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Vs Verity
Her second name's Whiskin, it's IRONIC HOW FATE TWISTS cause she's never got through whiskin' without SCOFFING THE CAKE MIX!
She battled in Barmageddon but ISN'T WITH DON'T FLOP cause she'd fail every time that she's STRIPPING HER CLOTHES OFF
Vs Prince S Tana
Yo man, she opened for Dorrough, wow, she MUST BE BIG! Newsflash bitch, we don't know who the FUCK HE IS!
Vs Rican
He sells hot tubs for a living and says the BUSINESS IS NOT SKETCH and if you're believing it is, he'll say your THINKING IS OFFSET! Then one day you'll catch him in your tub just CHILLIN WITH LOST GUESTS like "Don't worry, I'm not stealing the tub, I'm just FLIPPING THE CONCEPT"! As you lose your shit, enRAGED AT SUCH ACTS you hear "Sorry to interrupt, this can't WAIT, I MUST ADD that I can vouch for Rican, don't MAKE A FUS MAN"! You turn to see who'd SAY THIS STUFF AND... it's just Rican... speaking....with a FAKE ASS MOUSTACHE! The cops arrive, when the cuffs on his HANDS ARE TIGHT he's like "Hey guys, did you know that I ghostwrote the MIRANDA RIGHTS?"
Vs Lock
A girl on the internet? This CUNT HERE'S ON EM so much so; I'd be EXPECTING TO SEE his first line in a battle against JESSICA ZEE; "Do you COME HERE OFTEN?"
When you were full time army and LB, did you ENJOY YOUR TIME IN EITHER? Ever get confused Lock, try to crew hop and get EMPLOYED BY AL QUAEDA? But he WASN'T A JOKE was someone that they WANNA PROMOTE and BOY WAS KINDA EAGER but what happened? They asked him if he wanna be captain, he said "Nah but I'll JOIN YOU AS A LEADER"!
Vs Saxx (Who's Indian)
I stole his grandads glasses, now his VISION IS BLURRY and then I robbed his gran n broke her HIP IN THE FLURRY! I said I took his nan's bread, he was STRICKEN WITH WORRY and shouted "Oh god, oh no what will I DIP IN MY CURRY?"!
Still, I thought dude was a CANNIBIS HITTER; said he was FUCKED FROM THE GANGA turns out he just SWAM IN THE RIVER and now he SUFFERS FROM CANCER!
Vs Coffin Dodger
If he was a superhero, he wouldn't be AMAZING WITH SPEED or have LASERS OR BEAMS he'd just be able to predict the weather by the PAINS IN HIS KNEE!
Vs Rant
You see his picture? Man IT WAS PRICELESS; the blood in his SINK IMPLIES THAT he hurt himself like some SCHITZO TYRANT. When it was exposed, he was BLUSHING INDEED; said he was BRUSHING HIS TEETH, does he THINK WE BUY THIS? "Oh no, I've got GINGIVITIS! Quick, I better send NICK A PRIVATE"!
With food he'll KEEP HURTING HIS BIG INTESTINE till HE'S MURDERED WITH INDIGESTION. He blames his weight on his mindstate and his prevalent METHOD IS to sit with his THERAPIST, like "I FEEL WORSER WITH EVERY SESSION and beLIEVE FURTHER THAT IT'S DEPRESSION" but his shrink doc said "Sir, in your Ink Blot test; you answered 'CHEESEBURGER' TO EVERY QUESTION"!
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Originally Posted by Champion EtH
Vs Verity
Her second name's Whiskin, it's IRONIC HOW FATE TWISTS cause she's never got through whiskin' without SCOFFING THE CAKE MIX!
She battled in Barmageddon but ISN'T WITH DON'T FLOP cause she'd fail every time that she's STRIPPING HER CLOTHES OFF
Vs Prince S Tana
Yo man, she opened for Dorrough, wow, she MUST BE BIG! Newsflash bitch, we don't know who the FUCK HE IS!
Vs Rican
He sells hot tubs for a living and says the BUSINESS IS NOT SKETCH and if you're believing it is, he'll say your THINKING IS OFFSET! Then one day you'll catch him in your tub just CHILLIN WITH LOST GUESTS like "Don't worry, I'm not stealing the tub, I'm just FLIPPING THE CONCEPT"! As you lose your shit, enRAGED AT SUCH ACTS you hear "Sorry to interrupt, this can't WAIT, I MUST ADD that I can vouch for Rican, don't MAKE A FUS MAN"! You turn to see who'd SAY THIS STUFF AND... it's just Rican... speaking....with a FAKE ASS MOUSTACHE! The cops arrive, when the cuffs on his HANDS ARE TIGHT he's like "Hey guys, did you know that I ghostwrote the MIRANDA RIGHTS?"
Vs Lock
A girl on the internet? This CUNT HERE'S ON EM so much so; I'd be EXPECTING TO SEE his first line in a battle against JESSICA ZEE; "Do you COME HERE OFTEN?"
When you were full time army and LB, did you ENJOY YOUR TIME IN EITHER? Ever get confused Lock, try to crew hop and get EMPLOYED BY AL QUAEDA? But he WASN'T A JOKE was someone that they WANNA PROMOTE and BOY WAS KINDA EAGER but what happened? They asked him if he wanna be captain, he said "Nah but I'll JOIN YOU AS A LEADER"!
Vs Saxx (Who's Indian)
I stole his grandads glasses, now his VISION IS BLURRY and then I robbed his gran n broke her HIP IN THE FLURRY! I said I took his nan's bread, he was STRICKEN WITH WORRY and shouted "Oh god, oh no what will I DIP IN MY CURRY?"!
Still, I thought dude was a CANNIBIS HITTER; said he was FUCKED FROM THE GANGA turns out he just SWAM IN THE RIVER and now he SUFFERS FROM CANCER!
Vs Coffin Dodger
If he was a superhero, he wouldn't be AMAZING WITH SPEED or have LASERS OR BEAMS he'd just be able to predict the weather by the PAINS IN HIS KNEE!
Vs Rant
You see his picture? Man IT WAS PRICELESS; the blood in his SINK IMPLIES THAT he hurt himself like some SCHITZO TYRANT. When it was exposed, he was BLUSHING INDEED; said he was BRUSHING HIS TEETH, does he THINK WE BUY THIS? "Oh no, I've got GINGIVITIS! Quick, I better send NICK A PRIVATE"!
With food he'll KEEP HURTING HIS BIG INTESTINE till HE'S MURDERED WITH INDIGESTION. He blames his weight on his mindstate and his prevalent METHOD IS to sit with his THERAPIST, like "I FEEL WORSER WITH EVERY SESSION and beLIEVE FURTHER THAT IT'S DEPRESSION" but his shrink doc said "Sir, in your Ink Blot test; you answered 'CHEESEBURGER' TO EVERY QUESTION"!
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"I'm Cortical Versed, Conceiving Thoughts That'll Disturb The Seasons, Thinking This Twerp Gon Beat Me Like Stopping A Bird From Beaking, Locking Up Stern For Speeches, Impossible And Scarily Eerie, Like Swapping Out Durst For Beatles, Cockney Slang Word Completions"
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Ok so at this point you guys are just being willfully ignorant / not understanding on purpose / or just trolling.
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"I'm Cortical Versed, Conceiving Thoughts That'll Disturb The Seasons, Thinking This Twerp Gon Beat Me Like Stopping A Bird From Beaking, Locking Up Stern For Speeches, Impossible And Scarily Eerie, Like Swapping Out Durst For Beatles, Cockney Slang Word Completions"
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Wait, how old are you? I feel uncomfortable being inside your head if you're a minor.
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you still have to give someone the benefit of the doubt regardless of how obvious it looks
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Ok so at this point you guys are just being willfully ignorant / not understanding on purpose / or just trolling.
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"Little 4 To 5"? Need To Be "Hand Held"? My "Style" Is Modish Than Basic, I Kid, Joint Clips Follow My "Touch" Like "Co-vid" App Tracing - Lizman Vs MarkThePatriarch
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Do birds often "beak"?
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Do birds often "beak"?
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Of Course They Do.
It's A Natural Habit Of Theirs.
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Also,
It's Meant To Be " Not Possible And Scarily Eerie".
Could Not Find The Original Text Before So Wrote It Off The Head.
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you still have to give someone the benefit of the doubt regardless of how obvious it looks
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Ok so at this point you guys are just being willfully ignorant / not understanding on purpose / or just trolling.
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Of Course They Do.
It's A Natural Habit Of Theirs.
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Also,
It's Meant To Be " Not Possible And Scarily Eerie".
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@eth You're pretty good w the comedic personals ngl but I still think you stand on a weird pedestal coming in here like that. Send me some bars or get out of my thread you fkn pastry
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i told you stoy was handsome
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@eth You're pretty good w the comedic personals ngl but I still think you stand on a weird pedestal coming in here like that. Send me some bars or get out of my thread you fkn pastry
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This shit I wrote for Row was aight...
Topical Final '15, He refused to lose desPITE THE VOTERS INSISTANCE so he'd 'try medalling in the routine' without the 'TITLE HOPES OF A GYMNAST', needing friendly voters with Exclusives so he'd BUY HIS HOMIES ADMITTENCE and 'use that gas to get ahead' like the 'NITRO FOAMING A GUINNESS'!! Fast Forward a few months, Pugz miniMIZED THE BULK OF HIS SENTENCE and unWISELY CHOSE AN APPRENTICE but despite 'the machine behind him, helping', they 'couldn't HIDE THAT ROW BOT ASSISTANCE'! He thought he'd 'lamp when it's covered up' but since the SITE WITHHOLDS THEIR FORGIVENESS he 'couldn't shine with that much shade'...he wasn't the 'BRIGHTEST BULB TO BEGIN WITH'!!
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This shit I wrote for Row was aight...
Topical Final '15, He refused to lose desPITE THE VOTERS INSISTANCE so he'd 'try medalling in the routine' without the 'TITLE HOPES OF A GYMNAST', needing friendly voters with Exclusives so he'd BUY HIS HOMIES ADMITTENCE and 'use that gas to get ahead' like the 'NITRO FOAMING A GUINNESS'!! Fast Forward a few months, Pugz miniMIZED THE BULK OF HIS SENTENCE and unWISELY CHOSE AN APPRENTICE but despite 'the machine behind him, helping', they 'couldn't HIDE THAT ROW BOT ASSISTANCE'! He thought he'd 'lamp when it's covered up' but since the SITE WITHHOLDS THEIR FORGIVENESS he 'couldn't shine with that much shade'...he wasn't the 'BRIGHTEST BULB TO BEGIN WITH'!!
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U need a gps to find anything' resembling annyhing remotely creative on this website not even hating but that was a jumbled up ramble of non sense wtf are u even going on about n the forced rhymes kill me well I was hoping so Reading a ramble of
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And a 2 for 1. Bonus of..
Nitro foaming guinness
blah blah sentence ( jail,and he really thought he knocked it out the park with that í ½í¸•)
Assistance
Forgiveness
And the big ending being his friend want begin with
Omg what a remedial jumbled up cluster fuck of bland azz rhymes wow .I don't even write but idc def dumb or blind ain't no way that's anyone's favorite lines lol jus akward words to rhyme in ur ode to ur dim friend who was smart enough to peace he fuck out on u at any cost
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U need a gps to find anything' resembling annyhing remotely creative on this website not even hating but that was a jumbled up ramble of non sense wtf are u even going on about n the forced rhymes kill me well I was hoping so Reading a ramble of
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Gymnast
Admittance
And a 2 for 1. Bonus of..
Nitro foaming guinness
blah blah sentence ( jail,and he really thought he knocked it out the park with that í ½í¸•)
Assistance
Forgiveness
And the big ending being his friend want begin with
Omg what a remedial jumbled up cluster fuck of bland azz rhymes wow .I don't even write but idc def dumb or blind ain't no way that's anyone's favorite lines lol jus akward words to rhyme in ur ode to ur dim friend who was smart enough to peace he fuck out on u at any cost
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U need a gps to find anything' resembling annyhing remotely creative on this website not even hating but that was a jumbled up ramble of non sense wtf are u even going on about n the forced rhymes kill me well I was hoping so Reading a ramble of
Instance
Gymnast
Admittance
And a 2 for 1. Bonus of..
Nitro foaming guinness
blah blah sentence ( jail,and he really thought he knocked it out the park with that ������)
Assistance
Forgiveness
And the big ending being his friend want begin with
Omg what a remedial jumbled up cluster fuck of bland azz rhymes wow .I don't even write but idc def dumb or blind ain't no way that's anyone's favorite lines lol jus akward words to rhyme in ur ode to ur dim friend who was smart enough to peace he fuck out on u at any cost
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You're a fake,a fraud I'll make solve desolve when rip his face off with a chainsaw I'm straight insane raw
This is like Mike tyson versus Jake paul n I don't even use punches to break jaws sniffen 8 balls
Cuz I skimmed thru that lame sauce n it didn't take long to see the only mystery caint solve
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U need a gps to find anything' resembling annyhing remotely creative on this website not even hating but that was a jumbled up ramble of non sense wtf are u even going on about n the forced rhymes kill me well I was hoping so Reading a ramble of
Instance
Gymnast
Admittance
And a 2 for 1. Bonus of..
Nitro foaming guinness
blah blah sentence ( jail,and he really thought he knocked it out the park with that ������)
Assistance
Forgiveness
And the big ending being his friend want begin with
Omg what a remedial jumbled up cluster fuck of bland azz rhymes wow .I don't even write but idc def dumb or blind ain't no way that's anyone's favorite lines lol jus akward words to rhyme in ur ode to ur dim friend who was smart enough to peace he fuck out on u at any cost
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You're a fake,a fraud I'll make solve desolve when rip his face off with a chainsaw I'm straight insane raw
This is like Mike tyson versus Jake paul n I don't even use punches to break jaws sniffen 8 balls
Cuz I skimmed thru that lame sauce n it didn't take long to see the only mystery caint solve
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