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  #31  
Unread 09-04-2012, 04:12 PM
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@Mindless....lol

but forreal...you have a 9 year old slightly mentally disabled child. on his birthday, you surprise him by coming to school during his lunch to bring him a happy meal. upon your arrival, you see a 12 year old boy shove your son, causing him to drop his tray, you are approximately 10 feet away as this happens...

what do you honestly do?

btw...for you youngins, you are 30 years old in this scenario
If you want to know what the Hebrew Hammer would do then here's you answer.

I would calmly walk up to the 12 yr old boy and squat down so that we were at eye level and inform him of the hell that would rain down upon him if he ever laid a hand on my child again including the grand finale that includes stringing him up using his own intestines as rope so that he could be found swinging back and forth over the mutilated bodies of everyone he's ever loved with only his dog left alive so that it could feed on their corpses.


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Beat the shit out of the little cunt with the dinner tray.
I hope you have a passport because when I have kids I'm hiring you as the nanny.


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Id just start beating the shit out of my own retarded son in front of the bully. I'd beat him senseless and look up, point a bloody finger at the kid and scream "IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT!"

kid would never touch anyone ever again
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Unread 09-04-2012, 04:12 PM   #31
 
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Originally Posted by Krhyme Killz View Post
@Mindless....lol

but forreal...you have a 9 year old slightly mentally disabled child. on his birthday, you surprise him by coming to school during his lunch to bring him a happy meal. upon your arrival, you see a 12 year old boy shove your son, causing him to drop his tray, you are approximately 10 feet away as this happens...

what do you honestly do?

btw...for you youngins, you are 30 years old in this scenario
If you want to know what the Hebrew Hammer would do then here's you answer.

I would calmly walk up to the 12 yr old boy and squat down so that we were at eye level and inform him of the hell that would rain down upon him if he ever laid a hand on my child again including the grand finale that includes stringing him up using his own intestines as rope so that he could be found swinging back and forth over the mutilated bodies of everyone he's ever loved with only his dog left alive so that it could feed on their corpses.


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Beat the shit out of the little cunt with the dinner tray.
I hope you have a passport because when I have kids I'm hiring you as the nanny.


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Originally Posted by Shiny Face View Post
Id just start beating the shit out of my own retarded son in front of the bully. I'd beat him senseless and look up, point a bloody finger at the kid and scream "IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT!"

kid would never touch anyone ever again
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  #32  
Unread 09-04-2012, 04:30 PM
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Holy shit lol.....
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Unread 09-04-2012, 04:30 PM   #32
 
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Holy shit lol.....
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Unread 09-04-2012, 04:31 PM
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huey bodied this thread lmaooooo
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Unread 09-04-2012, 04:31 PM   #33
 
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huey bodied this thread lmaooooo
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you know I just recently found out my dog was a bitch ass nigga too on the real yesterday I feed him outside in a big dog bowl and went back in the house next thing I know the neighbors dog was eating his food and shitted in his bowl after they were done and my dog was just looking by a tree fuck that you aint getting back in the house!
yo this shit had me rolling
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you know I just recently found out my dog was a bitch ass nigga too on the real yesterday I feed him outside in a big dog bowl and went back in the house next thing I know the neighbors dog was eating his food and shitted in his bowl after they were done and my dog was just looking by a tree fuck that you aint getting back in the house!
yo this shit had me rolling
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