Have you ever pissed in/on a female

Originally Posted by DJ Denton

From a scientific standpoint. During sexual intercourse your body releases a hormone that disables you from pissing so semen can travel through your urinary tract unaffected by anything that would cause it to become infertile. That is why after some sex sessions you feel the need to piss. So no worries It is physically impossible to urinate in a female without actually trying to do so. For example, waiting to pee, clinching your urinary tract shut with your fingers and then shoving it in some prostitute (for your case) while obviously having a hard on.

Completely co-sign this. Trying to pee with a hard-on is pretty much impossible and when you try it's fucking painful. Certainly not something you'd want to do. Pulse's story is BS as usual. I'm actually agreeing with @RULE now I think Pulse is a virgin, which I wouldn't GAF about if he stopped chatting shit xD

Originally Posted by Just C

pulse a definate god, he'll kneck several shots, then get in bed with ya mom to start sexin her soft with his ron jeremy cock...nughghghg

ROFL.

Originally Posted by DJ Denton

From a scientific standpoint. During sexual intercourse your body releases a hormone that disables you from pissing so semen can travel through your urinary tract unaffected by anything that would cause it to become infertile. That is why after some sex sessions you feel the need to piss. So no worries It is physically impossible to urinate in a female without actually trying to do so. For example, waiting to pee, clinching your urinary tract shut with your fingers and then shoving it in some prostitute (for your case) while obviously having a hard on.

Completely co-sign this. Trying to pee with a hard-on is pretty much impossible and when you try it's fucking painful. Certainly not something you'd want to do. Pulse's story is BS as usual. I'm actually agreeing with @RULE now I think Pulse is a virgin, which I wouldn't GAF about if he stopped chatting shit xD

Originally Posted by Just C

pulse a definate god, he'll kneck several shots, then get in bed with ya mom to start sexin her soft with his ron jeremy cock...nughghghg

ROFL.