The RhymeSmoke Memorial Essay Competition

[Kiwi Peewee]

LetsBeef.com presents
In association with Fanfiction.net
The RhymeSmoke Memorial Essay Competition

In memory of beloved site member RhymeSmoke, Letsbeef.com will be running the RhymeSmoke Memorial Essay Competition. Any users wishing to continue RhymeSmoke's legacy with thought-provoking essays (or documentary podcast series) about staff corruption on Letsbeef are invited to enter.

Rules:
All essays must include at least five paragraphs, none of which may logically relate to one another. Any essays in a plain font or legible text colour will not be considered. Essayists will also be marked down for correct spelling, punctuation and grammar, and for not including the word "Yatzee" at least once per line.

Essays should focus on accusations of staff corruption and abuse of the Letsbeef.com rules. It is important that no actual understanding of real Letsbeef.com policies is included.

Members may instead enter a documentary podcast series if they so wish. All podcasts should be entitled, presented and spoken about as if they are diss tracks, but actually just include incoherent rambling directed at a particular person.

All submissions should be sent to Manhattan's inbox by 11:59PM EST on 1/32/2021.

Prizes:
The winning entry will receive a sarcastic two-line response from Letsbeef.com moderator and Hall of Famer Manhattan, to which they will have the exciting opportunity to reply with another short story or essay criticising Manhattan for spending so much time writing to them on the forums.

To all competitors, good luck and YATZEE!

[Kiwi Peewee]

LetsBeef.com presents
In association with Fanfiction.net
The RhymeSmoke Memorial Essay Competition

In memory of beloved site member RhymeSmoke, Letsbeef.com will be running the RhymeSmoke Memorial Essay Competition. Any users wishing to continue RhymeSmoke's legacy with thought-provoking essays (or documentary podcast series) about staff corruption on Letsbeef are invited to enter.

Rules:
All essays must include at least five paragraphs, none of which may logically relate to one another. Any essays in a plain font or legible text colour will not be considered. Essayists will also be marked down for correct spelling, punctuation and grammar, and for not including the word "Yatzee" at least once per line.

Essays should focus on accusations of staff corruption and abuse of the Letsbeef.com rules. It is important that no actual understanding of real Letsbeef.com policies is included.

Members may instead enter a documentary podcast series if they so wish. All podcasts should be entitled, presented and spoken about as if they are diss tracks, but actually just include incoherent rambling directed at a particular person.

All submissions should be sent to Manhattan's inbox by 11:59PM EST on 1/32/2021.

Prizes:
The winning entry will receive a sarcastic two-line response from Letsbeef.com moderator and Hall of Famer Manhattan, to which they will have the exciting opportunity to reply with another short story or essay criticising Manhattan for spending so much time writing to them on the forums.

To all competitors, good luck and YATZEE!