Listen fuckwit. It's not our fault that:
A.) You're not smart enough to know that admins on this site don't have the ability to make changes to the site itself. It seems like as long as you've been here you probably should have been able to suss it out by now. All we can do is mess with the control panel in the back end. Which, if you knew half as much as you seem to think you do about running websites means not really being able to do that much
B.) You rap with that fake gravel in your voice like you're trying to sound like Cookie Monster or some shit.
C.) You're a cunt.
D.) You suck dick, which, I'm not judging but you scrape your teeth on the mother fucker while you're doing it and even a $2 hook knows you aren't supposed to use your teeth.
E.) I tried to be cool with you but you're so fucking mentally deficient that you think "keeping it real" means being a dick for no reason. You know who keeps it real? People who don't use keeping it real as an excuse to treat other people like assholes because they're so insecure in their own self worth.
F. ) Fuck you.
G.) I'm bisexual and even I think you're a fucking faggot bud. Go touch grass for once in your pathetic life.
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