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Unread 01-08-2012, 07:48 PM
Krhyme Killz
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LMFAO. "Yeah they fucked in college! I couldn't believe it when I heard. It would be kinda cool though, if I had someone else who was up for it too..."
lmao...thats that grown man undercover asking technique


i swear yo my best friend asked a chick within 2 min how she felt about sucking balls and she laughed her ass off...

then he got them sucked that night
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Unread 01-08-2012, 07:48 PM   #1
 
Krhyme Killz
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LMFAO. "Yeah they fucked in college! I couldn't believe it when I heard. It would be kinda cool though, if I had someone else who was up for it too..."
lmao...thats that grown man undercover asking technique


i swear yo my best friend asked a chick within 2 min how she felt about sucking balls and she laughed her ass off...

then he got them sucked that night
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Unread 01-08-2012, 07:52 PM
Askari Askari is on FIRE! 10+ wins in a row!Askari is on FIRE! 10+ wins in a row!
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lmao...thats that grown man undercover asking technique


i swear yo my best friend asked a chick within 2 min how she felt about sucking balls and she laughed her ass off...

then he got them sucked that night
Haha, sounds like a hero IMO.

My best friend's favourite and most successful chat-up line to date - no word of a lie - is one simple word.


"Fingered?"


Something about the blatant, outrageous statements just makes 'em melt.

DISCLAIMER: These are the views of the characters and are not reflected by the author or any of his colleagues. The author takes no responsibility for any injuries sustained or jail sentences served for employing such pick-up techniques.
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Unread 01-08-2012, 07:52 PM   #2
 
Askari Askari is on FIRE! 10+ wins in a row!Askari is on FIRE! 10+ wins in a row!
Estimated Skill in Audio: 6.37/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.37/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.37/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.37/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.37/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.37/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.37/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.37/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.37/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.37/10 stars
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Originally Posted by Krhyme View Post
lmao...thats that grown man undercover asking technique


i swear yo my best friend asked a chick within 2 min how she felt about sucking balls and she laughed her ass off...

then he got them sucked that night
Haha, sounds like a hero IMO.

My best friend's favourite and most successful chat-up line to date - no word of a lie - is one simple word.


"Fingered?"


Something about the blatant, outrageous statements just makes 'em melt.

DISCLAIMER: These are the views of the characters and are not reflected by the author or any of his colleagues. The author takes no responsibility for any injuries sustained or jail sentences served for employing such pick-up techniques.
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Unread 01-08-2012, 08:02 PM
Ray Zeus
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Originally Posted by Askari View Post
Haha, sounds like a hero IMO.

My best friend's favourite and most successful chat-up line to date - no word of a lie - is one simple word.


"Fingered?"


Something about the blatant, outrageous statements just makes 'em melt.

DISCLAIMER: These are the views of the characters and are not reflected by the author or any of his colleagues. The author takes no responsibility for any injuries sustained or jail sentences served for employing such pick-up techniques.
lmao@that haha that chick is hoe though lmao
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Unread 01-08-2012, 08:02 PM   #3
 
Ray Zeus
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Originally Posted by Askari View Post
Haha, sounds like a hero IMO.

My best friend's favourite and most successful chat-up line to date - no word of a lie - is one simple word.


"Fingered?"


Something about the blatant, outrageous statements just makes 'em melt.

DISCLAIMER: These are the views of the characters and are not reflected by the author or any of his colleagues. The author takes no responsibility for any injuries sustained or jail sentences served for employing such pick-up techniques.
lmao@that haha that chick is hoe though lmao
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Unread 01-08-2012, 08:03 PM
Krhyme Killz
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Originally Posted by Askari View Post
Haha, sounds like a hero IMO.

My best friend's favourite and most successful chat-up line to date - no word of a lie - is one simple word.


"Fingered?"


Something about the blatant, outrageous statements just makes 'em melt.

DISCLAIMER: These are the views of the characters and are not reflected by the author or any of his colleagues. The author takes no responsibility for any injuries sustained or jail sentences served for employing such pick-up techniques.
lmfaoooo...its rare that i actually laugh out loud too...

man these girls around here would slap the shit outta me if i said that
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Unread 01-08-2012, 08:03 PM   #4
 
Krhyme Killz
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Haha, sounds like a hero IMO.

My best friend's favourite and most successful chat-up line to date - no word of a lie - is one simple word.


"Fingered?"


Something about the blatant, outrageous statements just makes 'em melt.

DISCLAIMER: These are the views of the characters and are not reflected by the author or any of his colleagues. The author takes no responsibility for any injuries sustained or jail sentences served for employing such pick-up techniques.
lmfaoooo...its rare that i actually laugh out loud too...

man these girls around here would slap the shit outta me if i said that
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Unread 01-08-2012, 08:05 PM
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lmfaoooo...its rare that i actually laugh out loud too...

man these girls around here would slap the shit outta me if i said that

Your dumb yo ..... Girls love it when your being forward
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lmfaoooo...its rare that i actually laugh out loud too...

man these girls around here would slap the shit outta me if i said that

Your dumb yo ..... Girls love it when your being forward
 
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Unread 01-08-2012, 08:06 PM
Ray Zeus
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Your dumb yo ..... Girls love that shit
Correction: Hoes love that shit... lol
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Ray Zeus
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Unread 01-08-2012, 08:13 PM
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Alll women are skanks man


if a girl said she didnt like sex (It never happened yet) that'd be all the proof i need to call her a lying bitch
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Alll women are skanks man


if a girl said she didnt like sex (It never happened yet) that'd be all the proof i need to call her a lying bitch
 
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Unread 01-08-2012, 08:19 PM
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Bitches AND Hoes.............

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Bitches AND Hoes.............

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Unread 01-08-2012, 08:52 PM
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Thanks to everyone, I'll go for that girl and I'll see how it goes. Thanks for all the advice, really helpful
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To find you'll need philosophers and anthropologists
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Thanks to everyone, I'll go for that girl and I'll see how it goes. Thanks for all the advice, really helpful
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To find you'll need philosophers and anthropologists
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with knowledge of scholarships, when Ra be droppin this - Rakim

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