A complete list of all the evidence that God exists

[Babylon]

Originally Posted by Dean

A wise nigga once said

He who thinks half-heartedly will not believe in God... but he who really thinks has to believe in God.

I don't normally respond seriously in threads like this because it's meant to get a rise out of people, but this is absolutely fucking retarded.


Christianity is the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. And THAT is the simplified version.


You know, I'd prefer to rely on science then get up every morning and apologize for being human.

[Babylon]

Originally Posted by Dean

A wise nigga once said

He who thinks half-heartedly will not believe in God... but he who really thinks has to believe in God.

I don't normally respond seriously in threads like this because it's meant to get a rise out of people, but this is absolutely fucking retarded.


Christianity is the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. And THAT is the simplified version.


You know, I'd prefer to rely on science then get up every morning and apologize for being human.