BORED? Yo Momma!!
 

Lets get a yo momma jokes thread goin, when ever u bored just drop one...

Your mom is a platinum w"rapper"... She w"rap" a million burritos...

Ya motha neck so strong she cud Drink Peanut Butter

Yo mommas teeth so crooked she could chew on nails and spit out cork screws

yo mommas so fat....she blockes the sun.....and shes behind me

Ya motha so bald she get in the shower and get brainwashed

Ya Motha so short she gotta slam dunk her bus token

Ya mother breath so bad she see a proctologist to get her teeth cleaned

Nigga ya motha got 3 tongues and she talk Like Dis .... Like Dis ... Like Dis .....

son...you KNOW ya moms got no damn teeth...but chew 'gums' all day!

Ur moms so dumb she thought letsbeef wuz a cookin show...