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Unread 06-10-2014, 01:22 AM
Shodan
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The Fire Lord
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2 Won / 4 Lost
Estimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.75/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.75/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.75/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.75/10 stars
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Topic: Cheating Wife
Length: 24 lines
By: Nyarlathotep
Entered: Technically after the deadline I think, but fuck that

Damn... I just came back from a usual business trip
Never thought it would end up with me having to witness this

Got to my home two days early... walked in, yelled "Honey, Dean's already back!"
The only reply I heard was a rustle of some sheets in the sack.
I had a quick suspicion, but I couldn't make myself think about that.
After all, there was no way she could be cheating with Mac...

Made my way to the bedroom, just saw her with a smile that reeked that she had.
No one else, but I knew she was guilty, was she really that weak in our pact?
The unbreakable bond we made that the pastor and deacon had clad
Seemed to be completely voided now - our agreement gone bad.

The whore tried saying she hadn't committed the crime.
I said "Fuck you, bitch, I don't listen to lies"
If some bitch comes around with a dick for the women to ride
Am I supposed to just ignore it and go about forgiving the slime?

The evidence was obvious - it all added up now.
Probably the fucker had showed up just after sundown
Was I expected to just ignore what was done by the bastard (somehow)?
There would be revenge for this; I gave Ashley the rundown.

"Did you really think you could get the past me, you damned whore?
I don't know what the fuck I'm even asking you bitch for
You cunt... were you just acting when you swore
That we were bonded from the heart, with backing from your core?"

She tried to say she didn't do anything... that I was on angel dust or something.
I told her to shut the fuck up, grabbed my glock, and shot the traitor up to nothing.


(Edited to fix a misused dash)
Unread 06-10-2014, 01:22 AM   #10
 
Shodan
One Bar Champion
The Fire Lord
Estimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 6.18/10 stars
Ranked Audio Record
2 Won / 4 Lost
Estimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.18/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.75/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.75/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.75/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 6.75/10 stars
Ranked Text Record
111 Won / 73 Lost
Exclusive Text Record
3 Won / 6 Lost
 
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Topic: Cheating Wife
Length: 24 lines
By: Nyarlathotep
Entered: Technically after the deadline I think, but fuck that

Damn... I just came back from a usual business trip
Never thought it would end up with me having to witness this

Got to my home two days early... walked in, yelled "Honey, Dean's already back!"
The only reply I heard was a rustle of some sheets in the sack.
I had a quick suspicion, but I couldn't make myself think about that.
After all, there was no way she could be cheating with Mac...

Made my way to the bedroom, just saw her with a smile that reeked that she had.
No one else, but I knew she was guilty, was she really that weak in our pact?
The unbreakable bond we made that the pastor and deacon had clad
Seemed to be completely voided now - our agreement gone bad.

The whore tried saying she hadn't committed the crime.
I said "Fuck you, bitch, I don't listen to lies"
If some bitch comes around with a dick for the women to ride
Am I supposed to just ignore it and go about forgiving the slime?

The evidence was obvious - it all added up now.
Probably the fucker had showed up just after sundown
Was I expected to just ignore what was done by the bastard (somehow)?
There would be revenge for this; I gave Ashley the rundown.

"Did you really think you could get the past me, you damned whore?
I don't know what the fuck I'm even asking you bitch for
You cunt... were you just acting when you swore
That we were bonded from the heart, with backing from your core?"

She tried to say she didn't do anything... that I was on angel dust or something.
I told her to shut the fuck up, grabbed my glock, and shot the traitor up to nothing.


(Edited to fix a misused dash)
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