If LB Was A High School Part II - Lets Beef

**Student** · #1 02-22-2012, 03:17 PM

Self-Explanatory Title, If LB Was A High School It Would Be Like:

@FAME - the kid that tries to make jokes to fit in, but isn't funny
@Jason - the kid that walks around with no friends telling everybody why they don't have friends
@RULE - Vice Principal Who Tries To Be Cool With The Students, Has An After School Program Called "Classick" And Is Unbearably Creepy With That Skinhead Look. Also Obsessed With LL Cool J And Is Often Found Playing It In His Office. Also is known as the local schizophrenic, as he involves himself in real life role play games outside of school hours as "Revan the Trollhunter".
Final Word - the kid that shouts insults at a fight from behind the crowd and then shuts up when it gets quiet
@V3numb - the asian kid that thinks he's black and gets beat the fuck down when he drops the N bomb
(there's always one)
@Itz Killz - The "BIG" Man On Campus, Head Of The Football Team Because Of His Size And Everyone Is Scarred Of Him, Including The Teachers
Rhetorikal - that one guy who can say whatever he wants and get away with it because nobody can hate on him
@Askari - The British Teacher Who Everyone Loves His Class, Also Has A Cool Hobby Of Setting Stuff On Fire
@_Lizman_ - Emo Black Kid Who Hangs Out With Nobody And Nobody Feels Sorry For Him Because Of Shit He Says. Can Also Be Seen Watching Transformers On His Phone, ALOT
Rigga and @John Dos - the interracial duo who stand in the hall ways handing out their free mixtapes which later get used as A) Things to draw around in Art class when a circle needs to be constructed or B) Frisbees
Bl_nk - the dude that lives with his granma and isn't allowed to any parties because he has to give her a foot massage before bed
@Verity - One Of The Few Girls In The School So Naturally Everyone Is Chasing Her Around Wanting To Hook Up With The Resident "Adele" Of LetsBeef (No Offense) Haha
@2FUEL - the principles personal assistant, is highly offended if you call him British so naturally student's are always playing jokes on him (I.e. tagging British flags on his door, painting his car red, blue and white, etc.)
EtH - The creepy student who was kicked out years ago but is always found roaming around school telling students about the "Golden Age" and something to do about mops.
@Mindless - The Jewish Principal, He Isn't Around Much Now But Back In The Days He'd Go To Town On Clowning Student's Who Were Sent To His Office Including A Legendary Schooling Of "Sadija" And Her Legion Of Ultima Omega -+?!
@TalkSick - The Huge Canadian Quarterback Who Everyone Knows He's On Steroids But Nobody Says Anything Cause They're Head Would Get Smashed By His Pinky.
NaturIll - Resident Acid Taker, Head Of The "Hippie" Crowd And Can Be Seen Hustling Drugs Outside Of Askari's Class.
Classick - the cheer leaders... all lost their virginity to big black men at a young age and are constantly cheering on said men. Also have a tendency to prance around in skimpy clothing, but.. some of them are quite hot. Also it's been reported that they can be seen coming out of RULE's office with a look of disgust and self-hate, they cringe every time they hear "I Need Love" by LL Cool J.
Jack-O-Lantern - the pedophile janitor with glasses that conveniently has to mop the girls locker room around the time of gym class.
@dmullz - kid that posts his raps on facebook and constantly broadcasts his shit, people say hes good and respect him for appearances but deep down, they know he's just decent. (Most Likely To Get Signed in the Yearbook though.)
@rican - The Foreigner Who Gets Sideways Looks From His Use Of The Words "Chico" And "Papi" But He's An A+ Student In English Which Is Super Ironic.
Wigsplit - The Woodcraft Teacher, Get's In Trouble ALOT For Letting Kids Build Weapons And Fight To The Death In His Class But Everyone Still Is Cool With Him.
@GRizzEAT - Helpless Kid Who Turns In 200 Essays In Hopes To Get An A In English But Askari Never Gives In, He Just Says "Quality Over Quantity Mate". Hahaha
@DaDDiO - The Genius Kid Who Walks Into School Once Every Six Months, Turns In All His Homework And Get's Passed Right Away.
Louie Dawgs - History Teacher
@Gurp Da God aka Loui Shorts aka Hugh Jazz - The Kid Who Passes Every Classes And Doesn't Even Try, Also Does The Same With Talent Shows, Contests, Freestyle Battles Etc. He's also accepted amongst the popular elites for his classic handsome features, accepted amongst the 'hard' for his demanding presence, accepted amongst the dorks for his intelligence and empathy. Kicks It In Askari's Office Sometimes To Smoke Out Too.
@DeNiro B Milk - that kid that you never see in the hallway or going into the class, but just appears next to you as if from nowhere.
@UNKNOWN ARTIST - the guy that always has a FULL bottle of wine in school, yet skips class and appears drunk most of the time.
@Ateleron - the kid that always tries his hardest in gym class but is just too dweeby. Once sharted during a medicine ball exercise and has never lived it down. Spends his time now picking on young children and scheming in private on ways to destroy the football team and then take over the world.
@X - Head Administrator Of The School, Is Rarely Seen But Once In A While He Brings New Classes In And For The Most Part Makes LB Better When He Does. Maj Is Somewhat Of A Recluse As Well, Keeps To Himself A Lot.
@Pugz - The Principal Of LB, Is Known For Throwing Multiple Contests And Ways To Earn Extra Credit, For The Most Part A Cool Dude But Like X Nobody Sees Him Much. Also The Reason EtH Got Kicked Out Of LB In Legendary Fashion.
@Skilligan™ - that nigguh who always comes to class high as fuck... and the school's main source for weed... always with a girl on his arm... but they just want him for the weed and he knows it... so he smokes, smashes, and move to the next one... lmao
@GoD_Himself - the "Cartmen" of school... he thinks he's cool even though everybody at school hates him... but his ego forces himself to believe that he gets all the hoes and everybody loves him when they don't... voted most likely to commit suicide...
Anonyme - The greek guy with the funny accent that everyone makes fun off. He into grecoroman wrestling but everyone thinks he a faggot cause of that
@Student - The Class President that walks around dressed in style. He the type of guy who can't find male friends and hangs out with female groups. He tends to award his besties with the 'wifey of the week award'.

Feel Free To Chime In I'll Post Those Up Too. (Please Post About Others, Not Yourself.)
*Random Disclaimer, I Didn't Make All Of These Up Myself.

**Student** · 02-22-2012, 03:17 PM

Self-Explanatory Title, If LB Was A High School It Would Be Like:

@FAME - the kid that tries to make jokes to fit in, but isn't funny
@Jason - the kid that walks around with no friends telling everybody why they don't have friends
@RULE - Vice Principal Who Tries To Be Cool With The Students, Has An After School Program Called "Classick" And Is Unbearably Creepy With That Skinhead Look. Also Obsessed With LL Cool J And Is Often Found Playing It In His Office. Also is known as the local schizophrenic, as he involves himself in real life role play games outside of school hours as "Revan the Trollhunter".
Final Word - the kid that shouts insults at a fight from behind the crowd and then shuts up when it gets quiet
@V3numb - the asian kid that thinks he's black and gets beat the fuck down when he drops the N bomb
(there's always one)
@Itz Killz - The "BIG" Man On Campus, Head Of The Football Team Because Of His Size And Everyone Is Scarred Of Him, Including The Teachers
Rhetorikal - that one guy who can say whatever he wants and get away with it because nobody can hate on him
@Askari - The British Teacher Who Everyone Loves His Class, Also Has A Cool Hobby Of Setting Stuff On Fire
@_Lizman_ - Emo Black Kid Who Hangs Out With Nobody And Nobody Feels Sorry For Him Because Of Shit He Says. Can Also Be Seen Watching Transformers On His Phone, ALOT
Rigga and @John Dos - the interracial duo who stand in the hall ways handing out their free mixtapes which later get used as A) Things to draw around in Art class when a circle needs to be constructed or B) Frisbees
Bl_nk - the dude that lives with his granma and isn't allowed to any parties because he has to give her a foot massage before bed
@Verity - One Of The Few Girls In The School So Naturally Everyone Is Chasing Her Around Wanting To Hook Up With The Resident "Adele" Of LetsBeef (No Offense) Haha
@2FUEL - the principles personal assistant, is highly offended if you call him British so naturally student's are always playing jokes on him (I.e. tagging British flags on his door, painting his car red, blue and white, etc.)
EtH - The creepy student who was kicked out years ago but is always found roaming around school telling students about the "Golden Age" and something to do about mops.
@Mindless - The Jewish Principal, He Isn't Around Much Now But Back In The Days He'd Go To Town On Clowning Student's Who Were Sent To His Office Including A Legendary Schooling Of "Sadija" And Her Legion Of Ultima Omega -+?!
@TalkSick - The Huge Canadian Quarterback Who Everyone Knows He's On Steroids But Nobody Says Anything Cause They're Head Would Get Smashed By His Pinky.
NaturIll - Resident Acid Taker, Head Of The "Hippie" Crowd And Can Be Seen Hustling Drugs Outside Of Askari's Class.
Classick - the cheer leaders... all lost their virginity to big black men at a young age and are constantly cheering on said men. Also have a tendency to prance around in skimpy clothing, but.. some of them are quite hot. Also it's been reported that they can be seen coming out of RULE's office with a look of disgust and self-hate, they cringe every time they hear "I Need Love" by LL Cool J.
Jack-O-Lantern - the pedophile janitor with glasses that conveniently has to mop the girls locker room around the time of gym class.
@dmullz - kid that posts his raps on facebook and constantly broadcasts his shit, people say hes good and respect him for appearances but deep down, they know he's just decent. (Most Likely To Get Signed in the Yearbook though.)
@rican - The Foreigner Who Gets Sideways Looks From His Use Of The Words "Chico" And "Papi" But He's An A+ Student In English Which Is Super Ironic.
Wigsplit - The Woodcraft Teacher, Get's In Trouble ALOT For Letting Kids Build Weapons And Fight To The Death In His Class But Everyone Still Is Cool With Him.
@GRizzEAT - Helpless Kid Who Turns In 200 Essays In Hopes To Get An A In English But Askari Never Gives In, He Just Says "Quality Over Quantity Mate". Hahaha
@DaDDiO - The Genius Kid Who Walks Into School Once Every Six Months, Turns In All His Homework And Get's Passed Right Away.
Louie Dawgs - History Teacher
@Gurp Da God aka Loui Shorts aka Hugh Jazz - The Kid Who Passes Every Classes And Doesn't Even Try, Also Does The Same With Talent Shows, Contests, Freestyle Battles Etc. He's also accepted amongst the popular elites for his classic handsome features, accepted amongst the 'hard' for his demanding presence, accepted amongst the dorks for his intelligence and empathy. Kicks It In Askari's Office Sometimes To Smoke Out Too.
@DeNiro B Milk - that kid that you never see in the hallway or going into the class, but just appears next to you as if from nowhere.
@UNKNOWN ARTIST - the guy that always has a FULL bottle of wine in school, yet skips class and appears drunk most of the time.
@Ateleron - the kid that always tries his hardest in gym class but is just too dweeby. Once sharted during a medicine ball exercise and has never lived it down. Spends his time now picking on young children and scheming in private on ways to destroy the football team and then take over the world.
@X - Head Administrator Of The School, Is Rarely Seen But Once In A While He Brings New Classes In And For The Most Part Makes LB Better When He Does. Maj Is Somewhat Of A Recluse As Well, Keeps To Himself A Lot.
@Pugz - The Principal Of LB, Is Known For Throwing Multiple Contests And Ways To Earn Extra Credit, For The Most Part A Cool Dude But Like X Nobody Sees Him Much. Also The Reason EtH Got Kicked Out Of LB In Legendary Fashion.
@Skilligan™ - that nigguh who always comes to class high as fuck... and the school's main source for weed... always with a girl on his arm... but they just want him for the weed and he knows it... so he smokes, smashes, and move to the next one... lmao
@GoD_Himself - the "Cartmen" of school... he thinks he's cool even though everybody at school hates him... but his ego forces himself to believe that he gets all the hoes and everybody loves him when they don't... voted most likely to commit suicide...
Anonyme - The greek guy with the funny accent that everyone makes fun off. He into grecoroman wrestling but everyone thinks he a faggot cause of that
@Student - The Class President that walks around dressed in style. He the type of guy who can't find male friends and hangs out with female groups. He tends to award his besties with the 'wifey of the week award'.

Feel Free To Chime In I'll Post Those Up Too. (Please Post About Others, Not Yourself.)
*Random Disclaimer, I Didn't Make All Of These Up Myself.

**V3numb** · #2 02-22-2012, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Student

Self-Explanatory Title, If LB Was A High School It Would Be Like:

Fame - the kid that tries to make jokes to fit in, but isn't funny
Jason - the kid that walks around with no friends telling everybody why they don't have friends
RULE - Vice Principal Who Tries To Be Cool With The Students, Has An After School Program Called "Classick" And Is Unbearably Creepy With That Skinhead Look. Also Obsessed With LL Cool J And Is Often Found Playing It In His Office
Final Word - the kid that shouts insults at a fight from behind the crowd and then shuts up when it gets quiet
V3numb - the asian kid that thinks he's black and gets beat the fuck down when he drops the N bomb
(there's always one)

Itz Killz - The "BIG" Man On Campus, Head Of The Football Team Because Of His Size And Everyone Is Scarred Of Him, Including The Teachers
Rhetorikal - that one guy who can say whatever he wants and get away with it because nobody can hate on him
Askari - The British Teacher Who Everyone Loves His Class, Also Has A Cool Hobby Of Setting Stuff On Fire
Lizman - Emo Black Kid Who Hangs Out With Nobody And Nobody Feels Sorry For Him Because Of Shit He Says. Can Also Be Seen Watching Transformers On His Phone, ALOT
Rigga and John Dos - the interracial duo who stand in the hall ways handing out their free mixtapes which later get used as A) Things to draw around in Art class when a circle needs to be constructed or B) Frisbees
Bl_nk - the dude that lives with his granma and isn't allowed to any parties because he has to give her a foot massage before bed
Verity - One Of The Few Girls In The School So Naturally Everyone Is Chasing Her Around Wanting To Hook Up With The Resident "Adele" Of LetsBeef (No Offense) Haha
2FUEL - the principles personal assistant, is highly offended if you call him British so naturally student's are always playing jokes on him (I.e. tagging British flags on his door, painting his car red, blue and white, etc.)
EtH - The creepy student who was kicked out years ago but is always found roaming around school telling students about the "Golden Age" and something to do about mops.
Mindless - The Jewish Principal, He Isn't Around Much Now But Back In The Days He'd Go To Town On Clowning Student's Who Were Sent To His Office Including A Legendary Schooling Of "Sadija" And Her Legion Of Ultima Omega -+?!

Feel Free To Chime In I'll Post Those Up Too.
*Random Disclaimer, I Didn't Make All Of These Up Myself.

adn that my friend is where your wrong about me

.. im not the guy from "How High" ok.. its an area thing

**V3numb** · 02-22-2012, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Student

Self-Explanatory Title, If LB Was A High School It Would Be Like:

Fame - the kid that tries to make jokes to fit in, but isn't funny
Jason - the kid that walks around with no friends telling everybody why they don't have friends
RULE - Vice Principal Who Tries To Be Cool With The Students, Has An After School Program Called "Classick" And Is Unbearably Creepy With That Skinhead Look. Also Obsessed With LL Cool J And Is Often Found Playing It In His Office
Final Word - the kid that shouts insults at a fight from behind the crowd and then shuts up when it gets quiet
V3numb - the asian kid that thinks he's black and gets beat the fuck down when he drops the N bomb
(there's always one)

Itz Killz - The "BIG" Man On Campus, Head Of The Football Team Because Of His Size And Everyone Is Scarred Of Him, Including The Teachers
Rhetorikal - that one guy who can say whatever he wants and get away with it because nobody can hate on him
Askari - The British Teacher Who Everyone Loves His Class, Also Has A Cool Hobby Of Setting Stuff On Fire
Lizman - Emo Black Kid Who Hangs Out With Nobody And Nobody Feels Sorry For Him Because Of Shit He Says. Can Also Be Seen Watching Transformers On His Phone, ALOT
Rigga and John Dos - the interracial duo who stand in the hall ways handing out their free mixtapes which later get used as A) Things to draw around in Art class when a circle needs to be constructed or B) Frisbees
Bl_nk - the dude that lives with his granma and isn't allowed to any parties because he has to give her a foot massage before bed
Verity - One Of The Few Girls In The School So Naturally Everyone Is Chasing Her Around Wanting To Hook Up With The Resident "Adele" Of LetsBeef (No Offense) Haha
2FUEL - the principles personal assistant, is highly offended if you call him British so naturally student's are always playing jokes on him (I.e. tagging British flags on his door, painting his car red, blue and white, etc.)
EtH - The creepy student who was kicked out years ago but is always found roaming around school telling students about the "Golden Age" and something to do about mops.
Mindless - The Jewish Principal, He Isn't Around Much Now But Back In The Days He'd Go To Town On Clowning Student's Who Were Sent To His Office Including A Legendary Schooling Of "Sadija" And Her Legion Of Ultima Omega -+?!

Feel Free To Chime In I'll Post Those Up Too.
*Random Disclaimer, I Didn't Make All Of These Up Myself.

adn that my friend is where your wrong about me

.. im not the guy from "How High" ok.. its an area thing

**TalkSick** · #3 02-22-2012, 03:23 PM

Student- The guy who walks out to smoking section of the school and asks for half your cigarette...everyday.

Talksick- The kid who hits on the lunch lady.

**TalkSick** · 02-22-2012, 03:23 PM

Student- The guy who walks out to smoking section of the school and asks for half your cigarette...everyday.

Talksick- The kid who hits on the lunch lady.

ItsNaturill · #4 02-22-2012, 03:26 PM

NaturIll the dude that sells magic beans to the special ed kidz

ItsNaturill · 02-22-2012, 03:26 PM

NaturIll the dude that sells magic beans to the special ed kidz

**Phracture** · #5 02-22-2012, 03:29 PM

Lmfaoooooo !!! Shit Funny Here .

**Phracture** · 02-22-2012, 03:29 PM

Lmfaoooooo !!! Shit Funny Here .

**S A L T** · #6 02-22-2012, 03:29 PM

lmfaooo, that was funny af. not gonna lie.

**S A L T** · 02-22-2012, 03:29 PM

lmfaooo, that was funny af. not gonna lie.

#7 02-22-2012, 03:32 PM

I got invited to parties in highschool. =/

02-22-2012, 03:32 PM

I got invited to parties in highschool. =/

**S A L T** · #8 02-22-2012, 03:37 PM

i feel like dmullz would be that kid that posts his raps on facebook and constantly broadcasts his shit, people say hes good and respect him for appearances but deep down, they know hes just decent. (Most Likely To Get Signed in the Yearbook though.) ..good looks dmullz, on the real.

**S A L T** · 02-22-2012, 03:37 PM

i feel like dmullz would be that kid that posts his raps on facebook and constantly broadcasts his shit, people say hes good and respect him for appearances but deep down, they know hes just decent. (Most Likely To Get Signed in the Yearbook though.) ..good looks dmullz, on the real.

IV · #9 02-22-2012, 03:38 PM

Classick - the cheer leaders... all lost their virginity to big black men at a young age and are constantly cheering on said men. Also have a tendency to prance around in skimpy clothing, but.. some of them are quite hot.

IV · 02-22-2012, 03:38 PM

Classick - the cheer leaders... all lost their virginity to big black men at a young age and are constantly cheering on said men. Also have a tendency to prance around in skimpy clothing, but.. some of them are quite hot.

**S A L T** · #10 02-22-2012, 03:42 PM

jack o lantern - the pedophile janitor with glasses that conveniently has to mop the girls locker room around the time of gym class.

**S A L T** · 02-22-2012, 03:42 PM

jack o lantern - the pedophile janitor with glasses that conveniently has to mop the girls locker room around the time of gym class.


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