LetsBeef.com presents
In association with Fanfiction.net
The RhymeSmoke Memorial Essay Competition
In memory of beloved site member RhymeSmoke, Letsbeef.com will be running the RhymeSmoke Memorial Essay Competition. Any users wishing to continue RhymeSmoke's legacy with thought-provoking essays (or documentary podcast series) about staff corruption on Letsbeef are invited to enter.
Rules:
All essays must include at least five paragraphs, none of which may logically relate to one another. Any essays in a plain font or legible text colour will not be considered. Essayists will also be marked down for correct spelling, punctuation and grammar, and for not including the word "Yatzee" at least once per line.
Essays should focus on accusations of staff corruption and abuse of the Letsbeef.com rules. It is important that no actual understanding of real Letsbeef.com policies is included.
Members may instead enter a documentary podcast series if they so wish. All podcasts should be entitled, presented and spoken about as if they are diss tracks, but actually just include incoherent rambling directed at a particular person.
All submissions should be sent to Manhattan's inbox by 11:59PM EST on 1/32/2021.
Prizes:
The winning entry will receive a sarcastic two-line response from Letsbeef.com moderator and Hall of Famer Manhattan, to which they will have the exciting opportunity to reply with another short story or essay criticising Manhattan for spending so much time writing to them on the forums.
LetsBeef.com presents
In association with Fanfiction.net
The RhymeSmoke Memorial Essay Competition
In memory of beloved site member RhymeSmoke, Letsbeef.com will be running the RhymeSmoke Memorial Essay Competition. Any users wishing to continue RhymeSmoke's legacy with thought-provoking essays (or documentary podcast series) about staff corruption on Letsbeef are invited to enter.
Rules:
All essays must include at least five paragraphs, none of which may logically relate to one another. Any essays in a plain font or legible text colour will not be considered. Essayists will also be marked down for correct spelling, punctuation and grammar, and for not including the word "Yatzee" at least once per line.
Essays should focus on accusations of staff corruption and abuse of the Letsbeef.com rules. It is important that no actual understanding of real Letsbeef.com policies is included.
Members may instead enter a documentary podcast series if they so wish. All podcasts should be entitled, presented and spoken about as if they are diss tracks, but actually just include incoherent rambling directed at a particular person.
All submissions should be sent to Manhattan's inbox by 11:59PM EST on 1/32/2021.
Prizes:
The winning entry will receive a sarcastic two-line response from Letsbeef.com moderator and Hall of Famer Manhattan, to which they will have the exciting opportunity to reply with another short story or essay criticising Manhattan for spending so much time writing to them on the forums.
I'm looking forward to everyone's submissions. Please make sure you type with as many grammatical errors as possible. Preferably in all caps.
Bonus points if you
- Make a video smoking weed in a tiny shed while it's freezing cold outside.
- Know how to bypass IP Addressors.
- Can't spell Yahtzee.
I'm looking forward to everyone's submissions. Please make sure you type with as many grammatical errors as possible. Preferably in all caps.
Bonus points if you
- Make a video smoking weed in a tiny shed while it's freezing cold outside.
- Know how to bypass IP Addressors.
- Can't spell Yahtzee.
AND FUNNY HOW YOU HAD MY BACK PEE PEE UNTIL I WAS GONE...YOU FAKE FUCK..
Lol its not like we weren't openly beefing before you got yourself banned again
Anyway I don't actually run the discord, you'd need to ask a Discord Moderator (I will ask them for you but harassing me about it won't fix the problem)
Glad to have you back tho, things just weren't the same
AND FUNNY HOW YOU HAD MY BACK PEE PEE UNTIL I WAS GONE...YOU FAKE FUCK..
Lol its not like we weren't openly beefing before you got yourself banned again
Anyway I don't actually run the discord, you'd need to ask a Discord Moderator (I will ask them for you but harassing me about it won't fix the problem)
Glad to have you back tho, things just weren't the same
Lol its not like we weren't openly beefing before you got yourself banned again
Anyway I don't actually run the discord, you'd need to ask a Discord Moderator (I will ask them for you but harassing me about it won't fix the problem)
Glad to have you back tho, things just weren't the same
SO EVEN THOUGH IM SUPER BAKED RIGHT NOW OFF SOME KUSH 8 BUDDER HASH ROSIN...UHHHHHH....LOL
IM A LITTLE CONFUSED..YOU BASICALLY SAYIN WHAT I SAID BUT IN YOUR GEEK TYPE OF WAY...WE WEREN'T BEEFING BEFORE I GOT BANNED...
YET IM NOT TYPING IN A DEATH MEMORIAL THREAD THAT YOU MADE, RIGHT AFTER I GOT BANNED BY THAT TWAT...
ALL I DID WAS GET BANNED. IT AINT EVEN LIKE I LOST ANY OF MY BATTLES...WOULD OF BEEN 20-0 IF SHE DIDNT GIVE ME AUTO LOSSES ON BATTLES I CLEARLY FUCKIN WON(HATIN ASS PUSSY ASS BITCH!)
NOW I DIDNT REALLY READ YA POST IN HERE. BUT HOW IS THIS NOT MAJORLY POPPING SHIT?
YOU ACTUALLY PUT EFFORT INTO IT LIKE I DO....BUT STILL FUCKIN FAILED...BUT WTF IS UP WITH THAT? IDK WHY YOU DID IT? BUT MAYBE YOU FELT YOU HAD TO DO IT? BECAUSE IM PRIMARILY BEEFING WITH STAFF AND A FEW OF HER BUTT BUDDIES?
WHATEVER THE CASE...THIS THE TYPE SHIT THAT WOULD MAKE ME 50 TO JAH RULE YOU..
BUT YOU SEEM TO BE SAYIN YOU AINT GOT NO ISSUES, BUT THIS THREAD AINT DOIN TOO MUCH TO BACK THAT UP... LOOKS LIKE DISCORD IS FIXED. AND WHAT CHU MEAN? DISCORD IS MONITORED SEPARATELY FORM LETSBEEF? OR IS THAT THING I GOT ISSUES WITH? AND WHO RUNS..NVM IMA MAKE ANOTHER THREAD. GOT ME IN A THREAD LIKE I DIED...FUCKED UP..SMH
Lol its not like we weren't openly beefing before you got yourself banned again
Anyway I don't actually run the discord, you'd need to ask a Discord Moderator (I will ask them for you but harassing me about it won't fix the problem)
Glad to have you back tho, things just weren't the same
SO EVEN THOUGH IM SUPER BAKED RIGHT NOW OFF SOME KUSH 8 BUDDER HASH ROSIN...UHHHHHH....LOL
IM A LITTLE CONFUSED..YOU BASICALLY SAYIN WHAT I SAID BUT IN YOUR GEEK TYPE OF WAY...WE WEREN'T BEEFING BEFORE I GOT BANNED...
YET IM NOT TYPING IN A DEATH MEMORIAL THREAD THAT YOU MADE, RIGHT AFTER I GOT BANNED BY THAT TWAT...
ALL I DID WAS GET BANNED. IT AINT EVEN LIKE I LOST ANY OF MY BATTLES...WOULD OF BEEN 20-0 IF SHE DIDNT GIVE ME AUTO LOSSES ON BATTLES I CLEARLY FUCKIN WON(HATIN ASS PUSSY ASS BITCH!)
NOW I DIDNT REALLY READ YA POST IN HERE. BUT HOW IS THIS NOT MAJORLY POPPING SHIT?
YOU ACTUALLY PUT EFFORT INTO IT LIKE I DO....BUT STILL FUCKIN FAILED...BUT WTF IS UP WITH THAT? IDK WHY YOU DID IT? BUT MAYBE YOU FELT YOU HAD TO DO IT? BECAUSE IM PRIMARILY BEEFING WITH STAFF AND A FEW OF HER BUTT BUDDIES?
WHATEVER THE CASE...THIS THE TYPE SHIT THAT WOULD MAKE ME 50 TO JAH RULE YOU..
BUT YOU SEEM TO BE SAYIN YOU AINT GOT NO ISSUES, BUT THIS THREAD AINT DOIN TOO MUCH TO BACK THAT UP... LOOKS LIKE DISCORD IS FIXED. AND WHAT CHU MEAN? DISCORD IS MONITORED SEPARATELY FORM LETSBEEF? OR IS THAT THING I GOT ISSUES WITH? AND WHO RUNS..NVM IMA MAKE ANOTHER THREAD. GOT ME IN A THREAD LIKE I DIED...FUCKED UP..SMH
Clearly I was too complex so I’ll spell it out simply:
1. We had beef before you got banned
2. Then you got banned and I made a thread joking about your long posts in weird colours and fonts
3. Then a month later you came back to reply to that thread with a long post in weird colours and fonts
SO NOW THAT I KNOW THAT NOT ONLY ARE YOU DUMB AS FUCK IN GENERAL. BUT YOU ARE DUMB ENOUGH TO TRY AND FLIP IT LIKE MY INTELLECT IS ABOVE AND BEYOND YALL CELLER DWELLERS. ANYTHING YALL TWATS DO...I DO 1000 TIMES BETTER, AND THATS JUST WHAT YALL CAN BARELY DO. BECAUSE I GUARANTEE YALL AINT MASTERING ANYTHING IN YALL LIVES, NOT EVEN ON THIS SITE. I MASTER EVERYTHING...AND THATS REAL TALK...ITS ONLY SHIT TALK WHEN IT AINT TRUE...BITCHES!!!
DOGGY...YOU AINT HAVE NO ISSUES WITH ME. SO WHY YOU FRONTIN SON? WHO YOU TRYIN TO PROVE SOMETHIN TOO? NOBODY GIVES A FUCK BRO!
JUST KEEP IT REAL...YOU WAS DOING EVERYTHING I TOLD YOU TO DO..LIKE MY LIL SERVANT BITCH. YOU UNBANNED AN ALLEGED MULITIACCOUNT THAT I WAS WAS SUPPOSEDLY VOTING FOR MYSELF WITH, (BECAUSE YOU KNEW THAT PUSSY MANAHATTAN BAN WAS FRAUDULENT) AND YOU FIXED EVERYTHING I TOLD YOU TO FIX, WITH THE "NIGGA" OPEN BATTLES, WHEN DISCORD WAS FUCKED UP FOR ME LAST TIME..YOU WAS MY LIL BITCH THEN RIGHT?
AND YOU NEVER POPPED ANY SHIT, WHILE I STAYED STEADY CLOWING YOUR FELLOW STAFF. YOU AINT SAY SHIT...AT ALL!! AND NOW I KNOW ITS BECAUSE YOU'RE EITHER A FUCKIN COWARD OR A FRAUD.
BECAUSE YOUR SUPPOSED "BEEF" DIDNT POP OFF UNTIL AFTER I WAS BANNED...SO HOW IS THAT EVEN BEEF? AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU ANYWAY TO BEEF WITH? YOU DON'T EVEN RAP...PROLLY DONT EVEN LISTEN TO RAP...NONE OF DO! WHY AM I EVEN BOTHERING WITH YOU? OH...BECAUSE I FUCKIN CAN! AND I ALWAYS WILL!
AND FUNNY YOU SAYIN BECAUSE I CLICK 3 BUTTONS REAL QUICK TO CHANGE SIZE AND COLOR OF MY TEXT IS WEIRD? HOW ABOUT THE 1000 BUTONS, EDITING, AND TIME YOU PUT INTO FOR MY "MEMORIAL" IN YOUR FIRST POST IN THIS FUCKIN THREAD?...YOU DUMB FUCK!... SERIOUSLY ARE YALL THAT DUMB?
AND AGAIN EVEN THE BITCHES I STAY CLOWIN DIDNT REPLY TO YOUR CORNY TRY AT BEING FUNNY...BECAUSE THEY KNEW....YOU MADE A STUPID MOVE..IM DONE WITH YOU FOR NOW... BECAUSE I ACTUALLY BACK UP MY SHIT TALK WITH ACTUAL "RAPPING" AND "BATTLING"...ON A RAP BATTLE SITE..
ONE YASELF YOU COWARD! ☝
Clearly I was too complex so I’ll spell it out simply:
1. We had beef before you got banned
2. Then you got banned and I made a thread joking about your long posts in weird colours and fonts
3. Then a month later you came back to reply to that thread with a long post in weird colours and fonts
SO NOW THAT I KNOW THAT NOT ONLY ARE YOU DUMB AS FUCK IN GENERAL. BUT YOU ARE DUMB ENOUGH TO TRY AND FLIP IT LIKE MY INTELLECT IS ABOVE AND BEYOND YALL CELLER DWELLERS. ANYTHING YALL TWATS DO...I DO 1000 TIMES BETTER, AND THATS JUST WHAT YALL CAN BARELY DO. BECAUSE I GUARANTEE YALL AINT MASTERING ANYTHING IN YALL LIVES, NOT EVEN ON THIS SITE. I MASTER EVERYTHING...AND THATS REAL TALK...ITS ONLY SHIT TALK WHEN IT AINT TRUE...BITCHES!!!
DOGGY...YOU AINT HAVE NO ISSUES WITH ME. SO WHY YOU FRONTIN SON? WHO YOU TRYIN TO PROVE SOMETHIN TOO? NOBODY GIVES A FUCK BRO!
JUST KEEP IT REAL...YOU WAS DOING EVERYTHING I TOLD YOU TO DO..LIKE MY LIL SERVANT BITCH. YOU UNBANNED AN ALLEGED MULITIACCOUNT THAT I WAS WAS SUPPOSEDLY VOTING FOR MYSELF WITH, (BECAUSE YOU KNEW THAT PUSSY MANAHATTAN BAN WAS FRAUDULENT) AND YOU FIXED EVERYTHING I TOLD YOU TO FIX, WITH THE "NIGGA" OPEN BATTLES, WHEN DISCORD WAS FUCKED UP FOR ME LAST TIME..YOU WAS MY LIL BITCH THEN RIGHT?
AND YOU NEVER POPPED ANY SHIT, WHILE I STAYED STEADY CLOWING YOUR FELLOW STAFF. YOU AINT SAY SHIT...AT ALL!! AND NOW I KNOW ITS BECAUSE YOU'RE EITHER A FUCKIN COWARD OR A FRAUD.
BECAUSE YOUR SUPPOSED "BEEF" DIDNT POP OFF UNTIL AFTER I WAS BANNED...SO HOW IS THAT EVEN BEEF? AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU ANYWAY TO BEEF WITH? YOU DON'T EVEN RAP...PROLLY DONT EVEN LISTEN TO RAP...NONE OF DO! WHY AM I EVEN BOTHERING WITH YOU? OH...BECAUSE I FUCKIN CAN! AND I ALWAYS WILL!
AND FUNNY YOU SAYIN BECAUSE I CLICK 3 BUTTONS REAL QUICK TO CHANGE SIZE AND COLOR OF MY TEXT IS WEIRD? HOW ABOUT THE 1000 BUTONS, EDITING, AND TIME YOU PUT INTO FOR MY "MEMORIAL" IN YOUR FIRST POST IN THIS FUCKIN THREAD?...YOU DUMB FUCK!... SERIOUSLY ARE YALL THAT DUMB?
AND AGAIN EVEN THE BITCHES I STAY CLOWIN DIDNT REPLY TO YOUR CORNY TRY AT BEING FUNNY...BECAUSE THEY KNEW....YOU MADE A STUPID MOVE..IM DONE WITH YOU FOR NOW... BECAUSE I ACTUALLY BACK UP MY SHIT TALK WITH ACTUAL "RAPPING" AND "BATTLING"...ON A RAP BATTLE SITE..
ONE YASELF YOU COWARD! ☝
Last edited by RhymeSmoke; 03-29-2021 at 09:02 AM.
The RhymeSmoke Memorial Essay Competition
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