been listenin to rap for 21 years now so i thought ill try writin one. here's attempt 1 (acapella here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS3Yt_j1jj0):
Strictly lyrical, my shit's tuned to the decibel
The rap telekinesis
I'm Einstein writin his rhyme thesis
With a pen and a cheap microphone
In chess I'm the bishop, emcees are the pawns
So fuck your fake struggles
You're trapped like air bubbles
And your mind is the Pepsi straw
While you spit saliva, and get the mic wet
I'll be the rhyme sniper, aiming lyrics at your head
Straight raw lyrics
With no rhyme fidgits
Means I don't need gimmicks to get factual
Airwave Surfer - stuck in your head capsule
So quick call a doctor, you might need surgery
I burn rappers till they're softer, my style is third-degree
peace