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Unread 02-28-2010, 08:04 AM
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Default Callin All "Fair Voters" ...

And so called "Educated"
Just critique this ish line for line ...

This is a diss against

The Artist formerly known as
PO A SICK FO

Who now goes by "I PO FOES BLOOD"
or somethin like that

I'm from the sewer
I really talk about "shit" I know
PO raps about toasters
Not knowin they go for a grip of "dough"
But white bread
You ain't "ballin" like the pick and roll
'Cause you in bad shape nigga
You sick and po
This faggot's from Texas
I'm pretty sure this hick is "broke"
Or I'll have this pipe sucker
"Leakin" when I slit his throat
I smell blood like a shark, water (marijuana) too
And your clique's not both
You sniffin crack
If you think Classick is "dope"
Somebody lied to you
They sold you the biggest joke
Like buyin Clipper tix
And thinkin they Laker tickets though
You not about to see the stars
Or have half court seats
But in real life, you on the "sideline"
Not the ave or streets
Because you a "chicken"
And real niggas can tell you that
The only "shells" you bust
Are the shells that hatch
This poor farm boy wants me
To think under the veil he's black
You ain't heavy in the streets
You need to "scale" that back
No way his country ass weighin crack
More like hay bails in stacks
You can never go to jail
Or hafta post bail for rap
But you can stay on that killer tip
Wack punches and filler shit
You a lyrical iThug, I shrug
'Cause you still a bitch
It makes no difference to me
I know you livin in peace
You ain't gotta care in the world
Except for dickin your niece
I wanna knock each tooth outta your mouth
When you're bitchin at me
But why, chances are you're probably
Already missin some teeth
-Fortune Hunter

See if you see the significance
My flow is so metaphorical
And has Double Entendre in it
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Unread 02-28-2010, 08:04 AM   #1
 
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Default Callin All "Fair Voters" ...

And so called "Educated"
Just critique this ish line for line ...

This is a diss against

The Artist formerly known as
PO A SICK FO

Who now goes by "I PO FOES BLOOD"
or somethin like that

I'm from the sewer
I really talk about "shit" I know
PO raps about toasters
Not knowin they go for a grip of "dough"
But white bread
You ain't "ballin" like the pick and roll
'Cause you in bad shape nigga
You sick and po
This faggot's from Texas
I'm pretty sure this hick is "broke"
Or I'll have this pipe sucker
"Leakin" when I slit his throat
I smell blood like a shark, water (marijuana) too
And your clique's not both
You sniffin crack
If you think Classick is "dope"
Somebody lied to you
They sold you the biggest joke
Like buyin Clipper tix
And thinkin they Laker tickets though
You not about to see the stars
Or have half court seats
But in real life, you on the "sideline"
Not the ave or streets
Because you a "chicken"
And real niggas can tell you that
The only "shells" you bust
Are the shells that hatch
This poor farm boy wants me
To think under the veil he's black
You ain't heavy in the streets
You need to "scale" that back
No way his country ass weighin crack
More like hay bails in stacks
You can never go to jail
Or hafta post bail for rap
But you can stay on that killer tip
Wack punches and filler shit
You a lyrical iThug, I shrug
'Cause you still a bitch
It makes no difference to me
I know you livin in peace
You ain't gotta care in the world
Except for dickin your niece
I wanna knock each tooth outta your mouth
When you're bitchin at me
But why, chances are you're probably
Already missin some teeth
-Fortune Hunter

See if you see the significance
My flow is so metaphorical
And has Double Entendre in it
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Unread 02-28-2010, 08:06 AM
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Exactly the type of response
I was expectin, no surprise
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Exactly the type of response
I was expectin, no surprise
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Unread 02-28-2010, 08:10 AM
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"Luckly..."
-RULE

Lookin for the "educated" ...
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"Luckly..."
-RULE

Lookin for the "educated" ...
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Unread 02-28-2010, 08:19 AM
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Ok Akeelah
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Ok Akeelah
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Unread 02-28-2010, 08:41 AM
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What do you format them so rediculously?
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What do you format them so rediculously?
 
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Unread 02-28-2010, 09:12 AM
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Estimated Skill in Audio: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 8.38/10 stars
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44 Won / 47 Lost
2 1544
Estimated Skill in Text: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.08/10 stars
Ranked Text Record
210 Won / 162 Lost
Exclusive Text Record
3 Won / 1 Lost
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shit was hot...lol mugs be hatin
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Unread 02-28-2010, 09:12 AM   #6
 
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Estimated Skill in Audio: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 8.38/10 stars
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44 Won / 47 Lost
2 1544
Estimated Skill in Text: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.38/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.08/10 stars
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210 Won / 162 Lost
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shit was hot...lol mugs be hatin
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Unread 02-28-2010, 06:34 PM
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You gotta take
The love wit' the hate
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Unread 02-28-2010, 06:46 PM
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You killed Po easy enough, I'm not gonna vote coz the bitch will think its hate-voting
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You killed Po easy enough, I'm not gonna vote coz the bitch will think its hate-voting
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Default The "7 Up" Theory

"You killed Po easy enough,
I'm not gonna vote coz
the bitch will think its hate-voting"
-Odd God

Ok, appreciate the honesty
I got banned for "hate votin"

Ohs warned me that I had to
Automatically vote "7 Up" ...

But I chose to keep it real
(And got banned bwahahaha)

Ohs, you were right on point
This shit's really really fixed

Whoa, so niggas can't vote
In lieu of "Hate Votin Hysteria"

All you gotta do is "call beef"
To get some votes removed

What's the point of battlin?!
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Default The "7 Up" Theory

"You killed Po easy enough,
I'm not gonna vote coz
the bitch will think its hate-voting"
-Odd God

Ok, appreciate the honesty
I got banned for "hate votin"

Ohs warned me that I had to
Automatically vote "7 Up" ...

But I chose to keep it real
(And got banned bwahahaha)

Ohs, you were right on point
This shit's really really fixed

Whoa, so niggas can't vote
In lieu of "Hate Votin Hysteria"

All you gotta do is "call beef"
To get some votes removed

What's the point of battlin?!
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"What do you format
them so rediculously?"
-UnEtHiCaL

Shit, your stupidity bothers me
Do me a favor ... no, no wait
Do yourself a favor, UnEtHiCaL
Just shut the fuck up nigga!!
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"What do you format
them so rediculously?"
-UnEtHiCaL

Shit, your stupidity bothers me
Do me a favor ... no, no wait
Do yourself a favor, UnEtHiCaL
Just shut the fuck up nigga!!
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