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The RhymeSmoke Memorial Essay Competition
LetsBeef.com presents
In association with Fanfiction.net
The RhymeSmoke Memorial Essay Competition
In memory of beloved site member RhymeSmoke, Letsbeef.com will be running the RhymeSmoke Memorial Essay Competition. Any users wishing to continue RhymeSmoke's legacy with thought-provoking essays (or documentary podcast series) about staff corruption on Letsbeef are invited to enter.
Rules:
All essays must include at least five paragraphs, none of which may logically relate to one another. Any essays in a plain font or legible text colour will not be considered. Essayists will also be marked down for correct spelling, punctuation and grammar, and for not including the word "Yatzee" at least once per line.
Essays should focus on accusations of staff corruption and abuse of the Letsbeef.com rules. It is important that no actual understanding of real Letsbeef.com policies is included.
Members may instead enter a documentary podcast series if they so wish. All podcasts should be entitled, presented and spoken about as if they are diss tracks, but actually just include incoherent rambling directed at a particular person.
All submissions should be sent to Manhattan's inbox by 11:59PM EST on 1/32/2021.
Prizes:
The winning entry will receive a sarcastic two-line response from Letsbeef.com moderator and Hall of Famer Manhattan, to which they will have the exciting opportunity to reply with another short story or essay criticising Manhattan for spending so much time writing to them on the forums.
To all competitors, good luck and YATZEE!
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The RhymeSmoke Memorial Essay Competition
LetsBeef.com presents
In association with Fanfiction.net
The RhymeSmoke Memorial Essay Competition
In memory of beloved site member RhymeSmoke, Letsbeef.com will be running the RhymeSmoke Memorial Essay Competition. Any users wishing to continue RhymeSmoke's legacy with thought-provoking essays (or documentary podcast series) about staff corruption on Letsbeef are invited to enter.
Rules:
All essays must include at least five paragraphs, none of which may logically relate to one another. Any essays in a plain font or legible text colour will not be considered. Essayists will also be marked down for correct spelling, punctuation and grammar, and for not including the word "Yatzee" at least once per line.
Essays should focus on accusations of staff corruption and abuse of the Letsbeef.com rules. It is important that no actual understanding of real Letsbeef.com policies is included.
Members may instead enter a documentary podcast series if they so wish. All podcasts should be entitled, presented and spoken about as if they are diss tracks, but actually just include incoherent rambling directed at a particular person.
All submissions should be sent to Manhattan's inbox by 11:59PM EST on 1/32/2021.
Prizes:
The winning entry will receive a sarcastic two-line response from Letsbeef.com moderator and Hall of Famer Manhattan, to which they will have the exciting opportunity to reply with another short story or essay criticising Manhattan for spending so much time writing to them on the forums.
To all competitors, good luck and YATZEE!
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01-27-2021, 06:58 PM
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Clearly jacked my chatbox idea.
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Clearly jacked my chatbox idea.
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I'm looking forward to everyone's submissions. Please make sure you type with as many grammatical errors as possible. Preferably in all caps.
Bonus points if you
- Make a video smoking weed in a tiny shed while it's freezing cold outside.
- Know how to bypass IP Addressors.
- Can't spell Yahtzee.
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I'm looking forward to everyone's submissions. Please make sure you type with as many grammatical errors as possible. Preferably in all caps.
Bonus points if you
- Make a video smoking weed in a tiny shed while it's freezing cold outside.
- Know how to bypass IP Addressors.
- Can't spell Yahtzee.
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If I make the video n the shed... do I have to have a crooked ass scrawny Mf blunt too?!?!
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If I make the video n the shed... do I have to have a crooked ass scrawny Mf blunt too?!?!
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~NICE TRY FUCKBOY~
NOTICE NOBODY REPLIED... YOU FUCKIN TWATS....
AND FUNNY HOW YOU HAD MY BACK PEE PEE UNTIL I WAS GONE...YOU FAKE FUCK..
SEE YALL CORNBALLS ARE THE REASON FOR THE DOWNFALL OF LB...BUT IM BACK TO STRAIGHTEN OUT WHATS TWISTED.
DUCK SEASON IS OFFICIALLY OPEN!
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~NICE TRY FUCKBOY~
NOTICE NOBODY REPLIED... YOU FUCKIN TWATS....
AND FUNNY HOW YOU HAD MY BACK PEE PEE UNTIL I WAS GONE...YOU FAKE FUCK..
SEE YALL CORNBALLS ARE THE REASON FOR THE DOWNFALL OF LB...BUT IM BACK TO STRAIGHTEN OUT WHATS TWISTED.
DUCK SEASON IS OFFICIALLY OPEN!
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I can't remember how I came up with this concept but I did.
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03-27-2021, 06:01 PM
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I can't remember how I came up with this concept but I did.
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wtf???
Quote:
Originally Posted by Champion EtH
I can't remember how I came in manhattans face... but I did.
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wtf???
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I can't remember how I came in manhattans face... but I did.
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Stfu you fat cunt id smash you
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03-27-2021, 06:25 PM
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Stfu you fat cunt id smash you
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HERES AN IDEA
I GOT AN IDEA....MAYBE IF YALL DICK RIDERS SPENT MORE TIME FIXING THE SITE INSTEAD OF "TRYIN" TO BE BULLIES (CAUSE YALL AINT GOOD AT IT)....MAYBE...JUST MAYBE, THE SITE WOULD BE ACTIVE AND STAY ACTIVE. PEOPLE ARE SIGNING UP, REALIZING IT SUCKS, AND NEVER LOGGING IN AGAIN.
OR HOW ABOUT YOU MODS AND YOUR PUSSY FOLLOWERS TRY YOUR HANDS AT ACTUALLY DROPPIN SOME BATTLES, OR VOTES, OR HELPIN OUT THE NEW MEMBERS, OR EVEN GREETING NEW MEMBERS SO THEY STICK AROUND...
BUT NAH...YALL TOO BUSY CIRCLE JERKIN. FUCKIN SCUMBAGS!!
IM NOT BACK MORE THAN AN HOUR AND IM TELLIN YALL HOW TO DO YOUR JOB...LIKE CLEARING OUT THOSE BATTLES WITH NO VOCALS...SMH
YOU GIRLS ARE FUCKING JOKES...
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HERES AN IDEA
I GOT AN IDEA....MAYBE IF YALL DICK RIDERS SPENT MORE TIME FIXING THE SITE INSTEAD OF "TRYIN" TO BE BULLIES (CAUSE YALL AINT GOOD AT IT)....MAYBE...JUST MAYBE, THE SITE WOULD BE ACTIVE AND STAY ACTIVE. PEOPLE ARE SIGNING UP, REALIZING IT SUCKS, AND NEVER LOGGING IN AGAIN.
OR HOW ABOUT YOU MODS AND YOUR PUSSY FOLLOWERS TRY YOUR HANDS AT ACTUALLY DROPPIN SOME BATTLES, OR VOTES, OR HELPIN OUT THE NEW MEMBERS, OR EVEN GREETING NEW MEMBERS SO THEY STICK AROUND...
BUT NAH...YALL TOO BUSY CIRCLE JERKIN. FUCKIN SCUMBAGS!!
IM NOT BACK MORE THAN AN HOUR AND IM TELLIN YALL HOW TO DO YOUR JOB...LIKE CLEARING OUT THOSE BATTLES WITH NO VOCALS...SMH
YOU GIRLS ARE FUCKING JOKES...
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rhymemoke? why?
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