Brits Have Bigger Penises [FACT]

Originally Posted by Indonesia

i'm still bigger than the chinese

You're still bigger than @V3numb

Originally Posted by Indonesia

i'm still bigger than the chinese

You're still bigger than @V3numb

Originally Posted by Nicholas

You're still bigger than @V3numb

Lmaooo

Originally Posted by Nicholas

You're still bigger than @V3numb

Lmaooo

Derren Brown is gay? That sucks, he used to be cool.

Also Dynamo is no fucking magician. He's solid with card tricks, but other than that he rips off Chris Angel and sets up his scenes. There's a dude exposing it on youtube. He changes someone's tattoo because they have drawn on make up on them which he simply rubs off. He puts someones Iphone into a bottle, and when you slow down the camera he uses insane slight of hand to throw the bottle into his jacket and get another bottle from the guy behind him. Still leaves the "How did he know the phone colour?" and "How did he ring it after words?" questions which are where his bullshit is.

Derren Brown is gay? That sucks, he used to be cool.

Also Dynamo is no fucking magician. He's solid with card tricks, but other than that he rips off Chris Angel and sets up his scenes. There's a dude exposing it on youtube. He changes someone's tattoo because they have drawn on make up on them which he simply rubs off. He puts someones Iphone into a bottle, and when you slow down the camera he uses insane slight of hand to throw the bottle into his jacket and get another bottle from the guy behind him. Still leaves the "How did he know the phone colour?" and "How did he ring it after words?" questions which are where his bullshit is.

Originally Posted by Nicholas

We have bigger penises on average than you Americans.

BUT don't threat. @Indonesia has a smaller penis than everyone.

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073


Before someone makes the joke "Why were you looking this up?" I wasn't, I follow Derren Brown (Famous Gay Magician) and he posted this up as part of a joke.

*fret

Originally Posted by Nicholas

We have bigger penises on average than you Americans.

BUT don't threat. @Indonesia has a smaller penis than everyone.

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073


Before someone makes the joke "Why were you looking this up?" I wasn't, I follow Derren Brown (Famous Gay Magician) and he posted this up as part of a joke.

*fret

[MaCc Da G0D]

Either This Is They GAYEST Thread Ever Or Either Im @Mokane And UOENOIT...

(Laughs Interminably)

[MaCc Da G0D]

Either This Is They GAYEST Thread Ever Or Either Im @Mokane And UOENOIT...

(Laughs Interminably)

[V3numb]

Originally Posted by Nicholas

You're still bigger than @V3numb

im not Chinese tho..

[V3numb]

Originally Posted by Nicholas

You're still bigger than @V3numb

im not Chinese tho..

Originally Posted by EtH

Derren Brown is gay? That sucks, he used to be cool.

Also Dynamo is no fucking magician. He's solid with card tricks, but other than that he rips off Chris Angel and sets up his scenes. There's a dude exposing it on youtube. He changes someone's tattoo because they have drawn on make up on them which he simply rubs off. He puts someones Iphone into a bottle, and when you slow down the camera he uses insane slight of hand to throw the bottle into his jacket and get another bottle from the guy behind him. Still leaves the "How did he know the phone colour?" and "How did he ring it after words?" questions which are where his bullshit is.

Derren Brown is still cool, fuck outta here with your homophobia. I love gay people.

I'll look that Dynamo stuff up, sounds interesting.

Originally Posted by ~MaCc Duh GOD~

Either This Is They GAYEST Thread Ever Or Either Im @Mokane And UOENOIT...

(Laughs Interminably)

UOENOIT?.... I don't think I even want to know what that means.

Originally Posted by V3numb

im not Chinese tho..

You're all the same to me.












I'm kidding lol, where are you from? I know you're asian and most of the asian countries have the smallest averages.

Originally Posted by EtH

Derren Brown is gay? That sucks, he used to be cool.

Also Dynamo is no fucking magician. He's solid with card tricks, but other than that he rips off Chris Angel and sets up his scenes. There's a dude exposing it on youtube. He changes someone's tattoo because they have drawn on make up on them which he simply rubs off. He puts someones Iphone into a bottle, and when you slow down the camera he uses insane slight of hand to throw the bottle into his jacket and get another bottle from the guy behind him. Still leaves the "How did he know the phone colour?" and "How did he ring it after words?" questions which are where his bullshit is.

Derren Brown is still cool, fuck outta here with your homophobia. I love gay people.

I'll look that Dynamo stuff up, sounds interesting.

Originally Posted by ~MaCc Duh GOD~

Either This Is They GAYEST Thread Ever Or Either Im @Mokane And UOENOIT...

(Laughs Interminably)

UOENOIT?.... I don't think I even want to know what that means.

Originally Posted by V3numb

im not Chinese tho..

You're all the same to me.












I'm kidding lol, where are you from? I know you're asian and most of the asian countries have the smallest averages.

Dynamo's problem is breaking the rules of reality. When it's a ridiculous trick, you can make a polo mint come out of your throat (complete Chris Angel jack). But when you're asking a random person for a glass bottle, and bending it in front of them, there isn't ANY explanation. There can be no secret hidden thing. He could switch the bottle, but he'd have to have the same type of bottle, which he wouldn't have been able to predict.

I loved the first season of Dynamo but that bullshit just gets to me. Like the butterflies on the wall. That same dude exposing him put up a regular picture from that high class pub, no cheap as fuck butterflies on the wall. As well as this, he shows one of the butterflies falling flat after a string clearly snaps. The entire trick was Dynamo or someone else simply pulling a string and making connected pieces of paper on a wall move. That isn't clever, intelligent or "magic", it's just a camera placement designed to get people watching.

Dynamo's problem is breaking the rules of reality. When it's a ridiculous trick, you can make a polo mint come out of your throat (complete Chris Angel jack). But when you're asking a random person for a glass bottle, and bending it in front of them, there isn't ANY explanation. There can be no secret hidden thing. He could switch the bottle, but he'd have to have the same type of bottle, which he wouldn't have been able to predict.

I loved the first season of Dynamo but that bullshit just gets to me. Like the butterflies on the wall. That same dude exposing him put up a regular picture from that high class pub, no cheap as fuck butterflies on the wall. As well as this, he shows one of the butterflies falling flat after a string clearly snaps. The entire trick was Dynamo or someone else simply pulling a string and making connected pieces of paper on a wall move. That isn't clever, intelligent or "magic", it's just a camera placement designed to get people watching.

[The Ghost of Freak]

Only a British person would make a compensatory thread about his dick being bigger on average than others... super lame.

Call Freud... tell him we caught a live one!

+ Cosign with @Agonize .

-FREAK-

[The Ghost of Freak]

Only a British person would make a compensatory thread about his dick being bigger on average than others... super lame.

Call Freud... tell him we caught a live one!

+ Cosign with @Agonize .

-FREAK-

Originally Posted by FREAK_MC ~RRR~

Only a British person would make a compensatory thread about his dick being bigger on average than others... super lame.

Call Freud... tell him we caught a live one!

+ Cosign with @Agonize .

-FREAK-

Little Dick Syndrome kicking in right now...

Originally Posted by EtH

Dynamo's problem is breaking the rules of reality. When it's a ridiculous trick, you can make a polo mint come out of your throat (complete Chris Angel jack). But when you're asking a random person for a glass bottle, and bending it in front of them, there isn't ANY explanation. There can be no secret hidden thing. He could switch the bottle, but he'd have to have the same type of bottle, which he wouldn't have been able to predict.

I loved the first season of Dynamo but that bullshit just gets to me. Like the butterflies on the wall. That same dude exposing him put up a regular picture from that high class pub, no cheap as fuck butterflies on the wall. As well as this, he shows one of the butterflies falling flat after a string clearly snaps. The entire trick was Dynamo or someone else simply pulling a string and making connected pieces of paper on a wall move. That isn't clever, intelligent or "magic", it's just a camera placement designed to get people watching.

Link us to this EtH.

Originally Posted by FREAK_MC ~RRR~

Only a British person would make a compensatory thread about his dick being bigger on average than others... super lame.

Call Freud... tell him we caught a live one!

+ Cosign with @Agonize .

-FREAK-

Little Dick Syndrome kicking in right now...

Originally Posted by EtH

Dynamo's problem is breaking the rules of reality. When it's a ridiculous trick, you can make a polo mint come out of your throat (complete Chris Angel jack). But when you're asking a random person for a glass bottle, and bending it in front of them, there isn't ANY explanation. There can be no secret hidden thing. He could switch the bottle, but he'd have to have the same type of bottle, which he wouldn't have been able to predict.

I loved the first season of Dynamo but that bullshit just gets to me. Like the butterflies on the wall. That same dude exposing him put up a regular picture from that high class pub, no cheap as fuck butterflies on the wall. As well as this, he shows one of the butterflies falling flat after a string clearly snaps. The entire trick was Dynamo or someone else simply pulling a string and making connected pieces of paper on a wall move. That isn't clever, intelligent or "magic", it's just a camera placement designed to get people watching.

Link us to this EtH.