ILLoKWENT's best bars.

this exMOD HAS NO REDEMPTION,he voted for himself and got CAUGHT WIT THOSE INTENTIONS,yet 'this 'chaun tried to hide it' as if a POT OF GOLD'S IN QUESTION!!/(con,leprechaun) Source

Never heard of a chaun before, but, this shit has to be the most fire thing ever!!! I hope you don't get chaun'd out of any respect for this bar.(Am I using this right?)

does 'hanna ring any bells'?i bet you OUTTA KNOW YA EX'S,plus i have a 'hunch, back in the day',she 'bumped ugly'wit ALL OF THOSE U FRIENDED,wit no AUDIO PRESENTED,ever since then you been LOST IN FULL DEPRESSION,and 'tryin to get over this hump',same way QUASIMODO DRESSES!/ Source

Tons of great factors in this bar that make it really stand out as one of Illo's best. First, the misspelling of ought, which makes it seem like out and ruins the flow of the bar? Top-fucking-notch. And the masterful wordplay? I'm still at a loss. I'm still trying to grasp how you can "have a hunchback in the day." As opposed to what? Not having a hunchback in the night? That's just what makes you better than us, Illo.


Esso OFF'D THEM FLOWS YOU TEXTED,now you WANT TO GO AGAINST THIS?,GOD THAT GOES BY KWENT?SHIIT,well thanks 'forgiven me this sinned', now ima use ya BOX TO GO CONFESS IN!!/(for givin' me this send) Source

Absolutely no words. I'm just enamored by how amazing this bar was. "Well thanks forgiven me this sinned." Masterful.

face facts, ya SHITTY, SPRAYS ARE LAME Source

Talk about natural, readable wording.

all you marks wit RAPS I STENCIL,plus i heard you 'meddle around wit shafts',like SANTA'S BEST ROLE,so i better not 'make a mistake',and let ya MANAGE TO GET CLOSE,otherwise youll start to 'rub off my wood', like the BACK OF PENCILS/ Source

Exemplary use of multisyllabics here. The way Santa's best role rhymes with back of pencils is so stunning. One day, I hope I can learn to stretch multis to the point of such mangling that they sound this dope. There's just one question, why are you thinking so much about rubbing wood? You must be gay, huh? We accept you.

cant KEEP ME COUPED,DAWG,so 'attack illo?', its really SCENE'S WE'D LOOK OFF of PEE WEE FOOTBALL/ Source

Another fine example as to why Illo has the best wording on the site.

hall of famer?naw this flamer's PAST HIS PRIME W/ RAPPERS,cause once i go drop a rhyme,it 'fo' sho, off his lines',like a GAL INSIDE A TANNER,and we know this HAS-BEEN WRITES A TRASH VERSE,so if he got a 'new ton of offensive material?',it was the DRAFTER SIGNIN CAM'S TERMS wit the CAROLINA PANTHERS!/(for showoff) Source

LOVE this bar. I mean LOOOOOVE IT! It for showoff some of your best material.

all dat TIME WASTIN YA CASH,nigga prolly need to stop,RIGHT?LACIN MORE TRACKS,since gettin a deal will 'never land safely with you',same as any TYPE PLANE IN A CRASH,youll need 'a roofie,O',to ease ya MIND'S PAIN IN A FLASH,knowin you've taken 'a loss,boy!'and PARADIN' WIT PAN!/ Source

You know, this bar is great. And maybe I'm just too dense to get it. Buuuut, what is a roofie O, exactly? An ounce of roofie? A roofie orgasm? Bad wording? I just can't decide. Either way, one of your best bars without a doubt.

folks ask me,'yo ILL, how do you DOMINATE SO LARGE?'or TOP THE GREATS IN CHARGE,well,once I OPT TO TAKE A SPAR,'their over in each round',like i OPERATE A CAR thats ON THE SCAPE OF MARS!/(our rover) Source

Actual fact. My first question after reading this bar? "How do you dominate so large, Illokwent?"

STOP THIS CLAIM,YOU HARD..he's best described as a 'cunt, age is extreme' so if anyone thinks 'Coff is terrible',its OFF A CASE OF S.A.R.S!/(contagious) Source

This smooth, grammatical readability is what really sets you apart, Illo. Absolutely.



You fucking suck, dog. This is your MOST RECENT WORK. How can you be proud of this trash, you fucking mark????

this exMOD HAS NO REDEMPTION,he voted for himself and got CAUGHT WIT THOSE INTENTIONS,yet 'this 'chaun tried to hide it' as if a POT OF GOLD'S IN QUESTION!!/(con,leprechaun) Source

Never heard of a chaun before, but, this shit has to be the most fire thing ever!!! I hope you don't get chaun'd out of any respect for this bar.(Am I using this right?)

does 'hanna ring any bells'?i bet you OUTTA KNOW YA EX'S,plus i have a 'hunch, back in the day',she 'bumped ugly'wit ALL OF THOSE U FRIENDED,wit no AUDIO PRESENTED,ever since then you been LOST IN FULL DEPRESSION,and 'tryin to get over this hump',same way QUASIMODO DRESSES!/ Source

Tons of great factors in this bar that make it really stand out as one of Illo's best. First, the misspelling of ought, which makes it seem like out and ruins the flow of the bar? Top-fucking-notch. And the masterful wordplay? I'm still at a loss. I'm still trying to grasp how you can "have a hunchback in the day." As opposed to what? Not having a hunchback in the night? That's just what makes you better than us, Illo.


Esso OFF'D THEM FLOWS YOU TEXTED,now you WANT TO GO AGAINST THIS?,GOD THAT GOES BY KWENT?SHIIT,well thanks 'forgiven me this sinned', now ima use ya BOX TO GO CONFESS IN!!/(for givin' me this send) Source

Absolutely no words. I'm just enamored by how amazing this bar was. "Well thanks forgiven me this sinned." Masterful.

face facts, ya SHITTY, SPRAYS ARE LAME Source

Talk about natural, readable wording.

all you marks wit RAPS I STENCIL,plus i heard you 'meddle around wit shafts',like SANTA'S BEST ROLE,so i better not 'make a mistake',and let ya MANAGE TO GET CLOSE,otherwise youll start to 'rub off my wood', like the BACK OF PENCILS/ Source

Exemplary use of multisyllabics here. The way Santa's best role rhymes with back of pencils is so stunning. One day, I hope I can learn to stretch multis to the point of such mangling that they sound this dope. There's just one question, why are you thinking so much about rubbing wood? You must be gay, huh? We accept you.

cant KEEP ME COUPED,DAWG,so 'attack illo?', its really SCENE'S WE'D LOOK OFF of PEE WEE FOOTBALL/ Source

Another fine example as to why Illo has the best wording on the site.

hall of famer?naw this flamer's PAST HIS PRIME W/ RAPPERS,cause once i go drop a rhyme,it 'fo' sho, off his lines',like a GAL INSIDE A TANNER,and we know this HAS-BEEN WRITES A TRASH VERSE,so if he got a 'new ton of offensive material?',it was the DRAFTER SIGNIN CAM'S TERMS wit the CAROLINA PANTHERS!/(for showoff) Source

LOVE this bar. I mean LOOOOOVE IT! It for showoff some of your best material.

all dat TIME WASTIN YA CASH,nigga prolly need to stop,RIGHT?LACIN MORE TRACKS,since gettin a deal will 'never land safely with you',same as any TYPE PLANE IN A CRASH,youll need 'a roofie,O',to ease ya MIND'S PAIN IN A FLASH,knowin you've taken 'a loss,boy!'and PARADIN' WIT PAN!/ Source

You know, this bar is great. And maybe I'm just too dense to get it. Buuuut, what is a roofie O, exactly? An ounce of roofie? A roofie orgasm? Bad wording? I just can't decide. Either way, one of your best bars without a doubt.

folks ask me,'yo ILL, how do you DOMINATE SO LARGE?'or TOP THE GREATS IN CHARGE,well,once I OPT TO TAKE A SPAR,'their over in each round',like i OPERATE A CAR thats ON THE SCAPE OF MARS!/(our rover) Source

Actual fact. My first question after reading this bar? "How do you dominate so large, Illokwent?"

STOP THIS CLAIM,YOU HARD..he's best described as a 'cunt, age is extreme' so if anyone thinks 'Coff is terrible',its OFF A CASE OF S.A.R.S!/(contagious) Source

This smooth, grammatical readability is what really sets you apart, Illo. Absolutely.



You fucking suck, dog. This is your MOST RECENT WORK. How can you be proud of this trash, you fucking mark????