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Originally Posted by UhMAZING
Maybe he's still a virgin, and girls aren't attracted to him because he looks like Hilary Swank from "Boys Don't Cry"
Wonder if his butthole is getting "Annihilated"
Crysis or Blnk would be the next dude to do some shit like that....
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Your wife looks like Sloth from the goonies, I'm sure sliding your micropenis in that hambeasts fish-hole isn't the most pleasing thing for either of you. If anything, you'd be the one to snap because she's the best you can get.
EDIT: Plus your kids look like Phil & Lil with fetal alcohol syndrome.