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BORED? Yo Momma!!
Lets get a yo momma jokes thread goin, when ever u bored just drop one...
Your mom is a platinum w"rapper"... She w"rap" a million burritos...
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BORED? Yo Momma!!
Lets get a yo momma jokes thread goin, when ever u bored just drop one...
Your mom is a platinum w"rapper"... She w"rap" a million burritos...
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05-24-2010, 12:07 PM
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Ya motha neck so strong she cud Drink Peanut Butter
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05-24-2010, 12:12 PM
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Yo mommas teeth so crooked she could chew on nails and spit out cork screws
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05-24-2010, 12:12 PM
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Yo mommas teeth so crooked she could chew on nails and spit out cork screws
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05-24-2010, 12:41 PM
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yo mommas so fat....she blockes the sun.....and shes behind me
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05-24-2010, 12:41 PM
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05-24-2010, 12:43 PM
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Ya motha so bald she get in the shower and get brainwashed
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05-24-2010, 12:55 PM
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Ya Motha so short she gotta slam dunk her bus token
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05-24-2010, 01:32 PM
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hhahahahahaha this was my favorite so far..
but that brainwash shit was hilarious too..
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05-24-2010, 01:32 PM
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hhahahahahaha this was my favorite so far..
but that brainwash shit was hilarious too..
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Ya mother breath so bad she see a proctologist to get her teeth cleaned
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Nigga ya motha got 3 tongues and she talk Like Dis .... Like Dis ... Like Dis .....
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05-24-2010, 01:03 PM
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son...you KNOW ya moms got no damn teeth...but chew 'gums' all day!
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