Aight, Some Truths about Moderators 10 List

[RhetoriK]

Things Mods Can Do:

1- Help by taking a look at battles, voting fairly, and putting on events.
2- Fix minor site issues
3- Not care what ANY member thinks about us. We got a job to do.
4- Genuinely be passionate about our duties and the site.
5- DELETE Glitched battles.
6- Disagree with each other. We're all here for a good reason. There's a thousand ways to do things and we all want a say.
7- Allow you to kiss our asses, but trust.. we won't love you any more afterwards.
8- Help you out lyrically. I don't think there's a mod that doesn't specialize in at least one area that the site encompasses
9- Remove your bitchass from the site if you choose to act one -_-
10 - Repeat 1-9

Things Mods Cannot Do:

1- Make you suck less at rhyming/rapping/whatever
2- Ban/Block other mods for you OR play messenger pigeon to the admins.
3- Reverse battles you got beat in OR make you feel any better about losing.
4- Listen to your ramblings about writers block
4.5- Delete your fucking account, fix your past. Or put emcees on profiles. Fuck!
5- Give you someones IP address so you can stalk them
6- Give you Mind Fuck or Rain's connect's number
7- See in someones elses PM Inbox so you can snitch on them
8- Believe that your brother's half-sister's cousin twice removed lives with you and just so happens to log onto you account and votes for your excessively on every battle
9- Repair/Fix/Remove bitchassness IN GENERAL.
10 - [Insert your reasons here]

[RhetoriK]

Things Mods Can Do:

1- Help by taking a look at battles, voting fairly, and putting on events.
2- Fix minor site issues
3- Not care what ANY member thinks about us. We got a job to do.
4- Genuinely be passionate about our duties and the site.
5- DELETE Glitched battles.
6- Disagree with each other. We're all here for a good reason. There's a thousand ways to do things and we all want a say.
7- Allow you to kiss our asses, but trust.. we won't love you any more afterwards.
8- Help you out lyrically. I don't think there's a mod that doesn't specialize in at least one area that the site encompasses
9- Remove your bitchass from the site if you choose to act one -_-
10 - Repeat 1-9

Things Mods Cannot Do:

1- Make you suck less at rhyming/rapping/whatever
2- Ban/Block other mods for you OR play messenger pigeon to the admins.
3- Reverse battles you got beat in OR make you feel any better about losing.
4- Listen to your ramblings about writers block
4.5- Delete your fucking account, fix your past. Or put emcees on profiles. Fuck!
5- Give you someones IP address so you can stalk them
6- Give you Mind Fuck or Rain's connect's number
7- See in someones elses PM Inbox so you can snitch on them
8- Believe that your brother's half-sister's cousin twice removed lives with you and just so happens to log onto you account and votes for your excessively on every battle
9- Repair/Fix/Remove bitchassness IN GENERAL.
10 - [Insert your reasons here]