 PM
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Maybe not my best...but my favourite punchline that I've written lately

Get ya Squad-Rocked n "Crossed Off" not EVEN THE RIVALS LEARNING
Since ya'll can't "Hang w/ This" I'll send you REACHING THE HIGHEST PERSON
I'll 'Choose-The-Nicest-Beam' so If that "Crusify Your Team" it’s not if JESUS DISCIPLES BURNING for KEEPING THE BIBLE TURNING....REACHING THE FINAL WORSHIP after they PREACH AN ENTIRE SERMON!!!(Crews a fire team)
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Manhattan Manhattan is on FIRE! 30+ wins in a row!Manhattan is on FIRE! 30+ wins in a row!Manhattan is on FIRE! 30+ wins in a row!
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Maybe not my best...but my favourite punchline that I've written lately

Get ya Squad-Rocked n "Crossed Off" not EVEN THE RIVALS LEARNING
Since ya'll can't "Hang w/ This" I'll send you REACHING THE HIGHEST PERSON
I'll 'Choose-The-Nicest-Beam' so If that "Crusify Your Team" it’s not if JESUS DISCIPLES BURNING for KEEPING THE BIBLE TURNING....REACHING THE FINAL WORSHIP after they PREACH AN ENTIRE SERMON!!!(Crews a fire team)
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Unread 07-03-2014, 04:14 PM
Óðinn Óðinn is on FIRE! 5+ wins in a row!
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Title says it all.


List your personal favorites here.
Recent: If dudes VENTING FEAR? IT'S ORDINARY, I'M FRIGHTENING RIGHT? cos my “Punches so intense” they'll have'em sleep-in-bags w/o TENTING NEAR A MORTUARY AN FIGHTING AT NIGHT!!!!

Though my best still has to be wrote.
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Óðinn Óðinn is on FIRE! 5+ wins in a row!
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Title says it all.


List your personal favorites here.
Recent: If dudes VENTING FEAR? IT'S ORDINARY, I'M FRIGHTENING RIGHT? cos my “Punches so intense” they'll have'em sleep-in-bags w/o TENTING NEAR A MORTUARY AN FIGHTING AT NIGHT!!!!

Though my best still has to be wrote.
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