| |
11-15-2009, 09:47 PM
|
Join Date: Apr 2009
Posts: 1,427
Mentioned: 116 Post(s)
Tagged: 10 Thread(s)
Ranked Audio Record
4 Won / 2 Lost
Ranked Text Record
181 Won / 32 Lost
Exclusive Text Record
12 Won / 4 Lost
|
ayo, ma bro just emailed this ta meh, check this shit out LMAO!!
My brother goes to college in PA and just got done with this midterm exam and emailed me his answer that he couldn't believe he Aced lol
This is the actual question on his midterm and his actual answer...
Question: is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
this is what mah Bro wrote lmao:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely... I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct, leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'
Tell me this isn't Classic
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason
i told you stoy was handsome
|
|
|
11-15-2009, 09:47 PM
|
#1
|
|
Ranked Audio Record
4 Won / 2 Lost
Ranked Text Record
181 Won / 32 Lost
Exclusive Text Record
12 Won / 4 Lost
Join Date: Apr 2009
Voted:
0 audio / 926
text
Posts: 1,427
Mentioned: 116 Post(s)
Tagged: 10 Thread(s)
|
ayo, ma bro just emailed this ta meh, check this shit out LMAO!!
My brother goes to college in PA and just got done with this midterm exam and emailed me his answer that he couldn't believe he Aced lol
This is the actual question on his midterm and his actual answer...
Question: is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
this is what mah Bro wrote lmao:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely... I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct, leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'
Tell me this isn't Classic
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason
i told you stoy was handsome
|
|
|
Offline
|
|
11-15-2009, 09:53 PM
|
Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 4,746
Mentioned: 121 Post(s)
Tagged: 5 Thread(s)
Ranked Text Record
48 Won / 30 Lost
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shizzie StoBizle
My brother goes to college in PA and just got done with this midterm exam and emailed me his answer that he couldn't believe he Aced lol
This is the actual question on his midterm and his actual answer...
Question: is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
this is what mah Bro wrote lmao:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely... I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct, leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'
Tell me this isn't Classic
|
I applaud this post, sir
WIN!
__________________
Yes Yes Ya'll, an it don't stop....
Seems like me an' you bout had enough,
Cause man, it's tough to keep the fam in touch,
And to add it up, this rappin stuff got me flippin out like a blackjack bust
Don't give a fuck if you sound like Master P, Mobb Deep or Remy Martin,
Cuz even if the next to try us is the best of rhymers?
Still get bodied on plates like Jeffery Dahmer
|
|
11-15-2009, 09:53 PM
|
#2
|
|
Ranked Text Record
48 Won / 30 Lost
Join Date: Jun 2009
Voted:
0 audio / 211
text
Posts: 4,746
Mentioned: 121 Post(s)
Tagged: 5 Thread(s)
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shizzie StoBizle
My brother goes to college in PA and just got done with this midterm exam and emailed me his answer that he couldn't believe he Aced lol
This is the actual question on his midterm and his actual answer...
Question: is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
this is what mah Bro wrote lmao:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely... I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct, leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'
Tell me this isn't Classic
|
I applaud this post, sir
WIN!
__________________
Yes Yes Ya'll, an it don't stop....
Seems like me an' you bout had enough,
Cause man, it's tough to keep the fam in touch,
And to add it up, this rappin stuff got me flippin out like a blackjack bust
Don't give a fuck if you sound like Master P, Mobb Deep or Remy Martin,
Cuz even if the next to try us is the best of rhymers?
Still get bodied on plates like Jeffery Dahmer
|
|
Offline
|
|
11-15-2009, 09:57 PM
|
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,010
Mentioned: 19 Post(s)
Tagged: 1 Thread(s)
Ranked Text Record
376 Won / 107 Lost
|
That is Epicly awesome
__________________
Shhhhhhhhhhhh
|
|
11-15-2009, 09:57 PM
|
#3
|
|
Ranked Text Record
376 Won / 107 Lost
Join Date: Jun 2007
Voted:
0 audio / 0 text
Posts: 3,010
Mentioned: 19 Post(s)
Tagged: 1 Thread(s)
|
That is Epicly awesome
__________________
Shhhhhhhhhhhh
|
|
Offline
|
|
11-15-2009, 10:08 PM
|
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 24
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
|
for real? haha
|
|
11-15-2009, 10:08 PM
|
#4
|
|
Basic Member
Join Date: Nov 2009
Voted:
0 audio / 0 text
Posts: 24
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
|
for real? haha
|
|
Offline
|
|
11-15-2009, 10:55 PM
|
Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 92
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Ranked Text Record
41 Won / 14 Lost
|
WowwwW....i guess college isn't all bad!!!!
__________________
Shoot first an ask questions later, the answer is it was all about tha paper EVERYTHING to gain an shit too loose wit ah new 45 that i'm dying to use !!!!!!
|
|
11-15-2009, 10:55 PM
|
#5
|
|
Basic Member
Ranked Text Record
41 Won / 14 Lost
Join Date: Sep 2009
Voted:
0 audio / 0 text
Posts: 92
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
|
WowwwW....i guess college isn't all bad!!!!
__________________
Shoot first an ask questions later, the answer is it was all about tha paper EVERYTHING to gain an shit too loose wit ah new 45 that i'm dying to use!!!!!!
|
|
Offline
|
|
11-15-2009, 11:55 PM
|
Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 619
Mentioned: 12 Post(s)
Tagged: 2 Thread(s)
Ranked Text Record
56 Won / 5 Lost
Exclusive Text Record
3 Won / 0 Lost
|
Your brother must be hugging that crack pipe, take that shit off him, look at the effects.
|
|
11-15-2009, 11:55 PM
|
#6
|
|
Ranked Text Record
56 Won / 5 Lost
Exclusive Text Record
3 Won / 0 Lost
Join Date: Jan 2009
Voted:
0 audio / 449
text
Posts: 619
Mentioned: 12 Post(s)
Tagged: 2 Thread(s)
|
Your brother must be hugging that crack pipe, take that shit off him, look at the effects.
|
|
Offline
|
|
11-16-2009, 11:38 AM
|
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 97
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Ranked Text Record
28 Won / 36 Lost
|
fuck thats CLEVER
|
|
11-16-2009, 11:38 AM
|
#7
|
|
Basic Member
Ranked Text Record
28 Won / 36 Lost
Join Date: Aug 2009
Voted:
0 audio / 0 text
Posts: 97
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
|
fuck thats CLEVER
|
|
Offline
|
|
11-16-2009, 01:18 PM
|
Posts: n/a
Mentioned: Post(s)
Tagged: Thread(s)
|
haha yeah that last part of the exam was genius
|
|
11-16-2009, 01:18 PM
|
#8
|
|
Guest
Voted:
0 audio / 0 text
Posts: n/a
Mentioned: Post(s)
Tagged: Thread(s)
|
haha yeah that last part of the exam was genius
|
|
|
|
11-16-2009, 04:07 PM
|
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 2,340
Mentioned: 2 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Ranked Text Record
401 Won / 72 Lost
|
hahahaha, i've heard this joke so many times. its still hilarious tho.
sorry to kill the 'truth' to it Shizzie
__________________
"Good and great are seldom the same man"
My wins? I always 'planet/plan it' 'son/sun' so YEAH THE 'STAR'S' NICEST 'check' the win 'rec' its like its 'WEARING CAR PRICES'
|
|
11-16-2009, 04:07 PM
|
#9
|
|
Ranked Text Record
401 Won / 72 Lost
Join Date: Jan 2008
Voted:
0 audio / 0 text
Posts: 2,340
Mentioned: 2 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
|
hahahaha, i've heard this joke so many times. its still hilarious tho.
sorry to kill the 'truth' to it Shizzie
__________________
"Good and great are seldom the same man"
My wins? I always 'planet/plan it' 'son/sun' so YEAH THE 'STAR'S' NICEST 'check' the win 'rec' its like its 'WEARING CAR PRICES'
|
|
Offline
|
|
11-16-2009, 07:39 PM
|
Join Date: Apr 2009
Posts: 1,427
Mentioned: 116 Post(s)
Tagged: 10 Thread(s)
Ranked Audio Record
4 Won / 2 Lost
Ranked Text Record
181 Won / 32 Lost
Exclusive Text Record
12 Won / 4 Lost
|
nah
Quote:
Originally Posted by _Prime_
hahahaha, i've heard this joke so many times. its still hilarious tho.
sorry to kill the 'truth' to it Shizzie
|
fa real...ah, mah bros a dickface man, i thought he really did that shit..lmfao
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason
i told you stoy was handsome
|
|
|
11-16-2009, 07:39 PM
|
#10
|
|
Ranked Audio Record
4 Won / 2 Lost
Ranked Text Record
181 Won / 32 Lost
Exclusive Text Record
12 Won / 4 Lost
Join Date: Apr 2009
Voted:
0 audio / 926
text
Posts: 1,427
Mentioned: 116 Post(s)
Tagged: 10 Thread(s)
|
nah
Quote:
Originally Posted by _Prime_
hahahaha, i've heard this joke so many times. its still hilarious tho.
sorry to kill the 'truth' to it Shizzie
|
fa real...ah, mah bros a dickface man, i thought he really did that shit..lmfao
|
|
Offline
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 01:49 PM.
|
|
|
Battle Feed
Linear Mode
