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2022 Topical Tournament
Length: 40 Lines

mister jon flako (17%) Lost

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The Drunken Sober One

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Reppin: Sacramento, California, United States

GodTheReptilian (83%) Won

OtherWordly

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<div>(BREAKING NEWS. BREAKING NEWS) ...,Acoording to NASA a fleet of asteroids that are 5× the diameter of Jupiter are are speeding toward the Earths atmosphere and only have  24 hours left to live before the extinction of all man kind...." The bible once said,, God so loved the world that he gave his only son, so that who believes in him will never perish but have eternal life,.. Reporting live from NBC this is Rob Lambert and  may God be with us all.....</div>
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<div>He runs straight to the bathroom mirror and life couldn't look much clearer. Realizing death is that much more  nearer. A trigger to take a sip of Jim but decided he wanted to die sober so he took to reconsider and dropped the bottle of liquor. He knew one day he would have to believe in God, so he got on both knees and started to pray out loud.  "Forgive me of my sins," head started to spin feeling goosebumps trickle throughout his skin. Something in his heart told him to make those amends with family, enemies and friends.</div>
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<div>So he called all his cousins to tell them that he loves them.  Made 3 calls to his friends that he calls brothers and  told them "I love you guys like no other. And that I'm sorry for all the fights and hateful words we said to eachother." " I know I've put my self in a blunder feelings hidden deep down in a bunker as his heart starts to beat little by little like a kick drum from the boy that was the drummer"  <span>He can feel the wrath of the thunder with one last person that left his life in a shudder, left dead in a gutter and  has nothing to lose turning to a head hunter.</span></div>
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<div><span>Now there's one last cat that Ihe can't make amends, with this man his soul will never cleanse, bat in his hands and arms looking to extend, swings, as his morals begin to condescend, yelling you deserve to die busting out his brain cells descending him to drown in the the pits of hell with Satan and his little demons to dwell.</span></div>
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<div><span>And now he feels at peace to rember his brother that was murdered on June 23rd. The Sabbath falls on day number 7 and now ya little brother is coming to see you in heaven. feeling swirly standing over your purely grave, I'll meet you soon at the pearly gates..</span></div>
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<div><span>Tell my sisters " I love you and angels are flying above you" kiss my niece and both of my nephews. Hug my father and mother giving grace eating one last supper. As I walk outside to be alone to die, I cry as he finally broke out the cacoon to evolve into that beautiful butterfly with a sigh as he flies saying his last goodbyes flying up to the sky and life ends.. BOOM , FLAKO </span></div>

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<div>Im a simple family man, 3 kids...one on the way, a DOG AND THA MISSES..exceedingly precautious and overly concerned with their safety as I travel OFTEN FOR BUSINESS..stuck in a hotel or OFFICE FOR INSTANCE, Im regularly flippin through the photo gallery on my phone LOST IN THA IMAGE, amazed at the beautiful smiles while reflectin on what I BOUGHT THEM FOR CHRISTMAS..GOD IS MY WITNESS! Im usually many times zones away, but was missin them so bad i GOT THEM SOME TICKETS for a brief visit to Hong Kong while the BOSS IS IN GREENWICH..so excited, I facetime the wife to inform her of the great news..also cuz I hadnt CALLED IN A MINUTE: hey doll! how are you? she said, "we are doing great love...the children are fine and we just WALKED IN THA CLINIC..its my monthly check-up for the baby and ill call you back once I finish my TALK IN THIS VISIT"..we said our goodbyes, i mean whats a husband and FATHER TO THINK? wish I could be there for support but seems like the HARDER ID SINK..to Decompress i Need-To-Rest, went to the local Jiuba to ORDER A DRINK..while waitin patiently for my server, I watched intentively as a patron GLANCED AT THA MENU..as blood leaked from his nose, and only asked the waitress to PASS HIM A TISSUE, the blood began to pour and he quickly reached for the napkin that WRAP THA UTENSILS..then grabbed his chest in a tight fist, and GASP WITH A TREMBLE and screamed "their all dead"! Thats when I noticed the RASH ON HIS TEMPLES! disregarded the outburst as the results of him HAVIN A TRIPLE! the soccer game was playing, I watch as some players drop MOTIONLESS IN THA TURF as the announcers HOSTIN IT WENT BERSERK..some in the crowd Departed others remained Lethargic, among those layin about the ground and CHOKIN IN BROKEN WORDS..its almost as if our phones all rang at the same time, OUR OPINONS ARISE..i desperately tried to answer but could hardly hear from the horrible reception and CAR COLLISIONS OUTSIDE, the establishment lost power, and i immediately thought to check the BARS PROVISIONS, BESIDES if i had to ride this out being so far? id rather reunite with tha wife and YOUR 4 CHILDREN ALIVE! bodies on the floor, and seems like the URGENCY IS WORSE..the power had been restored, but waitin on other CIRCUITRY TO SURGE, tried to use my calling card, debit even the ATM and couldnt find a CURRENCY THAT WORKED..then the tv flickered on and this was the eMERGENCY ALERT: "This is not a test, this is the emergency broadcast system and if uve been vacinated recently abroad in the US for the corona virus you might be a victim. We ask that you keep calm, find shelter and dont leave at all. While we are working diligently to investigate its cause. We have information that it only affects a certain cell all hospitals will be unavailable, even emergency personnel. This is a localized event, outbound traffic has been temporarily suspended in the region and the boots we have left on the ground will prevent you from leaving."..relieved my family and I never took the jab and NARROWLY ESCAPED..call finally got thru..babe! U and the kids okay? She said: "yea, but BARLEY HERE AWAKE but since u bought the tickets I got me and the kiddos vacs EARLIER TODAY!</div>

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2022-09-28 06:11:11).

Phroxen <LoD>
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I am Him
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Topic: An extinction level event is about to happen... what do you do?

Verses are due by 9/29/22 at 11:59pm EST.

Posted on: 2022-09-26 00:21:30

Óðinn <....>
The Goatfather
Topical Champion
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Both done well with the concept here. My winners piece was more vivid and had better use of protein techniques. Best of luck to whoever goes through.

Voted: Yes (Hidden)
Posted on: 2022-10-03 07:15:29

GodTheReptilian <AC's> OtherWordly	Topic: An extinction level event is about to happen...what do you do? Posted on: 2022-09-27 15:23:37
Masked-Reaper <Chapter666> Grand Champion 2x Premier League Champion Cypher Champion Scheme Champion The Demon	Both hit the topic nicely, felt one edged it with better imagery overall. nice reads from both Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2022-09-28 07:11:08
mister jon flako Premium Member The Drunken Sober One	Nice drop GTR Posted on: 2022-09-28 12:56:16
Affinity <Chapter666>	Interesting. One told a story pretty well and was an interesting read through. The other was less story and just seemed like random sentences, but still was entertaining enough. Voting for the one that made more sense overall. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2022-09-28 16:02:17
G3P0 <WANTED>	Winner took it with the better story. Ggz to both Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2022-09-28 16:59:47
GodTheReptilian <AC's> OtherWordly	Thanks Flako, same to you fam! Posted on: 2022-09-28 19:59:16
Void the space bar	Wtf was this im hgoing with Flako he made me laugh through Religion. ..(PaL).. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2022-10-01 20:05:57
Row <ANBU> 3x Topical Champion 2x One Bar Champion Concept Champion Tag Team Champion 4x LBT Champion	I thought one had the upperhand for rhyming but it was off in some places, which made it closer to a level playing field. Going w/ one who I felt was slightly more creative in terms of approach. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2022-10-01 20:18:40
Enfinite <AC's>	AC's Posted on: 2022-10-02 02:13:37
LineStein <ILLVILL>	GTR did his thing here IMO, I enjoyed both though respectively. One just had a bit more hmph to it lol good shit fairs in Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2022-10-02 16:42:16
GRR POW <ANBU>	The winner had great execution & story telling. The rhymes also gave it a smooth read. The other did a good job as well, I’m impressed. Had a lot of emotions & related to the topic. This was closer than expected, but one was simply on another level. Good battle, fair's in. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2022-10-02 19:19:45
Vitriolic <Chapter666> ChatterBox	I enjoyed both reads, another tough one to vote on. There was one verse that I enjoyed a bit more and got into thhe narrative a bit more. Both came with a solid read, chose on winner on which verse I enjoyed more. Fair vote in, no hate. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2022-10-03 12:02:22
Blue Hulk <....>	AC's Posted on: 2022-10-04 11:51:13

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