Anybody wanna train?

[Shodan]

@Skizzo

I abducted his girl so I could rape her, then had to SILENCE THE BASTARD’S REQUESTS so when I finished with the Gorilla Glue and BINDED HER ASS TO THE BED? “If I heard noise I didn’t want to I adjusted the tape” like “reWINDING A PLASTIC CASSETTE!!” // He could puff himself up to scare me, but that ain’t LIKELY TO HAVE AN EFFECT, “even with inflation I won’t shrink” like the “SIZE OF THE NATIONAL DEBT!!!” // You’ll get laid flat when I press metal like IRONING PANTS OR A DRESS, step past me while I’m holding guns? Then you can “Die while Crossing this Range” like “RIDING WITH HANNIBAL’S BEST!!” // He left a squad-mate to die when ISIS HAD CHALLENGED HIS SET, think Egyptian myth: “he wouldn’t bring a chopped-up brother back to life” unless it’s “ISIS WHEN CHALLENGING SET!!! Dude thinks he’s such a genius he won’t have to TRY IN A BATTLE… EXCEPT, I told him “putting in work ain’t rocket science", he was like… “Shit, I’m boutta get FIRED FROM NASA AGAIN!!!” Riep’s too poor to take a loan, every month he apPLIES FOR THE MAXIMUM CHECK, but we see “red-lines after every period”: Microsoft Word if you WRITE A GRAMMATICAL MESS!! He can’t even afford a lightbulb, he “Searches shelters for a match” like tryna FIND A COMPATIBLE PET!!

This is from the finals of Text Scheme Championship #8: https://www.letsbeef.com/tournament_...408&section=tb

[Shodan]

@Skizzo

I abducted his girl so I could rape her, then had to SILENCE THE BASTARD’S REQUESTS so when I finished with the Gorilla Glue and BINDED HER ASS TO THE BED? “If I heard noise I didn’t want to I adjusted the tape” like “reWINDING A PLASTIC CASSETTE!!” // He could puff himself up to scare me, but that ain’t LIKELY TO HAVE AN EFFECT, “even with inflation I won’t shrink” like the “SIZE OF THE NATIONAL DEBT!!!” // You’ll get laid flat when I press metal like IRONING PANTS OR A DRESS, step past me while I’m holding guns? Then you can “Die while Crossing this Range” like “RIDING WITH HANNIBAL’S BEST!!” // He left a squad-mate to die when ISIS HAD CHALLENGED HIS SET, think Egyptian myth: “he wouldn’t bring a chopped-up brother back to life” unless it’s “ISIS WHEN CHALLENGING SET!!! Dude thinks he’s such a genius he won’t have to TRY IN A BATTLE… EXCEPT, I told him “putting in work ain’t rocket science", he was like… “Shit, I’m boutta get FIRED FROM NASA AGAIN!!!” Riep’s too poor to take a loan, every month he apPLIES FOR THE MAXIMUM CHECK, but we see “red-lines after every period”: Microsoft Word if you WRITE A GRAMMATICAL MESS!! He can’t even afford a lightbulb, he “Searches shelters for a match” like tryna FIND A COMPATIBLE PET!!

This is from the finals of Text Scheme Championship #8: https://www.letsbeef.com/tournament_...408&section=tb