CAPTAIN GUTPUNCH VOTE A RAMA

are you tired of not getting enough votes?
are you sick of bitch rappers writing wack shit comments about your precious bars?
well then we have some thing for you

presenting CAPTAIN GUTPUNCH's VOTE A RAMA

*montage shots of bad comments on a green screen, me in front of it wearing a suit n tie, retro 80s synth wave pulsing in the background softly*

CAPTAIN GUTPUNCH's VOTE A RAMA REALLY WORKS!
watch how it tackles the worst of problems

*on the green screen we see a snap shot of a young boy frowning*

hahaha, do you see little billy here? well little bill is a salty boi
a salt boi is what we in the business refer to as 'donkeybrained' and 'autistic'

*i turn back to the green screen and use a bic lighter to set it on fire*

well look at that! no more problem!
use CAPTAIN GUTPUNCH's VOTE A RAMA TODAY!


*shot lingers as i'm engulfed in flames*

are you tired of not getting enough votes?
are you sick of bitch rappers writing wack shit comments about your precious bars?
well then we have some thing for you

presenting CAPTAIN GUTPUNCH's VOTE A RAMA

*montage shots of bad comments on a green screen, me in front of it wearing a suit n tie, retro 80s synth wave pulsing in the background softly*

CAPTAIN GUTPUNCH's VOTE A RAMA REALLY WORKS!
watch how it tackles the worst of problems

*on the green screen we see a snap shot of a young boy frowning*

hahaha, do you see little billy here? well little bill is a salty boi
a salt boi is what we in the business refer to as 'donkeybrained' and 'autistic'

*i turn back to the green screen and use a bic lighter to set it on fire*

well look at that! no more problem!
use CAPTAIN GUTPUNCH's VOTE A RAMA TODAY!


*shot lingers as i'm engulfed in flames*