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Unread 09-06-2014, 05:58 PM
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So I gotta ‘beat up’ a ‘fucking bitch’ with these FIST I PACK cause for claiming “war machine” and i'll SPLIT HIS CAP so ..you f'd see.. cause once we scrap it's a proven fact that i'll leave this CHRISTY MACK CHICK ATTACKED!!!!(ufc/Warsand)

How is UF'dC wordplay? You just pretending that the d isn't in there yeah?

And here's the summary of the line.

You have to beat up the fucking bitch. - You are War Machine in the wordplay.

Cause for claiming War Machine - Someone else is saying War Machine (Saying he's good...or randomly saying an MMA fighters name...)

I'll split his cap so UFC cause once I...... Explain what this sentence means grammatically.

So you're saying that you're War Machine, and he's Christy Mack, so you'll beat him up. THAT is your punchline?





My squad.. swat team, we'll break IN YOUR BASEMENT with high tech beams the CLIPS AMAZING cause if you try to hide in the dark you won't WIN THAT WAY MAN once we start “flashing with lights” like a ‘race INVITATION’!

So you're team are so gangster, that they use lights (presumabley flash lights) to find people hiding in the dark? Yawll niggaz be crazy wit dem visual aids nigga.





he all talk the QUEEN OF FUSSING so don't believe what he discussing about how his BEAMS BE BUSTING cause like a “unhappy couple” he'll never ‘RING IN PUBLIC’!

So an unhappy couple will never....ring in public. You thought that was the correct way to word yeah? "Honey, I can wait to ring in public". "Dear, I can't wait to leave your illiterate ass".

Urbz stop thinking you COMING G your not intimidating in fact you SOMETHING SWEET thinking your a “freak of nature” cause you be HUMPING TREES!!!

1. Saying someone humps trees aint exactly the most offensive insult in the world.
2. Freak OF nature? So would you describe yourself of a freak OF females?



nigga please i'm dumping heat, where i'll send BRO, HEAVEN^.. leave his circle dead when I TOAT WEAPONS i'll be “passing that pipe around” thats a elders SMOKE SESSION!

I'm going to assume you mean Pipe = Gun, Pipe = Weed Pipe, but really for me the wordplay comes off as Pipe = Penis. Keep passing that dick around bud.


you scared of glocks so i'll make YOUR FEAR WORSEN with this heat in my hand i'll “let it go” like a MATURE PERSON!

YOUR FEAR - MATURE, good rhyming mate.

Mature people "Let it go"? Huh?







Yeah. Don't crit his shit while thinking your verse wasn't fucking abysmal.
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So I gotta ‘beat up’ a ‘fucking bitch’ with these FIST I PACK cause for claiming “war machine” and i'll SPLIT HIS CAP so ..you f'd see.. cause once we scrap it's a proven fact that i'll leave this CHRISTY MACK CHICK ATTACKED!!!!(ufc/Warsand)

How is UF'dC wordplay? You just pretending that the d isn't in there yeah?

And here's the summary of the line.

You have to beat up the fucking bitch. - You are War Machine in the wordplay.

Cause for claiming War Machine - Someone else is saying War Machine (Saying he's good...or randomly saying an MMA fighters name...)

I'll split his cap so UFC cause once I...... Explain what this sentence means grammatically.

So you're saying that you're War Machine, and he's Christy Mack, so you'll beat him up. THAT is your punchline?





My squad.. swat team, we'll break IN YOUR BASEMENT with high tech beams the CLIPS AMAZING cause if you try to hide in the dark you won't WIN THAT WAY MAN once we start “flashing with lights” like a ‘race INVITATION’!

So you're team are so gangster, that they use lights (presumabley flash lights) to find people hiding in the dark? Yawll niggaz be crazy wit dem visual aids nigga.





he all talk the QUEEN OF FUSSING so don't believe what he discussing about how his BEAMS BE BUSTING cause like a “unhappy couple” he'll never ‘RING IN PUBLIC’!

So an unhappy couple will never....ring in public. You thought that was the correct way to word yeah? "Honey, I can wait to ring in public". "Dear, I can't wait to leave your illiterate ass".

Urbz stop thinking you COMING G your not intimidating in fact you SOMETHING SWEET thinking your a “freak of nature” cause you be HUMPING TREES!!!

1. Saying someone humps trees aint exactly the most offensive insult in the world.
2. Freak OF nature? So would you describe yourself of a freak OF females?



nigga please i'm dumping heat, where i'll send BRO, HEAVEN^.. leave his circle dead when I TOAT WEAPONS i'll be “passing that pipe around” thats a elders SMOKE SESSION!

I'm going to assume you mean Pipe = Gun, Pipe = Weed Pipe, but really for me the wordplay comes off as Pipe = Penis. Keep passing that dick around bud.


you scared of glocks so i'll make YOUR FEAR WORSEN with this heat in my hand i'll “let it go” like a MATURE PERSON!

YOUR FEAR - MATURE, good rhyming mate.

Mature people "Let it go"? Huh?







Yeah. Don't crit his shit while thinking your verse wasn't fucking abysmal.
 
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Unread 09-06-2014, 06:52 PM
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So I gotta ‘beat up’ a ‘fucking bitch’ with these FIST I PACK cause for claiming “war machine” and i'll SPLIT HIS CAP so ..you f'd see.. cause once we scrap it's a proven fact that i'll leave this CHRISTY MACK CHICK ATTACKED!!!!(ufc/Warsand)

How is UF'dC wordplay? You just pretending that the d isn't in there yeah?

And here's the summary of the line.

You have to beat up the fucking bitch. - You are War Machine in the wordplay.

Cause for claiming War Machine - Someone else is saying War Machine (Saying he's good...or randomly saying an MMA fighters name...)

I'll split his cap so UFC cause once I...... Explain what this sentence means grammatically.

So you're saying that you're War Machine, and he's Christy Mack, so you'll beat him up. THAT is your punchline?





My squad.. swat team, we'll break IN YOUR BASEMENT with high tech beams the CLIPS AMAZING cause if you try to hide in the dark you won't WIN THAT WAY MAN once we start “flashing with lights” like a ‘race INVITATION’!

So you're team are so gangster, that they use lights (presumabley flash lights) to find people hiding in the dark? Yawll niggaz be crazy wit dem visual aids nigga.





he all talk the QUEEN OF FUSSING so don't believe what he discussing about how his BEAMS BE BUSTING cause like a “unhappy couple” he'll never ‘RING IN PUBLIC’!

So an unhappy couple will never....ring in public. You thought that was the correct way to word yeah? "Honey, I can wait to ring in public". "Dear, I can't wait to leave your illiterate ass".

Urbz stop thinking you COMING G your not intimidating in fact you SOMETHING SWEET thinking your a “freak of nature” cause you be HUMPING TREES!!!

1. Saying someone humps trees aint exactly the most offensive insult in the world.
2. Freak OF nature? So would you describe yourself of a freak OF females?



nigga please i'm dumping heat, where i'll send BRO, HEAVEN^.. leave his circle dead when I TOAT WEAPONS i'll be “passing that pipe around” thats a elders SMOKE SESSION!

I'm going to assume you mean Pipe = Gun, Pipe = Weed Pipe, but really for me the wordplay comes off as Pipe = Penis. Keep passing that dick around bud.


you scared of glocks so i'll make YOUR FEAR WORSEN with this heat in my hand i'll “let it go” like a MATURE PERSON!

YOUR FEAR - MATURE, good rhyming mate.

Mature people "Let it go"? Huh?







Yeah. Don't crit his shit while thinking your verse wasn't fucking abysmal.
Lmaoo pretty accurate. Got me at the second and third breakdown
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So I gotta ‘beat up’ a ‘fucking bitch’ with these FIST I PACK cause for claiming “war machine” and i'll SPLIT HIS CAP so ..you f'd see.. cause once we scrap it's a proven fact that i'll leave this CHRISTY MACK CHICK ATTACKED!!!!(ufc/Warsand)

How is UF'dC wordplay? You just pretending that the d isn't in there yeah?

And here's the summary of the line.

You have to beat up the fucking bitch. - You are War Machine in the wordplay.

Cause for claiming War Machine - Someone else is saying War Machine (Saying he's good...or randomly saying an MMA fighters name...)

I'll split his cap so UFC cause once I...... Explain what this sentence means grammatically.

So you're saying that you're War Machine, and he's Christy Mack, so you'll beat him up. THAT is your punchline?





My squad.. swat team, we'll break IN YOUR BASEMENT with high tech beams the CLIPS AMAZING cause if you try to hide in the dark you won't WIN THAT WAY MAN once we start “flashing with lights” like a ‘race INVITATION’!

So you're team are so gangster, that they use lights (presumabley flash lights) to find people hiding in the dark? Yawll niggaz be crazy wit dem visual aids nigga.





he all talk the QUEEN OF FUSSING so don't believe what he discussing about how his BEAMS BE BUSTING cause like a “unhappy couple” he'll never ‘RING IN PUBLIC’!

So an unhappy couple will never....ring in public. You thought that was the correct way to word yeah? "Honey, I can wait to ring in public". "Dear, I can't wait to leave your illiterate ass".

Urbz stop thinking you COMING G your not intimidating in fact you SOMETHING SWEET thinking your a “freak of nature” cause you be HUMPING TREES!!!

1. Saying someone humps trees aint exactly the most offensive insult in the world.
2. Freak OF nature? So would you describe yourself of a freak OF females?



nigga please i'm dumping heat, where i'll send BRO, HEAVEN^.. leave his circle dead when I TOAT WEAPONS i'll be “passing that pipe around” thats a elders SMOKE SESSION!

I'm going to assume you mean Pipe = Gun, Pipe = Weed Pipe, but really for me the wordplay comes off as Pipe = Penis. Keep passing that dick around bud.


you scared of glocks so i'll make YOUR FEAR WORSEN with this heat in my hand i'll “let it go” like a MATURE PERSON!

YOUR FEAR - MATURE, good rhyming mate.

Mature people "Let it go"? Huh?







Yeah. Don't crit his shit while thinking your verse wasn't fucking abysmal.
Lmaoo pretty accurate. Got me at the second and third breakdown
 
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