Who understands Spanish or speaks it?

[IV]

Something about the army and weapons (no weapons) and abuse, bars open all day and something about girls, casinos like las vegas electronic music clubs and drag bars and gay bars, erupting volcanos cinemas and churches, nice people and satisfied tourists, prostitutes and also prostitutes (?) different drugs and the (???) religions, stadiums night clubs and planes, something about monkeys? (?) chinese shops? pirates boxers (?) astronauts, after that a massive blank apart from something about old people, then beaches flowers vallys, coke crack acid mushrooms (lol) That's all i got. How i do Rican??

[IV]

Something about the army and weapons (no weapons) and abuse, bars open all day and something about girls, casinos like las vegas electronic music clubs and drag bars and gay bars, erupting volcanos cinemas and churches, nice people and satisfied tourists, prostitutes and also prostitutes (?) different drugs and the (???) religions, stadiums night clubs and planes, something about monkeys? (?) chinese shops? pirates boxers (?) astronauts, after that a massive blank apart from something about old people, then beaches flowers vallys, coke crack acid mushrooms (lol) That's all i got. How i do Rican??