Tutorial: How to drop a haymaker
 

This will be my first of many tutorials on helping textcees elevate their game.

The most important thing is that your bars have a heavy punch or some shock value

In 8 line battles you have a very limited amount of space to dominate your opponent. Make sure every bar counts

"Beat me? Cmon, what kinda shit you on? It'll be a '(w)rap for you' like a tribute song"

^ That's a decent bar but its not anything heavy hitting. So you want to make sure you kill your opponent with 1 line and you don't want them to breathe. Here's how we can make it better:

"Beat me? Nigga you couldn't beat your dick. Ya bitch suck my dick while you beat your dick"

^ Perfect. Remember, you want to humiliate your opponent and incorporate all the crazy schemes, punchlines, metaphors, & multis you can.

obv troll is obv

trolls usually get shot sooner or later

Erupt..I'll run up to whatever white neighborhood you're from and smack you so hard the YuGiOh cards'll fly out ya backpack B

oh word..... i got somthin for that too

pULSe, shouldn't you be out fucking bitches or making large sums of money like you say you do? I don't know how anyone can be as successful as you claim to be when they're doing this...

1) I have wifey
2) I make money online

Fucking dumbass. It cant be that hard to put 2 & 2 together

ez........:guns: pulse .... #killyaself

early

Your entire diss track is a fail because you think Soul is Soul Khan.

It was cute though. You took 3 days in front of Microsoft Word and came up with a shitty track cuz you were scared to battle me with a live freestyle

Typical nerd shit. Now go make a topical about me

nah, i know who you meant, u clearly missed the subliminal message. keep my name out ya mouth unless you hopin on a track, fake ass emcee... ez

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i did this in a couple hours... ez bodybag... if you respond itll be accapella....