Fashion

Firstly, I'm a man, so fashion isn't even a word in my vocabulary. I see a few of you guys talking about your Louis Viton polos and Ralph Lauren shirts. Fuck off and put your tampons in your Gucci bag you pole blowers.

But anyways, so today I go into another town. I'm generally stuck in this little dead end shithole of a town, so this other small irish town was somewhat of my cultural tour for the day.

I have to ask, why the FUCK has happened to men?

Red skinny jeans. WHAT? What man wear's red jeans, or skinny jeans...let alone combines them?

High t-shirt sleeves and ridiculously low necked t-shirts. Are you showing off your fucking cleavage? These guys should be ashamed of their pre-pubescent hairless chests, not proud of it.

And hair styles. These cunts have more product in their hair than Scarface had up his nose. Shit like slicked to a side parting, with that little side parting line shaved in for more faggoty effect.

I just don't understand how this is what "trends" is about. How come the general 2013 idea of being "trendy" is men cross dressing?

Fuck this world. I need Bill and Ted's phonebox or some shit.

Firstly, I'm a man, so fashion isn't even a word in my vocabulary. I see a few of you guys talking about your Louis Viton polos and Ralph Lauren shirts. Fuck off and put your tampons in your Gucci bag you pole blowers.

But anyways, so today I go into another town. I'm generally stuck in this little dead end shithole of a town, so this other small irish town was somewhat of my cultural tour for the day.

I have to ask, why the FUCK has happened to men?

Red skinny jeans. WHAT? What man wear's red jeans, or skinny jeans...let alone combines them?

High t-shirt sleeves and ridiculously low necked t-shirts. Are you showing off your fucking cleavage? These guys should be ashamed of their pre-pubescent hairless chests, not proud of it.

And hair styles. These cunts have more product in their hair than Scarface had up his nose. Shit like slicked to a side parting, with that little side parting line shaved in for more faggoty effect.

I just don't understand how this is what "trends" is about. How come the general 2013 idea of being "trendy" is men cross dressing?

Fuck this world. I need Bill and Ted's phonebox or some shit.