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Unread 08-26-2014, 01:44 PM
Babylon Babylon is on FIRE! 5+ wins in a row!
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63 Won / 15 Lost
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A wise nigga once said

He who thinks half-heartedly will not believe in God... but he who really thinks has to believe in God.
I don't normally respond seriously in threads like this because it's meant to get a rise out of people, but this is absolutely fucking retarded.


Christianity is the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. And THAT is the simplified version.


You know, I'd prefer to rely on science then get up every morning and apologize for being human.
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63 Won / 15 Lost
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Originally Posted by Dean View Post
A wise nigga once said

He who thinks half-heartedly will not believe in God... but he who really thinks has to believe in God.
I don't normally respond seriously in threads like this because it's meant to get a rise out of people, but this is absolutely fucking retarded.


Christianity is the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. And THAT is the simplified version.


You know, I'd prefer to rely on science then get up every morning and apologize for being human.
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Unread 08-26-2014, 01:59 PM
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I don't normally respond seriously in threads like this because it's meant to get a rise out of people, but this is absolutely fucking retarded.


Christianity is the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. And THAT is the simplified version.


You know, I'd prefer to rely on science then get up every morning and apologize for being human.
I think you're taking some of the stories and symbolism too literally. You're looking for flaws, and that's okay. Everything should be questioned and we all have our own beliefs. You have no explanation for why and how we were created, ones who believe have a peace at mind because they do through faith. I just can't fathom that someone as intelligent as you believe's that whatever the hell created us, or spawned us, evolved us, whatever the hell you believe in. We would just fade to black after our departure, it almost seems irrational. Humans cannot understand nothing, we cannot comprehend it. You think eventually we just are... nothing? I can't believe that, maybe it's the fear of being that, maybe it's rational thought, who knows man. Something put us here to me.
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Originally Posted by Crysis View Post
I don't normally respond seriously in threads like this because it's meant to get a rise out of people, but this is absolutely fucking retarded.


Christianity is the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. And THAT is the simplified version.


You know, I'd prefer to rely on science then get up every morning and apologize for being human.
I think you're taking some of the stories and symbolism too literally. You're looking for flaws, and that's okay. Everything should be questioned and we all have our own beliefs. You have no explanation for why and how we were created, ones who believe have a peace at mind because they do through faith. I just can't fathom that someone as intelligent as you believe's that whatever the hell created us, or spawned us, evolved us, whatever the hell you believe in. We would just fade to black after our departure, it almost seems irrational. Humans cannot understand nothing, we cannot comprehend it. You think eventually we just are... nothing? I can't believe that, maybe it's the fear of being that, maybe it's rational thought, who knows man. Something put us here to me.
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