"Hey, honey, are you going to a gig?"
"Yeah"
"What's your DJ name again?"
"DJ Viscera"
"I don't like that honey"
"Eh, okay. I have to go though"
"How come you never do anything with me?"
"What?"
"Whenever you're back from service, you just go off to your gigs. You never spend time with me"
"It's what I want to do babe"
"Oh, hey, I've got a great idea. Why don't we DJ together?"
"Ehhh...."
"Oh it will be fun. We can call it something like Axis Power"
"But people already know me as DJ Viscera"
"Denton, you can't expect me to DJ under a sick name like that can you?"
"Ehhh, I guess not?"
"Great, Axis Power it is!"
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