this is no lie...i fucked two friends in the lobby of this broke down apartment building. The one gave me head, then the other let me fuck...then the one that gave me head seent BIG K and wanted to let me go in after telling me she aint want it cuz she was on her period. I left the condoms on the steps, yo
thats actually true, but not nearly the most trife shit i've done...but its an LB appropriate story lol...
shit, once i actually was hacking and a dope fiend got in the whip..i got my money up front, then she pulled out a fucking box cutter and wanted her money back. i was not on familiar grounds, and she had like 15 or so people out on the corner in her neighborhood. I gave her the money back...then when she hopped out real quick i chased the bitch down and smacked the shit out of her then calmly walked back to my whip and drove off....i aint even take the money back lol...
actually reading and sharing this shit is kinda theraputic...
i should create a thread of me just telling you all of the trife shit i did as a kid and a teen...i swear its all real and it'd surprise some of yall
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