Hardest laughing session you'll ever witness

[SAND]

BP
Oh no.. Everyone, lock your doors, now!!
10:14pmPheoNix
?!
10:15pmBP
He's looking!! Quick, drop your heads and don't look up!!
10:15pmPheoNix
!!!???
10:16pmBP
He's walking over!! *Slowly zips fly* Kids, go play along now, daddy has some business to handle..
10:17pmPheoNix
????????????????/
10:19pmPheoNix
That's a long typinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
10:20pmBP
Look, I can explain man.. See my since my wife died, these babies haven't had anyone to breastfeed them. So I came up with an idea, by conducting an experiment testing if these chemicals found in breastmilk were similar to the chemicals found in male sperm, I concluded that they indeed do have chemicals in common, so I preceded to "nurse" my babies, and yes, they suck my penis.
10:20pmPheoNix
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollll lll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:21pmBP
haha.. knew that would make you laugh
10:22pmPheoNix
laugh ? I'm rolling looooooooooooooooool
10:24pmBP
lol wow, didn't know it was that funny
10:24pmPheoNix
Looool

[SAND]

BP
Oh no.. Everyone, lock your doors, now!!
10:14pmPheoNix
?!
10:15pmBP
He's looking!! Quick, drop your heads and don't look up!!
10:15pmPheoNix
!!!???
10:16pmBP
He's walking over!! *Slowly zips fly* Kids, go play along now, daddy has some business to handle..
10:17pmPheoNix
????????????????/
10:19pmPheoNix
That's a long typinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
10:20pmBP
Look, I can explain man.. See my since my wife died, these babies haven't had anyone to breastfeed them. So I came up with an idea, by conducting an experiment testing if these chemicals found in breastmilk were similar to the chemicals found in male sperm, I concluded that they indeed do have chemicals in common, so I preceded to "nurse" my babies, and yes, they suck my penis.
10:20pmPheoNix
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollll lll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:21pmBP
haha.. knew that would make you laugh
10:22pmPheoNix
laugh ? I'm rolling looooooooooooooooool
10:24pmBP
lol wow, didn't know it was that funny
10:24pmPheoNix
Looool