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Topical Tournament #8
Length: 40 Lines

COFFIN DODGER (11%) Lost

Ranked #-- This Month (#129 All Time)

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Reppin: Bristol, England, United Kingdom

REMOVED (89%) Won

Ranked #-- This Month (#105 All Time)

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Reppin: Unknown

COFFIN DODGER

                                FATAL ATTRACTION

                                THE PLOT :

it started of nice , didnt think twice , she was so drawn to this BOY N HIS MONEY
a dangerous affair , but she didnt care , lots of sex and him  CALLING HER HONEY 
but it didnt work out , they started to shout and she never THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY
so it from 'petting' , to her getting a pan and putting a 'pet-in' and BOILING HIS BUNNY ...

                                 BITCHES BE CRAZY !

yeah guys its a warning !! wake up on ya own in the morning ! do you really want a BITCH WHO IS SICK ? fuck that , fuck em n leave em and screw KISSING THEM QUICK or you may wake up n find ya MISSING YA DICK ! 
seriously guys dont get BURNED IN THE TRAP , many brothers ask as their face reddens what EARNED HIM A SLAP ? well , that chick ya thought was a 'sex kitten' ? ..fam , that lil bitch just TURNED TO A CAT !
used to suck ya dick ? well now there's NO MORE BLOWING ! sound familiar ? how about ''whos that ??' about the number that YOUR PHONES SHOWING ..'nagging ho' ya say ..thats just ya 'WHORE-MOANS GLOWING !!'

                                  THE TRUTH !

now some ya probably asking is that how BAD IT BE BRUV ??? well , i know SADLY ENOUGH !!  homies , they really are crazy ! cos bitches aint lieing when they say they 'MADLY' IN LOVE ! 
and shit aint funny ! will take all ya hard earned money ! ya musta seen BRO'S DROPPING , cos theres NO STOPPING when ya take ya life savings n take ya HO SHOPPING !
ya gals mind is fucked up ! not even a top psychiatrist CAN SORT HER ! so think before ya marry ya FAMS DAUGHTER ! that shits for LIFE ! ya would get less time for fuckin MAN SLAUGHTER !
suspicion rules their mind , while you dreaming about KISSING HER THIGH ? she's thinking about who's MISSING HER GUY and working out ways to shove a sharp STICK IN YA EYE !
see while ya sat watching a repeat of BOYZ N THE HOOD ? thinkin ya got POISE N YA GOOD ? that bitch is in the kitchen with arsenic ready to POISON YA FOOD !! 
and think ya safe dating rich gals ??  dude , that aint the WISEST OF MOVES !dont give a fuck if they been to the NICEST OF SCHOOLS , mess with them they will SLICE OFF YA BALLS and wear them as a NICE SET OF JEWELS !
so seriously ,dont let them take a GUY FOR A TARD !! do you want to do TIME FOR A TART ? other way round and they plead 'its a CRIME OF THE HEART' , telling the jury that in bed they HATED THE ACTION ,and get away with murdering a homie and walk away free from a FATAL ATTRACTION !!!




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Óðinn <....> The Goatfather Topical Champion Tag Team Champion	Damn, CD ain't playing 'round Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-11-01 16:17:30
Óðinn <....> The Goatfather Topical Champion Tag Team Champion	^Kind of agree w/ Row here. G'Luck to both. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-11-04 12:30:25

NOBLE <FITTEST> Staff Hall Of Famer	Topic: "FATAL ATTRACTION" Submiss ion Deadline: Nov 5, 2015 @11:59 PM Eastern (GMT -4) Votes/Round closes at Nov 7, 2015 @11:59 PM Eastern (GMT -4) Good luck fellas! Posted on: 2015-11-01 09:08:37
COFFIN DODGER	EXPO ! you should know about the 'bunny boiler' scene in the film fatal attraction - if not , youtube it lol good luck celsius . Posted on: 2015-11-01 22:59:45
COFFIN DODGER	yeah same cel :) Posted on: 2015-11-03 22:37:07
DESSA <MAGA>	I truly feel @row is hating. I thought it was a topic battle ? Long as the topic and lines stick .. shouldn't that be what the votes or based off even wit slang .... ? Tru story both you did yah that the tranny shid @Celsius caught me off guard like off duty security . Lol shid was original I dug it .. nice idea @coffindodger dope shid with the idea. Felt you where giving off a warning of a fatal attraction so I was ezly knowing what you up to .. . The wording was a little mis placed .. but cool shid .. Fv in winner was basically picked off the most enjoyable read for the topic Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-11-04 18:33:44
Looksemoh Live Battler	Felt like both could have been improved with some edits. Went for the one that engaged me more on a story level. Also felt one came with more original material overall. GB, GL. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-11-04 19:42:53
Dopemceee Basic Member	Nice verse frm both emcee but one had nice plot n story while other was givin warnings fairs dropped Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-11-05 07:24:16
Esso LBT Legend Concept Champion Tag Team Champion	One was an entertaining read...not really the most technically sound but it was humorous as expected. The angle he took was kinda Slick Rick-ish. The other was I think a more solidly crafted verse when it comes to a plot an storyline. The first set of lines was the strongest and though the other parts werent as good imo, it was just enough to win this here. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-11-05 17:58:55
Shodan <FireNation> One Bar Champion The Fire Lord	Both verses were short and uniquely sweet. It had a "jokes versus bars" feel to it, exacerbated by the many battle-like concepts. They have an "I just transitioned from text battling" feel. COFFIN DODGER's verse was, in my opinion, hilarious and inexplicably perfect. The semi-obtuse references and philosophy were gut-busting. Probably, most readers won't share that opinion. Its quality declined throughout, but left me satisfied, despite its imperfect rhyming and flow. Celsius' verse was more serious than CD's. That tone stylistically self-contradicted its battle-like concepts, for better or for worse. The story, rhyming, flow, execution, etc. were good, but the verse lacked something. It was too brief, too unoriginal, too inside the box. Apples-to-oranges comparisons like this are difficult, but I have a winner. This could go either way. Respect to both. I'm giving higher ratings than usual because I inexplicably enjoyed both. 8-7. Fair's in. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-11-05 22:44:06
Shodan <FireNation> One Bar Champion The Fire Lord	(By "it" in the second sentence, I mean "this battle.) Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-11-05 22:44:35
bars-of-legend <GetRight> Exclusive Member	nice drops from the both of em Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-11-06 06:50:35
Student Staff Hall of Famer LB Historian LetsBeef Patriarch Creative Genius	Although my loser had bars, I felt like they were mis-directed when it came to truly exploring the topic. Of course the interpretation is up to the writer but I felt they could've gone a lot more into depth. My winner barely took this, they had a story arc but it wasn't deeply explained like it could've been. Feel like both of you have potential but the winner needs to step it up next round. Thanks for the read fellas, this was a close battle. Voted: Yes (Hidden) Posted on: 2015-11-06 19:58:38