Hardest laughing session you'll ever witness
 

BP
Oh no.. Everyone, lock your doors, now!!
10:14pmPheoNix
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10:15pmBP
He's looking!! Quick, drop your heads and don't look up!!
10:15pmPheoNix
!!!???
10:16pmBP
He's walking over!! *Slowly zips fly* Kids, go play along now, daddy has some business to handle..
10:17pmPheoNix
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10:19pmPheoNix
That's a long typinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
10:20pmBP
Look, I can explain man.. See my since my wife died, these babies haven't had anyone to breastfeed them. So I came up with an idea, by conducting an experiment testing if these chemicals found in breastmilk were similar to the chemicals found in male sperm, I concluded that they indeed do have chemicals in common, so I preceded to "nurse" my babies, and yes, they suck my penis.
10:20pmPheoNix
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollll lll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:21pmBP
haha.. knew that would make you laugh
10:22pmPheoNix
laugh ? I'm rolling looooooooooooooooool
10:24pmBP
lol wow, didn't know it was that funny
10:24pmPheoNix
Looool

who gives a fuck....fuck off

Not even slightly funny

Yall need some male nursing also.. Who's first?

Listen, I have a sense of humor, but that shit wasn't even close to funny. I'd have to put that under one of my ex wife's jokes, and that bitch isn't funny at all, just weird.

You should have never retired from Crack baby basketball to do stand up.

It wasn't meant to be funny in the first place though.. It was an actual speculation, does male sperm contain similar chemicals as breastmilk.. You guys overanalyze way too much..

As i read the title of the thread and the post one time and one time only, I realized what Mr. BP was getting at... This is actually the "Hardest laughing session you'll ever witness" due to the fact of this little area right here

10:20pmPheoNix looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollll lll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........

And this area also

10:22pmPheoNix laugh ? I'm rolling looooooooooooooooool.......

And if I'm not mistaken this area also

10:24pmPheoNix Looool.....

I feel like Einstein in this bitch now... Sheesh

that honestly is the most white-boy thing ive ever seen a black man write

S'talking to you Phen.. :high: