Ex's and social networking.....

[Phil Banks]

Yo I just saw dude's post an i had to show people this.... deserves it's own thread this one of my ex's hittin me up with a msg last year... smh step ya game up

the subject line has a smile but i don't. i don't know where to start. i miss you so fuckin much. i miss your cell number floating in my phone to text and call whenever i want. i miss being your lil confidante. i miss you and imma try to explain my situation. i was enamored with you from the first time i saw your picture at your house when i babysat her ..... and didnt even know YOU personally. then when i met you i couldnt help but love YOU because everything about your being is perfect to me. I love how tall you are, i love your olive skin and your perfectly dark hair and eyes. i love the way you tease an play, i hate cigarettes but somehow you made them ok. your personality and wit are top fuckin notch. i love the way you are, and who you are to me cannot be replicated in any way. you are in my life for a reason and i wish it was so that i could be with you forever and have your babies and make you smile EVERYDAY. i love you so much i want you smiling everyday, i want you to know YOU are what i idealize when i think of what i want in a husband and lover. i cant let go of you. i feel guilty for not helping you more when i had the chance. instead of being your confidante and just listening i should have told you you were making bad decisions. i should have done something different because then maybe ...... if we would have been spending more time together ......you wouldnt be there. youd be here with me in OUR city. i could be loving you and holdin you and kissin your face and havin YOUR babies and just BEING with you. i truly miss you, i cant let go and i just want to be in your lap with my arms around you. i just want to be close to you, just have you in my presence again. i just want to be next to you because all this word shit isnt enough to explain the love i have for you. there it is.

my girlfriend read this shit an it make her want it more.... pimp shit bitches

[Phil Banks]

Yo I just saw dude's post an i had to show people this.... deserves it's own thread this one of my ex's hittin me up with a msg last year... smh step ya game up

the subject line has a smile but i don't. i don't know where to start. i miss you so fuckin much. i miss your cell number floating in my phone to text and call whenever i want. i miss being your lil confidante. i miss you and imma try to explain my situation. i was enamored with you from the first time i saw your picture at your house when i babysat her ..... and didnt even know YOU personally. then when i met you i couldnt help but love YOU because everything about your being is perfect to me. I love how tall you are, i love your olive skin and your perfectly dark hair and eyes. i love the way you tease an play, i hate cigarettes but somehow you made them ok. your personality and wit are top fuckin notch. i love the way you are, and who you are to me cannot be replicated in any way. you are in my life for a reason and i wish it was so that i could be with you forever and have your babies and make you smile EVERYDAY. i love you so much i want you smiling everyday, i want you to know YOU are what i idealize when i think of what i want in a husband and lover. i cant let go of you. i feel guilty for not helping you more when i had the chance. instead of being your confidante and just listening i should have told you you were making bad decisions. i should have done something different because then maybe ...... if we would have been spending more time together ......you wouldnt be there. youd be here with me in OUR city. i could be loving you and holdin you and kissin your face and havin YOUR babies and just BEING with you. i truly miss you, i cant let go and i just want to be in your lap with my arms around you. i just want to be close to you, just have you in my presence again. i just want to be next to you because all this word shit isnt enough to explain the love i have for you. there it is.

my girlfriend read this shit an it make her want it more.... pimp shit bitches

[ViTRiOL]

She sounds like a fucking psycho.

[ViTRiOL]

She sounds like a fucking psycho.

[Phil Banks]

mahfucka that is undying love... my dick has a residual effect on them hoes the be feelin it after then fiendin.... nah but she a tulane grad sexy as fuck ill post a pic... she do got itty bitties but it's all gravy

[Phil Banks]

mahfucka that is undying love... my dick has a residual effect on them hoes the be feelin it after then fiendin.... nah but she a tulane grad sexy as fuck ill post a pic... she do got itty bitties but it's all gravy

[IV]

She was probably just bored tbh.

[IV]

She was probably just bored tbh.

[Phil Banks]

Originally Posted by Verity

She was probably just bored tbh.

you buggin did you read that shit? She was fucken thoro with it, don't hate hahaha....

[Phil Banks]

Originally Posted by Verity

She was probably just bored tbh.

you buggin did you read that shit? She was fucken thoro with it, don't hate hahaha....

[ViTRiOL]

Well, that could all be a lovely little fiction novella, how would we know?

Oh, and don't you mean a *residuary effect?

[ViTRiOL]

Well, that could all be a lovely little fiction novella, how would we know?

Oh, and don't you mean a *residuary effect?

[Óðinn]

WoW... Just WoW LMFAOOO...

[Óðinn]

WoW... Just WoW LMFAOOO...

[Phil Banks]

i hate when faggots be trying to spell check me on the net.... ya bruh cool i smoke weed i don't have a dictionary i'm not spell checking every post... get off the dick... i seriously can't stand that shit it's like the ho'est thing you can do on the net... i'd understand if i was CracCing out those all day but damnn nah

And 2fuel ya i know bruh even my girl was like damn....

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you can tell she college educated just by reading it.... who the fuck says enamored... i love this shit memories of me dosing my sister's juicy cup with nyquill so i could get alone time with the sitter and smash wow

[Phil Banks]

i hate when faggots be trying to spell check me on the net.... ya bruh cool i smoke weed i don't have a dictionary i'm not spell checking every post... get off the dick... i seriously can't stand that shit it's like the ho'est thing you can do on the net... i'd understand if i was CracCing out those all day but damnn nah

And 2fuel ya i know bruh even my girl was like damn....

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you can tell she college educated just by reading it.... who the fuck says enamored... i love this shit memories of me dosing my sister's juicy cup with nyquill so i could get alone time with the sitter and smash wow

[ViTRiOL]

Originally Posted by unclephil

i love this shit memories of me dosing my sister's juicy cup with nyquill so i could get alone time with the sitter and smash wow

HAHHHHHHHH!

You're so romantic.

[ViTRiOL]

Originally Posted by unclephil

i love this shit memories of me dosing my sister's juicy cup with nyquill so i could get alone time with the sitter and smash wow

HAHHHHHHHH!

You're so romantic.

[V3numb]

Originally Posted by unclephil

i love this shit memories of me dosing my sister's juicy cup with nyquill so i could get alone time with the sitter and smash wow

GOD DAMNNNNNNNNN..

~Epic Facepalm

[V3numb]

Originally Posted by unclephil

i love this shit memories of me dosing my sister's juicy cup with nyquill so i could get alone time with the sitter and smash wow

GOD DAMNNNNNNNNN..

~Epic Facepalm