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Best lines you have EVER read on lb....
I know there've been threads like this....but thought i'd do it again......lol
"You got one borin ass life you need SOMETHIN TA DO-WITH TALKIN LAME bout DOCTA DRE HONEST-LAY.. no one’s BUMPIN YA MUSIC! I FUCK WIDDA HUGE CLIP to leave ya “egg-smashed” like BUBBA GANOUSH IS! This BUSTA AINT DO SHIT You couldn’t “handle this cracker” goin’ UP TO COMMUNION! (Amen, fucka)"
- Jason
Especially that Bubba Ganoush part....omg.......simply crack!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holla 
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Best lines you have EVER read on lb....
I know there've been threads like this....but thought i'd do it again......lol
"You got one borin ass life you need SOMETHIN TA DO-WITH TALKIN LAME bout DOCTA DRE HONEST-LAY.. no one’s BUMPIN YA MUSIC! I FUCK WIDDA HUGE CLIP to leave ya “egg-smashed” like BUBBA GANOUSH IS! This BUSTA AINT DO SHIT You couldn’t “handle this cracker” goin’ UP TO COMMUNION! (Amen, fucka)"
- Jason
Especially that Bubba Ganoush part....omg.......simply crack!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holla
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I honestly think this shit was way too clever. Double-meaning wordplay/punchline
you WHININ in YA LINES...think you "FLY"er wIT DA RHYMES?..then i'll get Ayvee-ate/Aviate like im a PILOT IN DA SKIES/Disguise(O_O!!!)
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I honestly think this shit was way too clever. Double-meaning wordplay/punchline
you WHININ in YA LINES...think you "FLY"er wIT DA RHYMES?..then i'll get Ayvee-ate/Aviate like im a PILOT IN DA SKIES/Disguise(O_O!!!)
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ahaha yeh, that was nice....pulse?
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ahaha yeh, that was nice....pulse?
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yes. Actually, read my whole cypher against Coree Warpath. I body bag'd him.
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yes. Actually, read my whole cypher against Coree Warpath. I body bag'd him.
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i remember reading that haha...try to copy your style...lol, yeh, i remeber...that shit was raw...Woulda been a magnificant battle...Shame it didn't go down...
Your DNP battle was sick as well, though
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i remember reading that haha...try to copy your style...lol, yeh, i remeber...that shit was raw...Woulda been a magnificant battle...Shame it didn't go down...
Your DNP battle was sick as well, though
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No idea who DNP is , lol.
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No idea who DNP is , lol.
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Cuz How she yo girl? but I GETZ THE NUKKIE? I pulled her panties down n the BITCH WAS BUSHY, I swear when I HIT THE PUSSY, that odd-thing looked like Don-King...MIXED WITH WHOOPIE
I was never sposed to tell ya..But i DID...SO WOOPSIE!!!.....Yo winnin chances ''slim'' as a BUM WITH HUNGER, and no PUNCH IS STRONGER, than the fact that ya Dick-is-small so you dont Hit-ya-broad You Lick-ha-walls cuz she claims that your TONGUE IS LONGER!!!Afta this line it should be OVA....GET THIS..
(god im SO RELENTLESS) the only ''Knockers he seen'' was JEHOVA WITNESS!! ,, Mani08/ mani Mula vs manny festo
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Cuz How she yo girl? but I GETZ THE NUKKIE? I pulled her panties down n the BITCH WAS BUSHY, I swear when I HIT THE PUSSY, that odd-thing looked like Don-King...MIXED WITH WHOOPIE
I was never sposed to tell ya..But i DID...SO WOOPSIE!!!.....Yo winnin chances ''slim'' as a BUM WITH HUNGER, and no PUNCH IS STRONGER, than the fact that ya Dick-is-small so you dont Hit-ya-broad You Lick-ha-walls cuz she claims that your TONGUE IS LONGER!!!Afta this line it should be OVA....GET THIS..
(god im SO RELENTLESS) the only ''Knockers he seen'' was JEHOVA WITNESS!! ,, Mani08/ mani Mula vs manny festo
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Daddy new pimpin
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This was against da crew mate, lol...wordplays for days.
dIS KID RAW?.... NOPE! Ya lines like female prisons, you got BITCH BARS BRO..he's in LOVE w/ LUCY so dem rhymes bout SLUGS n OOZIES ...sposed to make me believe RIK HARD THO?(Ricardo)....i'll punch HIM TILL HIS VISION GONE for tryna be "Slick"...RIK WHAT KINDA SHIT YOU ON?(SlickRick x_x) i'm a NASTY CITIZEN! like i said he "slick rick" but far from CLASSY, REALLY ITS..funny! he can COME WITH A "TRIBE"..til he STRUCK w/ DA KNIVES n have em lookin A PATCHY IN THE END(Apache Indian) i body bag style em, he'll be SLEEPIN w/OUT A TENT BITCH...keep bein self-centered & rich? then i leave EM w/OUT A "CENT RIK!"(Acentric)
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This was against da crew mate, lol...wordplays for days.
dIS KID RAW?.... NOPE! Ya lines like female prisons, you got BITCH BARS BRO..he's in LOVE w/ LUCY so dem rhymes bout SLUGS n OOZIES ...sposed to make me believe RIK HARD THO?(Ricardo)....i'll punch HIM TILL HIS VISION GONE for tryna be "Slick"...RIK WHAT KINDA SHIT YOU ON?(SlickRick x_x) i'm a NASTY CITIZEN! like i said he "slick rick" but far from CLASSY, REALLY ITS..funny! he can COME WITH A "TRIBE"..til he STRUCK w/ DA KNIVES n have em lookin A PATCHY IN THE END(Apache Indian) i body bag style em, he'll be SLEEPIN w/OUT A TENT BITCH...keep bein self-centered & rich? then i leave EM w/OUT A "CENT RIK!"(Acentric)
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this Drop was nice
Ill Have e'm Curl like PIECES OF BACON, plus yo Bitch done 'Been Thru Mo pipe' then Peaches VACATIONS!
Gud Swings Like GETA ON HIS GRIND, I'll open Brains w/ 'Ludacris Clips' tO show yah THEATER of Da MIND!
Kid i'm High, Swiss n a Bic 2 EMBER threw TREES!Kid walkin here is a 'L's Way'/ELWAY w/out DENVER QB'S!
So Listen to me. Kid, when the AK BUCK! Yo 'shot' at a Win DOE/ WINDOW is ah 'Brick' like DA-DA'S LUCK!
SO call it my Fridays, I ICE CUBES! cuz these Rappers WITH w's 'Relations are Dry' so yeah i ADVISE LUBE!
Lol. See yah slacking, cuz coming at me then tha STEAL CLICK, aids in the 'Banana' it PEAL SICK, so now it aint hard 4 yah 2 die, just/digest Like eatting yah MEALS QUICK, so when i Yell plus say Daymn them and my CLip Get to Blaming. it a Be him in a Scope/interscope like wales DEAL PICK
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this Drop was nice
Ill Have e'm Curl like PIECES OF BACON, plus yo Bitch done 'Been Thru Mo pipe' then Peaches VACATIONS!
Gud Swings Like GETA ON HIS GRIND, I'll open Brains w/ 'Ludacris Clips' tO show yah THEATER of Da MIND!
Kid i'm High, Swiss n a Bic 2 EMBER threw TREES!Kid walkin here is a 'L's Way'/ELWAY w/out DENVER QB'S!
So Listen to me. Kid, when the AK BUCK! Yo 'shot' at a Win DOE/ WINDOW is ah 'Brick' like DA-DA'S LUCK!
SO call it my Fridays, I ICE CUBES! cuz these Rappers WITH w's 'Relations are Dry' so yeah i ADVISE LUBE!
Lol. See yah slacking, cuz coming at me then tha STEAL CLICK, aids in the 'Banana' it PEAL SICK, so now it aint hard 4 yah 2 die, just/digest Like eatting yah MEALS QUICK, so when i Yell plus say Daymn them and my CLip Get to Blaming. it a Be him in a Scope/interscope like wales DEAL PICK
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