Who won this? - Lets Beef

JimmyKimmel · #1 08-29-2021, 11:36 PM

I need some opinions here asap.. who won? A or B?

B:

Intro: so its BUGGZ VS ZACH MOO- wait...last battle did you really rhyme with "FAWKIN"?
....just for that shit you getting laid out in a CAWFIN

So Zach. come on out of mac's lil nerd huddle
Cuz yall dont vote for rap, you just vote for word puzzles..

You get smoked for every vote and every BALLOT COMIN OUT/
Couldn't float with dee pen (deep end) n it's got ya lookin SHALLOW FOR THE CLOUT/
Ya "clique (click) getting dragged" like the ARROW OF A MOUSE /
Cuz yall been "throwing shade" beyond the "SHADOW OF A DOUBT/

I doubt these "squares you stacked around you" WILL STAY BALANCED/
But ill send em head over heels like the MILK CRATE CHALLENGE/

Zack won't be wack, when mac can DRAFT AN ELITE CREW/
You just have wordplay, you need the other HALF TO COMPLETE YOU/
No "drive" get "pushed back" like a PASSENGER SEAT DO/
This package you wrappin rap in is PLASTIC N SEE THROUGH/
The heat-I'm-totin, left steve-o-soaked-in hemoglobin, when the STRAP IN MY JEANS DREW/
You get sent to all those RAPPERS I LEAVE CHEWED
Steve greet you at the gates like "HAPPY TO MEET YOU"
N you like "nah its me zach, the same shit HAPPENED TO ME TOO"

I'm swingining a slugger at zach's head, leaving red SPLATTER STAINED
bring a whole new meanin to the phrase "SCATTER BRAINED.
But now youre "wrapped around this bat" like the "legs of HATHAWAY"
But yall only vote for cheaters that do it the NASTY WAY,
so if THAT'S THE CASE
There's some shit I have to say....

If you vote for Zach you're g@y.
TIME

..........or..........

A:

calls himself buggz but i dunno what he expects to GET FROM THIS
cuz in real life homie looks more like BIG CHUNGUS

look

All I “read? Whinin” like a NICE BOTTLE OF ZINFANDEL, fatty shoulda tried to “dodge” me, cuz this “challenger” has a “WIDE BODY” AND TITS AS WELL and I found out where he gets it…someone shoulda told this GUY’S MOMMY DON’T KISS AND TELL! I’ll “go for hunt and catch a body” like the NIGHT’S WATCH UP IN WINTERFELL! Plus it’s ironic how the name you rep-is-buggz but you’re Elmer-Fudd…
…cuz you “keep sayin this a W when it’s QUITE OBVIOUS IT’S AN L!”

It’s always played angles, the SAME OLD TIRED RETORTS so pardon my French, but I had to make this f&@k “my son”…and it AINT WITH TILES AND BOARDS! Plus I banged your mom, but you could SAY…IT KINDA WAS FORCED cuz she tried to fight me like it MAY BE TIME FOR DIVORCE! And if we TAKE THIS TRIAL TO COURT? I’ll tell judge-Judy f&ck-you-B, I ain’t PAYIN CHILD SUPPORT!
(maison is french for house)

After “Dee let you down” it makes SENSE THAT YOU “COME SOFT”
Buggz went to a physician just to ask the QUESTION “WHAT’S UP DOC?”
Doctor says “he eats too much, this fat f&@k needs to go on a diet like josh PECK OR GET CUT OFF”

[doc starts checkin his nuts, feels em TENSE AS THIS CHUMP COUGHS]

Doc says “Wait, run it back…

“He has penile cancer, so if he go on n’ die? It’ll be cuz josh PECKER GET CUT OFF!”

---------- Post added at 11:36 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:00 PM ----------

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JimmyKimmel · 08-29-2021, 11:36 PM

I need some opinions here asap.. who won? A or B?

B:

Intro: so its BUGGZ VS ZACH MOO- wait...last battle did you really rhyme with "FAWKIN"?
....just for that shit you getting laid out in a CAWFIN

So Zach. come on out of mac's lil nerd huddle
Cuz yall dont vote for rap, you just vote for word puzzles..

You get smoked for every vote and every BALLOT COMIN OUT/
Couldn't float with dee pen (deep end) n it's got ya lookin SHALLOW FOR THE CLOUT/
Ya "clique (click) getting dragged" like the ARROW OF A MOUSE /
Cuz yall been "throwing shade" beyond the "SHADOW OF A DOUBT/

I doubt these "squares you stacked around you" WILL STAY BALANCED/
But ill send em head over heels like the MILK CRATE CHALLENGE/

Zack won't be wack, when mac can DRAFT AN ELITE CREW/
You just have wordplay, you need the other HALF TO COMPLETE YOU/
No "drive" get "pushed back" like a PASSENGER SEAT DO/
This package you wrappin rap in is PLASTIC N SEE THROUGH/
The heat-I'm-totin, left steve-o-soaked-in hemoglobin, when the STRAP IN MY JEANS DREW/
You get sent to all those RAPPERS I LEAVE CHEWED
Steve greet you at the gates like "HAPPY TO MEET YOU"
N you like "nah its me zach, the same shit HAPPENED TO ME TOO"

I'm swingining a slugger at zach's head, leaving red SPLATTER STAINED
bring a whole new meanin to the phrase "SCATTER BRAINED.
But now youre "wrapped around this bat" like the "legs of HATHAWAY"
But yall only vote for cheaters that do it the NASTY WAY,
so if THAT'S THE CASE
There's some shit I have to say....

If you vote for Zach you're g@y.
TIME

..........or..........

A:

calls himself buggz but i dunno what he expects to GET FROM THIS
cuz in real life homie looks more like BIG CHUNGUS

look

All I “read? Whinin” like a NICE BOTTLE OF ZINFANDEL, fatty shoulda tried to “dodge” me, cuz this “challenger” has a “WIDE BODY” AND TITS AS WELL and I found out where he gets it…someone shoulda told this GUY’S MOMMY DON’T KISS AND TELL! I’ll “go for hunt and catch a body” like the NIGHT’S WATCH UP IN WINTERFELL! Plus it’s ironic how the name you rep-is-buggz but you’re Elmer-Fudd…
…cuz you “keep sayin this a W when it’s QUITE OBVIOUS IT’S AN L!”

It’s always played angles, the SAME OLD TIRED RETORTS so pardon my French, but I had to make this f&@k “my son”…and it AINT WITH TILES AND BOARDS! Plus I banged your mom, but you could SAY…IT KINDA WAS FORCED cuz she tried to fight me like it MAY BE TIME FOR DIVORCE! And if we TAKE THIS TRIAL TO COURT? I’ll tell judge-Judy f&ck-you-B, I ain’t PAYIN CHILD SUPPORT!
(maison is french for house)

After “Dee let you down” it makes SENSE THAT YOU “COME SOFT”
Buggz went to a physician just to ask the QUESTION “WHAT’S UP DOC?”
Doctor says “he eats too much, this fat f&@k needs to go on a diet like josh PECK OR GET CUT OFF”

[doc starts checkin his nuts, feels em TENSE AS THIS CHUMP COUGHS]

Doc says “Wait, run it back…

“He has penile cancer, so if he go on n’ die? It’ll be cuz josh PECKER GET CUT OFF!”

---------- Post added at 11:36 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:00 PM ----------

Bump...