Fuck Dreams Yo - Lets Beef

**Krhyme Killz** · #1 10-23-2013, 11:33 AM

Ayo...what some crazy dreams yall be having..

i ask because i had this crazy dream where i was in a hotel room with this chick that i was feeling at the time and we were there on some random shit, and neither of us had made a move at all...so in the dream i say fuck it...and made a move. so its real chill and shorty is digging me and i put the Krhyme Killz steez away and pull out the sensitive caring nigga steez on her..lol.. sitting all close to her and touching on her thighs...and then (just like in the movies) she says she's going to go freshen up.

she goes in the bathroom....AND MY MOTHERFUCKING ALARM GOES OFF!!

that would be bad enough...but believe it or not...i actually possess the ability to go back to sleep and continue dreams...no bullshit. i've done it numerous times. so i fall back asleep within seconds to finish the dream and FUUUUUCK...

and what do you know...i pick up where i left off. she's in the bathroom and there's a knock on the door. so i go to open it and suddenly the hotel hallway is the fucking DMV...lmfao. i inexplicably walk in the entrance and i'm forced to take a bullshit ass written exam on driving to renew my license THEN while waiting for the clerk behind the counter to fucking give me my shit...she starts going onnnnn and onnnnnnn about the value of carpooling and using public transportation...

FINALLY i leave the DMV and walk across the hall to my room and knock on the do....

fuck...the baby's crying...time to wake up for real this time

no bullshit that is all 100% true too...smh....fuck dreams yo

**Krhyme Killz** · 10-23-2013, 11:33 AM

Ayo...what some crazy dreams yall be having..

i ask because i had this crazy dream where i was in a hotel room with this chick that i was feeling at the time and we were there on some random shit, and neither of us had made a move at all...so in the dream i say fuck it...and made a move. so its real chill and shorty is digging me and i put the Krhyme Killz steez away and pull out the sensitive caring nigga steez on her..lol.. sitting all close to her and touching on her thighs...and then (just like in the movies) she says she's going to go freshen up.

she goes in the bathroom....AND MY MOTHERFUCKING ALARM GOES OFF!!

that would be bad enough...but believe it or not...i actually possess the ability to go back to sleep and continue dreams...no bullshit. i've done it numerous times. so i fall back asleep within seconds to finish the dream and FUUUUUCK...

and what do you know...i pick up where i left off. she's in the bathroom and there's a knock on the door. so i go to open it and suddenly the hotel hallway is the fucking DMV...lmfao. i inexplicably walk in the entrance and i'm forced to take a bullshit ass written exam on driving to renew my license THEN while waiting for the clerk behind the counter to fucking give me my shit...she starts going onnnnn and onnnnnnn about the value of carpooling and using public transportation...

FINALLY i leave the DMV and walk across the hall to my room and knock on the do....

fuck...the baby's crying...time to wake up for real this time

no bullshit that is all 100% true too...smh....fuck dreams yo

HandJob Alias · #2 10-23-2013, 11:36 AM

And what was the lady behind the counter wearin on her feet? Sandal? close toe? go on......

HandJob Alias · 10-23-2013, 11:36 AM

And what was the lady behind the counter wearin on her feet? Sandal? close toe? go on......

**V3numb** · #3 10-23-2013, 11:44 AM

i.. i hate the fact that my dreams tend to wander off fro somthing good just by the smallest detail you notice in a dream and suddenly the whole atmosphere changes around that one spec.. you can actually control your dreams into somthing u want.. i hvnt done it yet cause if you try and think to hard you wke yourself up.. but its possible..

**V3numb** · 10-23-2013, 11:44 AM

i.. i hate the fact that my dreams tend to wander off fro somthing good just by the smallest detail you notice in a dream and suddenly the whole atmosphere changes around that one spec.. you can actually control your dreams into somthing u want.. i hvnt done it yet cause if you try and think to hard you wke yourself up.. but its possible..

**V3numb** · #4 10-23-2013, 11:50 AM

either way i wake up feeling like shit tbh

**V3numb** · 10-23-2013, 11:50 AM

either way i wake up feeling like shit tbh

**Krhyme Killz** · #5 10-23-2013, 11:51 AM

@Jason true indeed...but what about those dreams that are bad and they seem soooo real lol...its awesome when you wake up...but dude...some of my bad dreams haunt the fuck outta me

**Krhyme Killz** · 10-23-2013, 11:51 AM

@Jason true indeed...but what about those dreams that are bad and they seem soooo real lol...its awesome when you wake up...but dude...some of my bad dreams haunt the fuck outta me

HandJob Alias · #6 10-23-2013, 11:52 AM

every once in a while @Krhyme Killz for real i possess that ability where I wake up, im conscience of the fact im awake and i knowingly go back to sleep and control my dream. On the real the few hours I slept this mornin I had a dream i got on the audio to freestyle, couple people were wit me as my audience and I was hype like YO! YO! AAIGHT THIS IS HOW ITS GOIN DOWN!! Then i startted off like its the" practical matter of fact actual magical......and then i just kept repeating my full name for the last 46 seconds of the battle...not HJ Alias but my birth name like i was testifyin before a grand jury...quick tidbit about wet dreams, i never had one as a child, besides when my father would sneak in my room but that didnt count cause i was only pertending to be asleep, so anyway a couple years back i got sent to summer camp for 6 months, but i only stayed for four cause i was was a good kid and this was a county run camp adn anyways, bam fuckin 4 wet dreams in the last place you wanna have one... wake up wonderin if it was real sex or a dream look around and notice nothing but metal, concrete, 3 bunkbeds and a toilet in a 8X10 camp cabin and a belly full of alias...the othe campers who were oddly older, standin around makin me realize just how good of a rapper I am....someone please stop me...

HandJob Alias · 10-23-2013, 11:52 AM

every once in a while @Krhyme Killz for real i possess that ability where I wake up, im conscience of the fact im awake and i knowingly go back to sleep and control my dream. On the real the few hours I slept this mornin I had a dream i got on the audio to freestyle, couple people were wit me as my audience and I was hype like YO! YO! AAIGHT THIS IS HOW ITS GOIN DOWN!! Then i startted off like its the" practical matter of fact actual magical......and then i just kept repeating my full name for the last 46 seconds of the battle...not HJ Alias but my birth name like i was testifyin before a grand jury...quick tidbit about wet dreams, i never had one as a child, besides when my father would sneak in my room but that didnt count cause i was only pertending to be asleep, so anyway a couple years back i got sent to summer camp for 6 months, but i only stayed for four cause i was was a good kid and this was a county run camp adn anyways, bam fuckin 4 wet dreams in the last place you wanna have one... wake up wonderin if it was real sex or a dream look around and notice nothing but metal, concrete, 3 bunkbeds and a toilet in a 8X10 camp cabin and a belly full of alias...the othe campers who were oddly older, standin around makin me realize just how good of a rapper I am....someone please stop me...

**Letum** · #7 10-23-2013, 11:55 AM

I've astral projected multiple times in my dreams. I'm on that next next level of dreaming.

**Letum** · 10-23-2013, 11:55 AM

I've astral projected multiple times in my dreams. I'm on that next next level of dreaming.

**Manhattan** · #8 10-23-2013, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Letum

I've astral projected multiple times in my dreams. I'm on that next next level of dreaming.

That's some heavy next level shit no doubt. Most of the time I actually know I'm in a dream I can lucid dream about 75 percent of the time. Its those fucked up dreams that have you waking up going ya I'm glad to be here haha

**Manhattan** · 10-23-2013, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Letum

I've astral projected multiple times in my dreams. I'm on that next next level of dreaming.

That's some heavy next level shit no doubt. Most of the time I actually know I'm in a dream I can lucid dream about 75 percent of the time. Its those fucked up dreams that have you waking up going ya I'm glad to be here haha

#9 10-23-2013, 12:09 PM

My nigga, im not even bullshitting, i got that ability too, I have a mad nightmare, wake up, go back to sleep and that shit continues

10-23-2013, 12:09 PM

My nigga, im not even bullshitting, i got that ability too, I have a mad nightmare, wake up, go back to sleep and that shit continues

**Denton** · #10 10-23-2013, 12:51 PM

I dreamed I was sitting in my room pretending to be a carrot once

**Denton** · 10-23-2013, 12:51 PM

I dreamed I was sitting in my room pretending to be a carrot once


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