A joke for EtH.

So there's this old Scottish guy drinking at a bar, and a younger guy sits down next to him and orders a beer, so the old guy sees that he has a captive audience, so he says, "Aye, laddy. Ya see this barback here? [pounds table] I built it meself! I planed it by hand, I didn't USE one of them fancy electric sanders, NUUU! It took me a whole week and I nearly brrrroke me back! Boot, do they call me McGregor the Bar-Builder? NUUUU!" He takes another drink. Then he says, "Ya see thet stown wool yahnder? I BUILT IT MESELF! I hauled all the rooks from the revver with a barrow! It took me two weeks and I nearly brrroke me back! Boot, do they call me McGregor the Wall-Maker? NUUUU!" He takes another drink and then says, "Ya see that wooden pier out yonder? I built it meself! The hool thing, board by board! Boot, do they call me McGregor the Pier-Builder? NUUU!" He takes another drink, then looks around cautiously, then whispers, "Boot," he says, "Ya fook ONE goat!"

So there's this old Scottish guy drinking at a bar, and a younger guy sits down next to him and orders a beer, so the old guy sees that he has a captive audience, so he says, "Aye, laddy. Ya see this barback here? [pounds table] I built it meself! I planed it by hand, I didn't USE one of them fancy electric sanders, NUUU! It took me a whole week and I nearly brrrroke me back! Boot, do they call me McGregor the Bar-Builder? NUUUU!" He takes another drink. Then he says, "Ya see thet stown wool yahnder? I BUILT IT MESELF! I hauled all the rooks from the revver with a barrow! It took me two weeks and I nearly brrroke me back! Boot, do they call me McGregor the Wall-Maker? NUUUU!" He takes another drink and then says, "Ya see that wooden pier out yonder? I built it meself! The hool thing, board by board! Boot, do they call me McGregor the Pier-Builder? NUUU!" He takes another drink, then looks around cautiously, then whispers, "Boot," he says, "Ya fook ONE goat!"

1. Laddy = Lad
2. Meself = Mahself
3. NUUU?
4. Broke me back = Broke mah back.
5. Boot?
6. Hool = Whole
7. Fook = Fuck

1. Laddy = Lad
2. Meself = Mahself
3. NUUU?
4. Broke me back = Broke mah back.
5. Boot?
6. Hool = Whole
7. Fook = Fuck

[J u s T C]

3. NUUU. No.
5. Boot. But.

[J u s T C]

3. NUUU. No.
5. Boot. But.

[ViTRiOL]

This is racist.

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Besides which, EtH is a dirty fucking paddy.

[ViTRiOL]

This is racist.

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Besides which, EtH is a dirty fucking paddy.

[Wonderbred]

I saw this joke on Reddit last night dammit.

[Wonderbred]

I saw this joke on Reddit last night dammit.

Yeah, I take no credit for writing this joke.

Yeah, I take no credit for writing this joke.

[Wonderbred]

Good shit nonetheless.

[Wonderbred]

Good shit nonetheless.

It's too inaccurate slang wise. Picking their accent up from an American doing Scottish accent.

It's basicially like me saying "Knock knock pilgrams, who's there yeehaw? Doctor. Doctor McDonalds Who? Yes, it's Doctor Who school shooting".

It's too inaccurate slang wise. Picking their accent up from an American doing Scottish accent.

It's basicially like me saying "Knock knock pilgrams, who's there yeehaw? Doctor. Doctor McDonalds Who? Yes, it's Doctor Who school shooting".

I just heard this joke on Dexter where an English bitch was telling it about the Irish. The Irish are ALWAYS the but of these jokes, why must you interfere with nature Rant?

I just heard this joke on Dexter where an English bitch was telling it about the Irish. The Irish are ALWAYS the but of these jokes, why must you interfere with nature Rant?

Dexter is such an awful show.

Dexter is such an awful show.