Topical Tournament: Round 3 Topics - Lets Beef

**Phroxen** · #1 10-04-2022, 08:05 PM

Yall know the drill...
Round 2 closes tonight at midnight.. I gave it more time because of a couple fuck ups. Post the topics you'd like to see/use in the third round for the Topical Championship in here. Any unused topics in prior topic threads are still available for this round. If you made it to Round 3 and you have posted a topic, I will give preference to that topic for your match (not a guarantee, though).

**Phroxen** · 10-04-2022, 08:05 PM

Yall know the drill...
Round 2 closes tonight at midnight.. I gave it more time because of a couple fuck ups. Post the topics you'd like to see/use in the third round for the Topical Championship in here. Any unused topics in prior topic threads are still available for this round. If you made it to Round 3 and you have posted a topic, I will give preference to that topic for your match (not a guarantee, though).

**Óðinn** · #2 10-04-2022, 08:22 PM

Having the ability to know exactly what people think of you each time you meet them.

All grandparents die before you're born, you grow & invent time travel, travel back to know them & meet a nice lady while in the past... turns out, you're your own grandfather.

Being the richest man, whoever existed but have zero friends.

Starting your life over again at the age of 10 with everything you've learned up till now.

**Óðinn** · 10-04-2022, 08:22 PM

Having the ability to know exactly what people think of you each time you meet them.

All grandparents die before you're born, you grow & invent time travel, travel back to know them & meet a nice lady while in the past... turns out, you're your own grandfather.

Being the richest man, whoever existed but have zero friends.

Starting your life over again at the age of 10 with everything you've learned up till now.

**Concise** · #3 10-04-2022, 08:43 PM

Time travel, stuck in a different year
Leaving Fallout shelter
Being or defending from pirates
Have a Genie lamp but already used 2 wishes
You are a ninja assassin on a mission
Mob boss ordered a hit on you

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The cure for cancer is found in a dinosaur egg, but you have to hatch the egg first to get the cure. The dinosaurs escaped and now you have to kill a dinosaur to get the cure

**Concise** · 10-04-2022, 08:43 PM

Time travel, stuck in a different year
Leaving Fallout shelter
Being or defending from pirates
Have a Genie lamp but already used 2 wishes
You are a ninja assassin on a mission
Mob boss ordered a hit on you

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The cure for cancer is found in a dinosaur egg, but you have to hatch the egg first to get the cure. The dinosaurs escaped and now you have to kill a dinosaur to get the cure

**Óðinn** · #4 10-04-2022, 08:50 PM

Being married to the person you love more than life itself, except they don't want kids and you do.

Living life off-grid; no social media, no email. Just you, your dog and your cabin in the woods

Coming home from a long time abroad and experiencing reverse-culture shock.

Being the best in the world at sex but soon as the person leaves, they forget you even exist.

**Óðinn** · 10-04-2022, 08:50 PM

Being married to the person you love more than life itself, except they don't want kids and you do.

Living life off-grid; no social media, no email. Just you, your dog and your cabin in the woods

Coming home from a long time abroad and experiencing reverse-culture shock.

Being the best in the world at sex but soon as the person leaves, they forget you even exist.

**Concise** · #5 10-04-2022, 08:52 PM

Your life in reverse. But instead of telling the story of your whole life in reverse, you literally just tell the story of the last few seconds of your life in reverse.

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Who the fuck wants to read a story about a guy living in a cabin alone in the woods with a dog

**Concise** · 10-04-2022, 08:52 PM

Your life in reverse. But instead of telling the story of your whole life in reverse, you literally just tell the story of the last few seconds of your life in reverse.

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Who the fuck wants to read a story about a guy living in a cabin alone in the woods with a dog

**Óðinn** · #6 10-04-2022, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Chode

Your life in reverse. But instead of telling the story of your whole life in reverse, you literally just tell the story of the last few seconds of your life in reverse.

---------- Post added at 08:52 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:51 PM ----------

Who the fuck wants to read a story about a guy living in a cabin alone in the woods with a dog

**Óðinn** · 10-04-2022, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Chode

Your life in reverse. But instead of telling the story of your whole life in reverse, you literally just tell the story of the last few seconds of your life in reverse.

---------- Post added at 08:52 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:51 PM ----------

Who the fuck wants to read a story about a guy living in a cabin alone in the woods with a dog

**PENetrateUnoW** · #7 10-04-2022, 09:06 PM

Being a participant on the show "Alone"

Being the child of a broken home.

**PENetrateUnoW** · 10-04-2022, 09:06 PM

Being a participant on the show "Alone"

Being the child of a broken home.

**LineStein** · #8 10-04-2022, 10:27 PM

Stuck in a day that keeps repeating ( groundhog day)

Explaining deja vu

Lost in the Serengeti but you can talk to animals

Rocky

**LineStein** · 10-04-2022, 10:27 PM

Stuck in a day that keeps repeating ( groundhog day)

Explaining deja vu

Lost in the Serengeti but you can talk to animals

Rocky

**izayamoorman** · #9 10-04-2022, 10:34 PM

Being in the midst of a gang shootout or a war as an innocent bystander?

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Family member or a close friend betrays you?

**izayamoorman** · 10-04-2022, 10:34 PM

Being in the midst of a gang shootout or a war as an innocent bystander?

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Family member or a close friend betrays you?

**Row** · #10 10-04-2022, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Chode

Your life in reverse. But instead of telling the story of your whole life in reverse, you literally just tell the story of the last few seconds of your life in reverse.

---------- Post added at 08:52 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:51 PM ----------

Who the fuck wants to read a story about a guy living in a cabin alone in the woods with a dog

LMFAO

**Row** · 10-04-2022, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Chode

Your life in reverse. But instead of telling the story of your whole life in reverse, you literally just tell the story of the last few seconds of your life in reverse.

---------- Post added at 08:52 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:51 PM ----------

Who the fuck wants to read a story about a guy living in a cabin alone in the woods with a dog

LMFAO


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