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This is something I wrote a few years ago. Will appeal to the guys who know Pokemon Gold/Silver/Crystal storyline


I set the time, then professor OAK HAD SAID that he OVER SLEPT. My mom GOES AND GETS my PHONE AND NEXT I go next door and say "HELLO PROFESS...", but I'm heavily stunned by three pokeballs; he says I'm ready for one so I CHOSE THE BEST; Chikorita, which gains the MOST EFFECTS. And the mission is to GO TO WEST to Mr. Pokemon where he will disPOSE AN EGG and a POKEDEX. So I HAVE TO LEAVE HOME and suddenly, a RAT APPEARS SO I use SCRATCH AND HE'S TOAST. Now Chikorita's SAD XP ROSE and ADVANCED FROM ZERO up to HALF THE EVO. I get the equiptment, and then CATCH A WEEDLE only to see a troublesom man who's more colorful than the AVERAGE PEOPLE. He seens BAD AND EVIL and says THAT I'M FEEBLE and that he wants to BATTLE ME SO, he uses Cyndaquilt, I use Chikorita, both very MATCHED AND EQUAL but alas I emerge AS THE HERO so he runs off when I WHACKED HIS EGO. Then, I speak with a MAN THAT SEEMS OLD whom gives me a MAP WITH CLEAR ROADS.
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This is something I wrote a few years ago. Will appeal to the guys who know Pokemon Gold/Silver/Crystal storyline


I set the time, then professor OAK HAD SAID that he OVER SLEPT. My mom GOES AND GETS my PHONE AND NEXT I go next door and say "HELLO PROFESS...", but I'm heavily stunned by three pokeballs; he says I'm ready for one so I CHOSE THE BEST; Chikorita, which gains the MOST EFFECTS. And the mission is to GO TO WEST to Mr. Pokemon where he will disPOSE AN EGG and a POKEDEX. So I HAVE TO LEAVE HOME and suddenly, a RAT APPEARS SO I use SCRATCH AND HE'S TOAST. Now Chikorita's SAD XP ROSE and ADVANCED FROM ZERO up to HALF THE EVO. I get the equiptment, and then CATCH A WEEDLE only to see a troublesom man who's more colorful than the AVERAGE PEOPLE. He seens BAD AND EVIL and says THAT I'M FEEBLE and that he wants to BATTLE ME SO, he uses Cyndaquilt, I use Chikorita, both very MATCHED AND EQUAL but alas I emerge AS THE HERO so he runs off when I WHACKED HIS EGO. Then, I speak with a MAN THAT SEEMS OLD whom gives me a MAP WITH CLEAR ROADS.
 
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This is something I wrote a few years ago. Will appeal to the guys who know Pokemon Gold/Silver/Crystal storyline


I set the time, then professor OAK HAD SAID that he OVER SLEPT. My mom GOES AND GETS my PHONE AND NEXT I go next door and say "HELLO PROFESS...", but I'm heavily stunned by three pokeballs; he says I'm ready for one so I CHOSE THE BEST; Chikorita, which gains the MOST EFFECTS. And the mission is to GO TO WEST to Mr. Pokemon where he will disPOSE AN EGG and a POKEDEX. So I HAVE TO LEAVE HOME and suddenly, a RAT APPEARS SO I use SCRATCH AND HE'S TOAST. Now Chikorita's SAD XP ROSE and ADVANCED FROM ZERO up to HALF THE EVO. I get the equiptment, and then CATCH A WEEDLE only to see a troublesom man who's more colorful than the AVERAGE PEOPLE. He seens BAD AND EVIL and says THAT I'M FEEBLE and that he wants to BATTLE ME SO, he uses Cyndaquilt, I use Chikorita, both very MATCHED AND EQUAL but alas I emerge AS THE HERO so he runs off when I WHACKED HIS EGO. Then, I speak with a MAN THAT SEEMS OLD whom gives me a MAP WITH CLEAR ROADS.
LMFAO!

quit fakin tho fams. Chiko and Chinda aren't 'very matched and equal'
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This is something I wrote a few years ago. Will appeal to the guys who know Pokemon Gold/Silver/Crystal storyline


I set the time, then professor OAK HAD SAID that he OVER SLEPT. My mom GOES AND GETS my PHONE AND NEXT I go next door and say "HELLO PROFESS...", but I'm heavily stunned by three pokeballs; he says I'm ready for one so I CHOSE THE BEST; Chikorita, which gains the MOST EFFECTS. And the mission is to GO TO WEST to Mr. Pokemon where he will disPOSE AN EGG and a POKEDEX. So I HAVE TO LEAVE HOME and suddenly, a RAT APPEARS SO I use SCRATCH AND HE'S TOAST. Now Chikorita's SAD XP ROSE and ADVANCED FROM ZERO up to HALF THE EVO. I get the equiptment, and then CATCH A WEEDLE only to see a troublesom man who's more colorful than the AVERAGE PEOPLE. He seens BAD AND EVIL and says THAT I'M FEEBLE and that he wants to BATTLE ME SO, he uses Cyndaquilt, I use Chikorita, both very MATCHED AND EQUAL but alas I emerge AS THE HERO so he runs off when I WHACKED HIS EGO. Then, I speak with a MAN THAT SEEMS OLD whom gives me a MAP WITH CLEAR ROADS.
LMFAO!

quit fakin tho fams. Chiko and Chinda aren't 'very matched and equal'
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Digimon>Pokemon>Yugioh>beyblade>all the other bullshit
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Wow wow wow wow wow......DIGIMON? Bwahahahahahahahahahaha FUCK YOU!
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Wow wow wow wow wow......DIGIMON? Bwahahahahahahahahahaha FUCK YOU!
 
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greymon was way beast than charzard.. and he still had 2-3 more evolutions to go

plus pokemon cdnt DNA digivolve

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greymon was way beast than charzard.. and he still had 2-3 more evolutions to go

plus pokemon cdnt DNA digivolve

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Lmfao @ Digimon, Only Fags Played Digimon
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Even Student thinks you're a faggot.
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Even Student thinks you're a faggot.
 
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Even Student thinks you're a faggot.
im wearing pink.. and crying in my avy.. no shit lmao


hes just mad he never digivolved into a angeWOMEN


http://blockyourid.com/~gbpprorg/jud...c/92drag96.jpg

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im wearing pink.. and crying in my avy.. no shit lmao


hes just mad he never digivolved into a angeWOMEN


http://blockyourid.com/~gbpprorg/jud...c/92drag96.jpg

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Naaah I owned him OSKAR. He gave me some trouble with his Haunter, Smeargle, Mawkaw and Goldbat later on though.
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Naaah I owned him OSKAR. He gave me some trouble with his Haunter, Smeargle, Mawkaw and Goldbat later on though.
 
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You got the map after battling that ginger fucker?

I suppose you wanted the old man to see you rape him with that grass motherfucker.

I never picked Chikorita, how is Chikorita the best?
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You got the map after battling that ginger fucker?

I suppose you wanted the old man to see you rape him with that grass motherfucker.

I never picked Chikorita, how is Chikorita the best?
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