dope punches you've seen (Letsbeef Edition)

[Edgeworth]

Normally I'm pretty level headed and actually quite silent in the forums when it comes to critiquing other people, I ain't got no problems with no one so I don't see the need to shit on people. But...

What the FUCK is going on in this thread? there might be 1 or 2 half decent lines in here. People have no idea what a good line is, Jesus christ. No wonder the site is struggling. Row's opening post had some good lines and the BJ penn is pretty slick. But, Den ima / Denim a? doesn't make any sense at all. Ditto for BERRY YOUR PEOPLE (LOL). Pig/Hog her? Are you fucking kidding me? that wouldn't impress a 4th grader. That "head covered" line is so generic and it could be flipped a buncha different ways (umbrellas, masks, hats, burqas, a face on the front of a magazine, whatever other reachy shit). It's like saying something is red like a fire truck. You could say it's red like any of the other million things that are red, it's not creative whatsoever.

If this is the shit that passes for good bars around here, you're going to scare off all the real talent.

[Edgeworth]

Normally I'm pretty level headed and actually quite silent in the forums when it comes to critiquing other people, I ain't got no problems with no one so I don't see the need to shit on people. But...

What the FUCK is going on in this thread? there might be 1 or 2 half decent lines in here. People have no idea what a good line is, Jesus christ. No wonder the site is struggling. Row's opening post had some good lines and the BJ penn is pretty slick. But, Den ima / Denim a? doesn't make any sense at all. Ditto for BERRY YOUR PEOPLE (LOL). Pig/Hog her? Are you fucking kidding me? that wouldn't impress a 4th grader. That "head covered" line is so generic and it could be flipped a buncha different ways (umbrellas, masks, hats, burqas, a face on the front of a magazine, whatever other reachy shit). It's like saying something is red like a fire truck. You could say it's red like any of the other million things that are red, it's not creative whatsoever.

If this is the shit that passes for good bars around here, you're going to scare off all the real talent.

Originally Posted by Edgeworth

Normally I'm pretty level headed and actually quite silent in the forums when it comes to critiquing other people, I ain't got no problems with no one so I don't see the need to shit on people. But...

What the FUCK is going on in this thread? there might be 1 or 2 half decent lines in here. People have no idea what a good line is, Jesus christ. No wonder the site is struggling. Row's opening post had some good lines and the BJ penn is pretty slick. But, Den ima / Denim a? doesn't make any sense at all. Ditto for BERRY YOUR PEOPLE (LOL). Pig/Hog her? Are you fucking kidding me? that wouldn't impress a 4th grader. That "head covered" line is so generic and it could be flipped a buncha different ways (umbrellas, masks, hats, burqas, a face on the front of a magazine, whatever other reachy shit). It's like saying something is red like a fire truck. You could say it's red like any of the other million things that are red, it's not creative whatsoever.

If this is the shit that passes for good bars around here, you're going to scare off all the real talent.

haven't seen what you consider as good js

Originally Posted by Edgeworth

Normally I'm pretty level headed and actually quite silent in the forums when it comes to critiquing other people, I ain't got no problems with no one so I don't see the need to shit on people. But...

What the FUCK is going on in this thread? there might be 1 or 2 half decent lines in here. People have no idea what a good line is, Jesus christ. No wonder the site is struggling. Row's opening post had some good lines and the BJ penn is pretty slick. But, Den ima / Denim a? doesn't make any sense at all. Ditto for BERRY YOUR PEOPLE (LOL). Pig/Hog her? Are you fucking kidding me? that wouldn't impress a 4th grader. That "head covered" line is so generic and it could be flipped a buncha different ways (umbrellas, masks, hats, burqas, a face on the front of a magazine, whatever other reachy shit). It's like saying something is red like a fire truck. You could say it's red like any of the other million things that are red, it's not creative whatsoever.

If this is the shit that passes for good bars around here, you're going to scare off all the real talent.

haven't seen what you consider as good js

[Edgeworth]

Originally Posted by Row

haven't seen what you consider as good js

Honestly? Practically anything I said in the Rookie tournament is infinitely better than the bars I picked on. Sure, I may have had a line of filler here or there in the Ginge battle. So nearly all - but probably just all - of my punches in that tournament were way better than the stuff I picked out.

Here's some stuff some other people have said that I liked, just what I could recall off the top of my head. I've liked quite a few lines on here recently but just can't even remember what battle they were from to pull them up. I vote on too much shit to really keep a clean memory of that in my head, and I don't need to spend the time digging. These aren't my 4 favourite punches or anything, just examples of stuff I was able to quickly remember off top.

I'll have ya relatives scared when I “Centre-Da-Squares” an Blast-glocks w/ a “Snap-Shot”. That'll BULLDOZE & SLAM YA RIBS then I'll get ya “Whole Fam Hung Up” like “PHOTOS AT GRANDMA'S CRIB!”

this tourney they saw their CHANCE SMOKED LIKE A DAMN CIG they “Reached A Brick Wall n Cant Bring The House Down” like the BAD WOLF WITH THE LAST PIG!

Sho, we see your “Style Is Worn Out...” which got you doin' COKE 'N METH WITH SOME FIENDS that “Needle Has You Repeating Yourself” like a BROKEN RECORD'S ROUTINE! (Stylus)

it wouldn't surprise me if we saw that SHO'S A RACIST GOOF that stands CLOSE WITH DAVID DUKE! He'll rhyme shit, saying he'll “ROLL WITH K'S AND GOONS” but if I see “The Fire Cross In My Neighborhood?” Its after his speeches to MOTIVATE THE KU to CULTIVATE A COUP!! --- Fire as in Fire Nation.

If someone can't see that this stuff is way better than any of that other garbage I mentioned in my first post, then I don't know what to say to that person and honestly have no interest in talking with them about battle rap.

[Edgeworth]

Originally Posted by Row

haven't seen what you consider as good js

Honestly? Practically anything I said in the Rookie tournament is infinitely better than the bars I picked on. Sure, I may have had a line of filler here or there in the Ginge battle. So nearly all - but probably just all - of my punches in that tournament were way better than the stuff I picked out.

Here's some stuff some other people have said that I liked, just what I could recall off the top of my head. I've liked quite a few lines on here recently but just can't even remember what battle they were from to pull them up. I vote on too much shit to really keep a clean memory of that in my head, and I don't need to spend the time digging. These aren't my 4 favourite punches or anything, just examples of stuff I was able to quickly remember off top.

I'll have ya relatives scared when I “Centre-Da-Squares” an Blast-glocks w/ a “Snap-Shot”. That'll BULLDOZE & SLAM YA RIBS then I'll get ya “Whole Fam Hung Up” like “PHOTOS AT GRANDMA'S CRIB!”

this tourney they saw their CHANCE SMOKED LIKE A DAMN CIG they “Reached A Brick Wall n Cant Bring The House Down” like the BAD WOLF WITH THE LAST PIG!

Sho, we see your “Style Is Worn Out...” which got you doin' COKE 'N METH WITH SOME FIENDS that “Needle Has You Repeating Yourself” like a BROKEN RECORD'S ROUTINE! (Stylus)

it wouldn't surprise me if we saw that SHO'S A RACIST GOOF that stands CLOSE WITH DAVID DUKE! He'll rhyme shit, saying he'll “ROLL WITH K'S AND GOONS” but if I see “The Fire Cross In My Neighborhood?” Its after his speeches to MOTIVATE THE KU to CULTIVATE A COUP!! --- Fire as in Fire Nation.

If someone can't see that this stuff is way better than any of that other garbage I mentioned in my first post, then I don't know what to say to that person and honestly have no interest in talking with them about battle rap.

[Pocket]

Originally Posted by Edgeworth

Honestly? Practically anything I said in the Rookie tournament is infinitely better than the bars I picked on. Sure, I may have had a line of filler here or there in the Ginge battle. So nearly all - but probably just all - of my punches in that tournament were way better than the stuff I picked out.


.

But what about the winter tournament? I mean your literal opener vs Shodan was
It's Shodan: LB's Most Intelligent Member...i mean shit i GUESS UR JUST GIFTED? But winning that's like being fully able and takin Gold in the SPECIAL OLYMPICS!!

Interesting.

[Pocket]

Originally Posted by Edgeworth

Honestly? Practically anything I said in the Rookie tournament is infinitely better than the bars I picked on. Sure, I may have had a line of filler here or there in the Ginge battle. So nearly all - but probably just all - of my punches in that tournament were way better than the stuff I picked out.


.

But what about the winter tournament? I mean your literal opener vs Shodan was
It's Shodan: LB's Most Intelligent Member...i mean shit i GUESS UR JUST GIFTED? But winning that's like being fully able and takin Gold in the SPECIAL OLYMPICS!!

Interesting.

[Edgeworth]

Originally Posted by Pocket

But what about the winter tournament? I mean your literal opener vs Shodan was
It's Shodan: LB's Most Intelligent Member...i mean shit i GUESS UR JUST GIFTED? But winning that's like being fully able and takin Gold in the SPECIAL OLYMPICS!!

Interesting.

Idk that bar ain’t bad. Also, I wrote that verse in 30 minutes (something I prefaced before dropping the verse). And, there’s still hella heaters in there, you picked one ehhh line. Tunnel of love? Bayonet attachment? Idk man, I’m not convinced you know what you’re talking about.

[Edgeworth]

Originally Posted by Pocket

But what about the winter tournament? I mean your literal opener vs Shodan was
It's Shodan: LB's Most Intelligent Member...i mean shit i GUESS UR JUST GIFTED? But winning that's like being fully able and takin Gold in the SPECIAL OLYMPICS!!

Interesting.

Idk that bar ain’t bad. Also, I wrote that verse in 30 minutes (something I prefaced before dropping the verse). And, there’s still hella heaters in there, you picked one ehhh line. Tunnel of love? Bayonet attachment? Idk man, I’m not convinced you know what you’re talking about.

[Seul]

Here are some pretty cool bars imo;

Got em w/ his girl at St. James, we shoot for CLAIMIN THAT HE MIGHT FIRE..Those "2 In the Park Ah' Get the Hammers" w/o PLAYIN AS THE ICE CLIMBERS!!! - Edgeworth's Bar vs. Nerdism.

Against Grief I GHOST WRIT ya MAIN DROP Cuz in AC’s ya Lame-Schemes was BOGUS N LAME DOG u wanted to “Set yaself apart from the rest” like how MOSES EXPLAINS GOD but if u “Pass someone else’s Work off as Your own” ...“DON’T QUIT ya DAY JOB”!! - ShotsFired's bar vs. Babylon

He'll only be "At Home with the Big Cats" when he GOES IN A LIONS' DEN, and doesn’t want to brawl with me since I’m KNOWN FOR THE VIOLENT PEN, We'll "Ring His Bell-Fast, Man," without PHONING HIS IRISH FRIENDS!!! - Shodan's Bar vs. Alzie.

I'll take this guy's sight! When his stupid ASS GETS MET WITH THE TECH I'll be "shootin' CG eye in a graphic scene" since his bars "LACK IN SPECIAL EFFECTS"!!! Rieper's Bar vs. Captain Gutpunch aka guts.

I STAY SPITTIN SAVAGE SHIT I “left the game for a minute” but now he HATE THAT I’M ACTIVE SINCE he “missed mark on the bench” like a WEIGHT LIFTIN ACCIDENT! - remarK's Bar vs. OSKAR

I'll update this post with anymore that I find, there's loads of great bars peppered around the site.

[Seul]

Here are some pretty cool bars imo;

Got em w/ his girl at St. James, we shoot for CLAIMIN THAT HE MIGHT FIRE..Those "2 In the Park Ah' Get the Hammers" w/o PLAYIN AS THE ICE CLIMBERS!!! - Edgeworth's Bar vs. Nerdism.

Against Grief I GHOST WRIT ya MAIN DROP Cuz in AC’s ya Lame-Schemes was BOGUS N LAME DOG u wanted to “Set yaself apart from the rest” like how MOSES EXPLAINS GOD but if u “Pass someone else’s Work off as Your own” ...“DON’T QUIT ya DAY JOB”!! - ShotsFired's bar vs. Babylon

He'll only be "At Home with the Big Cats" when he GOES IN A LIONS' DEN, and doesn’t want to brawl with me since I’m KNOWN FOR THE VIOLENT PEN, We'll "Ring His Bell-Fast, Man," without PHONING HIS IRISH FRIENDS!!! - Shodan's Bar vs. Alzie.

I'll take this guy's sight! When his stupid ASS GETS MET WITH THE TECH I'll be "shootin' CG eye in a graphic scene" since his bars "LACK IN SPECIAL EFFECTS"!!! Rieper's Bar vs. Captain Gutpunch aka guts.

I STAY SPITTIN SAVAGE SHIT I “left the game for a minute” but now he HATE THAT I’M ACTIVE SINCE he “missed mark on the bench” like a WEIGHT LIFTIN ACCIDENT! - remarK's Bar vs. OSKAR

I'll update this post with anymore that I find, there's loads of great bars peppered around the site.

Originally Posted by Edgeworth

Normally I'm pretty level headed and actually quite silent in the forums when it comes to critiquing other people, I ain't got no problems with no one so I don't see the need to shit on people. But...

What the FUCK is going on in this thread? there might be 1 or 2 half decent lines in here. People have no idea what a good line is, Jesus christ. No wonder the site is struggling. Row's opening post had some good lines and the BJ penn is pretty slick. But, Den ima / Denim a? doesn't make any sense at all. Ditto for BERRY YOUR PEOPLE (LOL). Pig/Hog her? Are you fucking kidding me? that wouldn't impress a 4th grader. That "head covered" line is so generic and it could be flipped a buncha different ways (umbrellas, masks, hats, burqas, a face on the front of a magazine, whatever other reachy shit). It's like saying something is red like a fire truck. You could say it's red like any of the other million things that are red, it's not creative whatsoever.

If this is the shit that passes for good bars around here, you're going to scare off all the real talent.

Haha! I love this guy

Originally Posted by Edgeworth

Normally I'm pretty level headed and actually quite silent in the forums when it comes to critiquing other people, I ain't got no problems with no one so I don't see the need to shit on people. But...

What the FUCK is going on in this thread? there might be 1 or 2 half decent lines in here. People have no idea what a good line is, Jesus christ. No wonder the site is struggling. Row's opening post had some good lines and the BJ penn is pretty slick. But, Den ima / Denim a? doesn't make any sense at all. Ditto for BERRY YOUR PEOPLE (LOL). Pig/Hog her? Are you fucking kidding me? that wouldn't impress a 4th grader. That "head covered" line is so generic and it could be flipped a buncha different ways (umbrellas, masks, hats, burqas, a face on the front of a magazine, whatever other reachy shit). It's like saying something is red like a fire truck. You could say it's red like any of the other million things that are red, it's not creative whatsoever.

If this is the shit that passes for good bars around here, you're going to scare off all the real talent.

Haha! I love this guy