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Tutorial: How to drop a haymaker
This will be my first of many tutorials on helping textcees elevate their game.
The most important thing is that your bars have a heavy punch or some shock value
In 8 line battles you have a very limited amount of space to dominate your opponent. Make sure every bar counts
"Beat me? Cmon, what kinda shit you on? It'll be a '(w)rap for you' like a tribute song"
^ That's a decent bar but its not anything heavy hitting. So you want to make sure you kill your opponent with 1 line and you don't want them to breathe. Here's how we can make it better:
"Beat me? Nigga you couldn't beat your dick. Ya bitch suck my dick while you beat your dick"
^ Perfect. Remember, you want to humiliate your opponent and incorporate all the crazy schemes, punchlines, metaphors, & multis you can.
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Tutorial: How to drop a haymaker
This will be my first of many tutorials on helping textcees elevate their game.
The most important thing is that your bars have a heavy punch or some shock value
In 8 line battles you have a very limited amount of space to dominate your opponent. Make sure every bar counts
"Beat me? Cmon, what kinda shit you on? It'll be a '(w)rap for you' like a tribute song"
^ That's a decent bar but its not anything heavy hitting. So you want to make sure you kill your opponent with 1 line and you don't want them to breathe. Here's how we can make it better:
"Beat me? Nigga you couldn't beat your dick. Ya bitch suck my dick while you beat your dick"
^ Perfect. Remember, you want to humiliate your opponent and incorporate all the crazy schemes, punchlines, metaphors, & multis you can.
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12-07-2012, 04:27 PM
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obv troll is obv
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I'm part German myself.
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Fuck off, I got work to do.
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obv troll is obv
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12-07-2012, 06:38 PM
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trolls usually get shot sooner or later
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trolls usually get shot sooner or later
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12-07-2012, 06:40 PM
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Erupt..I'll run up to whatever white neighborhood you're from and smack you so hard the YuGiOh cards'll fly out ya backpack B
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Erupt..I'll run up to whatever white neighborhood you're from and smack you so hard the YuGiOh cards'll fly out ya backpack B
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12-07-2012, 06:49 PM
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oh word..... i got somthin for that too
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oh word..... i got somthin for that too
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12-07-2012, 09:39 PM
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pULSe, shouldn't you be out fucking bitches or making large sums of money like you say you do? I don't know how anyone can be as successful as you claim to be when they're doing this...
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pULSe, shouldn't you be out fucking bitches or making large sums of money like you say you do? I don't know how anyone can be as successful as you claim to be when they're doing this...
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12-07-2012, 11:46 PM
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pULSe, shouldn't you be out fucking bitches or making large sums of money like you say you do? I don't know how anyone can be as successful as you claim to be when they're doing this...
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1) I have wifey
2) I make money online
Fucking dumbass. It cant be that hard to put 2 & 2 together
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pULSe, shouldn't you be out fucking bitches or making large sums of money like you say you do? I don't know how anyone can be as successful as you claim to be when they're doing this...
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1) I have wifey
2) I make money online
Fucking dumbass. It cant be that hard to put 2 & 2 together
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12-08-2012, 01:03 AM
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pULSe, shouldn't you be out fucking bitches or making large sums of money like you say you do? I don't know how anyone can be as successful as you claim to be when they're doing this...
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ez........  pulse .... #killyaself
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pULSe, shouldn't you be out fucking bitches or making large sums of money like you say you do? I don't know how anyone can be as successful as you claim to be when they're doing this...
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ez........  pulse .... #killyaself
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12-08-2012, 01:09 AM
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Your entire diss track is a fail because you think Soul is Soul Khan.
It was cute though. You took 3 days in front of Microsoft Word and came up with a shitty track cuz you were scared to battle me with a live freestyle
Typical nerd shit. Now go make a topical about me
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Your entire diss track is a fail because you think Soul is Soul Khan.
It was cute though. You took 3 days in front of Microsoft Word and came up with a shitty track cuz you were scared to battle me with a live freestyle
Typical nerd shit. Now go make a topical about me
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12-08-2012, 01:21 AM
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nah, i know who you meant, u clearly missed the subliminal message. keep my name out ya mouth unless you hopin on a track, fake ass emcee... ez
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i did this in a couple hours... ez bodybag... if you respond itll be accapella....
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nah, i know who you meant, u clearly missed the subliminal message. keep my name out ya mouth unless you hopin on a track, fake ass emcee... ez
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i did this in a couple hours... ez bodybag... if you respond itll be accapella....
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