Fuck Canada...
yall gotta stop with the whole maple syrup, mullet hairstyle, jerking off to hockey, no crime having, socialist lifestyle.
if you asked every American which qualities they would like in a country, they would undoubtedly mirror the qualities of Canada....
..that being said...not one single American would move to Canada if you spotted us a house, car, job, wife, and two adorable kids...
in fact...fuck all other countries at this point...stop swaggerjacking our shit and please cut the 'america is stupid, fat, and lazy' shit....
in actuality...America is all three of those things...yet still has..and will continue to manage to be far superior to you...
fuck the world, son
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