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08-02-2012, 10:10 PM
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that shit is trife as fuck
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I'd just feel bad for her, like I would just help her get cleaned up... I'd feel like it was my fault tbh
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that shit is trife as fuck
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I'd just feel bad for her, like I would just help her get cleaned up... I'd feel like it was my fault tbh
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08-02-2012, 10:12 PM
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nah yo if shit involved i'm out.... even a fart yo... it depends if it stank or not.... cause that would fuck up my concentration i'd prolly laugh awkwardly get my nut asap n be out
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nah yo if shit involved i'm out.... even a fart yo... it depends if it stank or not.... cause that would fuck up my concentration i'd prolly laugh awkwardly get my nut asap n be out
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08-02-2012, 10:14 PM
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@ Ticket damn son. maaaad respect for that one. thinkin on it for a bit tho... thats prob my reaction too. women are self conscious as fuck. sayin "ewww bitch get off me" would fuck her up emotionally. whether its a one night deal or ya wifey. @ Pronto_Banks you really gotta think about that tho. c'mon son... i know you got a heart... even thugs cry.
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@ Ticket damn son. maaaad respect for that one. thinkin on it for a bit tho... thats prob my reaction too. women are self conscious as fuck. sayin "ewww bitch get off me" would fuck her up emotionally. whether its a one night deal or ya wifey. @ Pronto_Banks you really gotta think about that tho. c'mon son... i know you got a heart... even thugs cry.
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Yeah I mean obviously if she threw up I got a little carried away stuffin my dick in her throat, so you know.. I'd feel bad. I love women tho.. even tho I listen to rap.
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Yeah I mean obviously if she threw up I got a little carried away stuffin my dick in her throat, so you know.. I'd feel bad. I love women tho.. even tho I listen to rap.
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08-02-2012, 10:18 PM
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well i dont think rap is as degrading to women as it use to be. dudes like Drake got a soft spot for the females i guess. and we aint alowed to say stuff like bitch and hoe on the radio anymore.
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well i dont think rap is as degrading to women as it use to be. dudes like Drake got a soft spot for the females i guess. and we aint alowed to say stuff like bitch and hoe on the radio anymore.
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Lmao at breaking ur concentration ...lol if u focused you not doing it right lol
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Lmao at breaking ur concentration ...lol if u focused you not doing it right lol
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Did it vibrate your dick
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08-02-2012, 10:59 PM
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I've been marrried n w the same girl for like 8 yrs, things like that happens and you truck on. You don't call notice and make a girl feel bad, cuz they'll get vindictive on your ass and dig up something that's happened to you.
Even if it's not wifey, and you have to see them more than once, take the gentleman cop out every time and save your ass.
My worst night was me and this girl I worked with were drinkin and shit went down, and so did I. The shit was so bad it fried my eyelashes off and sent me to instant limp dick.
I knew the girl well enough and didn't need shit started at work, so I played it off by twisting it around bitch style and said I don't wanna be just a fuck (knowin she was with someone and there was no chance there'd be anything between us) and used that as an excuse to back the fuck out and save both our dignities.
Class goes a long way (even though you have to totally bullshit your way through it) and keeping a woman from feeling scorned will keep your life longer as well.
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I've been marrried n w the same girl for like 8 yrs, things like that happens and you truck on. You don't call notice and make a girl feel bad, cuz they'll get vindictive on your ass and dig up something that's happened to you.
Even if it's not wifey, and you have to see them more than once, take the gentleman cop out every time and save your ass.
My worst night was me and this girl I worked with were drinkin and shit went down, and so did I. The shit was so bad it fried my eyelashes off and sent me to instant limp dick.
I knew the girl well enough and didn't need shit started at work, so I played it off by twisting it around bitch style and said I don't wanna be just a fuck (knowin she was with someone and there was no chance there'd be anything between us) and used that as an excuse to back the fuck out and save both our dignities.
Class goes a long way (even though you have to totally bullshit your way through it) and keeping a woman from feeling scorned will keep your life longer as well.
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Did it vibrate your dick
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Because I honestly think it is worth repeating?
I donno......................
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But to answer the question. It's all circumstantial.
I.E
How Loud?
How Smelly?
Even, what sound?
If it was really loud, like a proper ripply Whoopie Cushion type release, You gonna catch that gust. And that's gonna be an instant turn off for me.
If it were 1 of those feminine squeaky whistle type farts I'd probably burst out laughing, or at least have a stupid grin on my face while I soldier on.
If it stunk I'd have to pause that shit immediately (unless I was about to nut, you know not even a Nuke gonna stop me then)
I'ma keep going pulling a weird "shit that
Smells/cum face hybrid.
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Did it vibrate your dick
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Because I honestly think it is worth repeating?
I donno......................
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But to answer the question. It's all circumstantial.
I.E
How Loud?
How Smelly?
Even, what sound?
If it was really loud, like a proper ripply Whoopie Cushion type release, You gonna catch that gust. And that's gonna be an instant turn off for me.
If it were 1 of those feminine squeaky whistle type farts I'd probably burst out laughing, or at least have a stupid grin on my face while I soldier on.
If it stunk I'd have to pause that shit immediately (unless I was about to nut, you know not even a Nuke gonna stop me then)
I'ma keep going pulling a weird "shit that
Smells/cum face hybrid.
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I'd probably say some dumb shit... like oh yea!!!.. imma fuck the fart out you baby.. blah blah, just to get a laugh, shit aint that serious.
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First time I ever actually LOL'd at an LB forum post.
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As for the original, I wouldn't dwell on it, maybe make a little joke out of it to keep the mood light and power through. It happens man.
Here's one that caught me out not too long ago that I've never figured out. The fuck do you do if you have to pee? Do you stop midway to go and lose the stiffy/kill the mood, or do you carry on holding it in/risk pissing at the point of no return? Shit had me really thinking, unless she's a freak there's no real GOOD outcome.
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I'd probably say some dumb shit... like oh yea!!!.. imma fuck the fart out you baby.. blah blah, just to get a laugh, shit aint that serious.
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As for the original, I wouldn't dwell on it, maybe make a little joke out of it to keep the mood light and power through. It happens man.
Here's one that caught me out not too long ago that I've never figured out. The fuck do you do if you have to pee? Do you stop midway to go and lose the stiffy/kill the mood, or do you carry on holding it in/risk pissing at the point of no return? Shit had me really thinking, unless she's a freak there's no real GOOD outcome.
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