LB Fist fights. Round 1

[PHAZEDD]

Originally Posted by Dave

@LOGiKK, get a triangle choke on a dude in the streets and say goodbye to at least one of your testicles.

not if he tried the suplex, which i stated would end up with us already on the ground, fucked up head on the concrete? ye must likely, but with a successful triangle aint shit happening to my nuts son.

[PHAZEDD]

Originally Posted by Dave

@LOGiKK, get a triangle choke on a dude in the streets and say goodbye to at least one of your testicles.

not if he tried the suplex, which i stated would end up with us already on the ground, fucked up head on the concrete? ye must likely, but with a successful triangle aint shit happening to my nuts son.

[Autograph]

LMFAOOO ^ Crysis nailed it.

[Autograph]

LMFAOOO ^ Crysis nailed it.

I mean, you triangle someone you're like "Hey, other guys mouth, meet my testicles, don't do anything to them while I choke and potentially kill you okay man?"

I mean, you triangle someone you're like "Hey, other guys mouth, meet my testicles, don't do anything to them while I choke and potentially kill you okay man?"

[Babylon]

Originally Posted by Dave

I know his dick size, I just want to know his body size.

This shit has me rolling lmao.

[Babylon]

Originally Posted by Dave

I know his dick size, I just want to know his body size.

This shit has me rolling lmao.

[UhMAZING]

@UhMAZING vs @Phil Banks [Of course Me]

@RULE vs @Jason [Between Rule calling "ICI" on Rohaan, and Jason making posts whining about his pizza not being delivered on time....I think this would be a good bitch fight...but can't determine who would win but if I had to take a guess, RULE would call "ICE" on Jason for being too dope and they'd kicc in his door and beat his ass while he's eating pizza.....so the ICE team wins that one by default.

@Punk vs @Fidel Z [I know Fidel is younger, kids be having energy So I think Fidel would just run around in circles and tire Punk out, Then hit him with a "STFU" Cena Style..Punk would lose, only to come bacc in a sequal and beat Fidel... "Ay MARia, we did it!!!" #RockyBalboaSwag

@Dave vs @Manhattan [I see dave as one of those people that talk shit to people, until they start taking out their earrings and shit saying "Hold my baby!".....oh, wait....Ma'am.......Ma'am....I was just saying how great you look today. Manahattan, I don't know much about him, but from what I've heard he's big so he could just "Rikishi" Dave. #AssMouth]

@LOCKHART vs @Rican [I think this one is tough, From what I heard Rican is a biter...so he wouldn't play fair, he'd be stratching and literally biting and shit....Lockhart would be praying "Please lord give me the strength I beg of you to make it to another glorious day in your kingdom, Amen" ]


@Rain-Matrix vs @Godbody [I don't think this would be a fight, unless someone didn't split up the cracc rocc evenly and one got a bigger piece than the other, but if I had to guess...I'd say Rain, He'd be damned if he didn't beat his ass and steal his shoes to buy more dope.]

@GRizzEAT vs @Black Book [There wouldn't be a fight, Grizz would get banned, Plus Book strikes me as a pacifist.]

@FAME vs @Bnas [I'd love to see this one, it's hard telling though...Bnas puts a lot of energy into that screaming, so if he has half that energy in a fight I think dude would be knoccin' 'em down...But fame would just pull down his pants with this dicc flopping around and chase Bnas laughing...]

@Subreal vs @Ascension [Don't know Ascension, so I can't really say...but if Subreal as passionate about his sandwhiches as he is fighting, you know He's taking it.]

@Wonderbred vs @Dean [Food Fight?...]

@Jack Skellington vs @FAME'S BITCH [No brainer, Blnk..All the way...I mean Rohaan got beat up by Anand, there's not much lower level than that.]

@Crysis vs @Phenomonon [Crysis don't sound tough, but I wouldn't put it passed him to be able to dish out some....blows....Can't really say, Don't know Phen well enough.]

@MAN DOWN vs @Bleu [Again, don't know either so I can't really speculate..]


@M U G G Z vs @Fiji Osa [I don't think either would fight the other, but if it did come to it...No offense but I think Muggz would take this shit....but after they'd hug it out.]

@DJ Denton vs @Just C [Dj Denton is Military, So he knows what's up when it comes to combat..Like myself, If it was in a ring...The "Bell" would ding and cause Denton to flash bacc to his tour in 'Nam and he'd snap out of it holding a pile of body parts...Smear blood on his face and run into the woods............................................. .................................................. ................Where he would eventually live out the rest of his days living off mother nature and Squirrels. ]

[UhMAZING]

@UhMAZING vs @Phil Banks [Of course Me]

@RULE vs @Jason [Between Rule calling "ICI" on Rohaan, and Jason making posts whining about his pizza not being delivered on time....I think this would be a good bitch fight...but can't determine who would win but if I had to take a guess, RULE would call "ICE" on Jason for being too dope and they'd kicc in his door and beat his ass while he's eating pizza.....so the ICE team wins that one by default.

@Punk vs @Fidel Z [I know Fidel is younger, kids be having energy So I think Fidel would just run around in circles and tire Punk out, Then hit him with a "STFU" Cena Style..Punk would lose, only to come bacc in a sequal and beat Fidel... "Ay MARia, we did it!!!" #RockyBalboaSwag

@Dave vs @Manhattan [I see dave as one of those people that talk shit to people, until they start taking out their earrings and shit saying "Hold my baby!".....oh, wait....Ma'am.......Ma'am....I was just saying how great you look today. Manahattan, I don't know much about him, but from what I've heard he's big so he could just "Rikishi" Dave. #AssMouth]

@LOCKHART vs @Rican [I think this one is tough, From what I heard Rican is a biter...so he wouldn't play fair, he'd be stratching and literally biting and shit....Lockhart would be praying "Please lord give me the strength I beg of you to make it to another glorious day in your kingdom, Amen" ]


@Rain-Matrix vs @Godbody [I don't think this would be a fight, unless someone didn't split up the cracc rocc evenly and one got a bigger piece than the other, but if I had to guess...I'd say Rain, He'd be damned if he didn't beat his ass and steal his shoes to buy more dope.]

@GRizzEAT vs @Black Book [There wouldn't be a fight, Grizz would get banned, Plus Book strikes me as a pacifist.]

@FAME vs @Bnas [I'd love to see this one, it's hard telling though...Bnas puts a lot of energy into that screaming, so if he has half that energy in a fight I think dude would be knoccin' 'em down...But fame would just pull down his pants with this dicc flopping around and chase Bnas laughing...]

@Subreal vs @Ascension [Don't know Ascension, so I can't really say...but if Subreal as passionate about his sandwhiches as he is fighting, you know He's taking it.]

@Wonderbred vs @Dean [Food Fight?...]

@Jack Skellington vs @FAME'S BITCH [No brainer, Blnk..All the way...I mean Rohaan got beat up by Anand, there's not much lower level than that.]

@Crysis vs @Phenomonon [Crysis don't sound tough, but I wouldn't put it passed him to be able to dish out some....blows....Can't really say, Don't know Phen well enough.]

@MAN DOWN vs @Bleu [Again, don't know either so I can't really speculate..]


@M U G G Z vs @Fiji Osa [I don't think either would fight the other, but if it did come to it...No offense but I think Muggz would take this shit....but after they'd hug it out.]

@DJ Denton vs @Just C [Dj Denton is Military, So he knows what's up when it comes to combat..Like myself, If it was in a ring...The "Bell" would ding and cause Denton to flash bacc to his tour in 'Nam and he'd snap out of it holding a pile of body parts...Smear blood on his face and run into the woods............................................. .................................................. ................Where he would eventually live out the rest of his days living off mother nature and Squirrels. ]

Apparently, putting a quote of UhMAZING's in my sig has made me a worse fighter.

Apparently, putting a quote of UhMAZING's in my sig has made me a worse fighter.

[PHAZEDD]

Originally Posted by Dave

I mean, you triangle someone you're like "Hey, other guys mouth, meet my testicles, don't do anything to them while I choke and potentially kill you okay man?"

go back to class an learn how to do a triangle. Then explain to me how he would come close to my nuts.

[PHAZEDD]

Originally Posted by Dave

I mean, you triangle someone you're like "Hey, other guys mouth, meet my testicles, don't do anything to them while I choke and potentially kill you okay man?"

go back to class an learn how to do a triangle. Then explain to me how he would come close to my nuts.

It can be quite common that the arm would end up above their head, which would result in some nice face to groin time.

Furthermore, I'm not talking anymore street fighting jiu jitsu. I mean, one punch and each and every one of us can be knocked the fuck out.

How you gonna do all this when @FAME bottles you?

It can be quite common that the arm would end up above their head, which would result in some nice face to groin time.

Furthermore, I'm not talking anymore street fighting jiu jitsu. I mean, one punch and each and every one of us can be knocked the fuck out.

How you gonna do all this when @FAME bottles you?

[Phil Banks]

the fact im matched up with a dude with an eyebrow ring is a little embarassin

[Phil Banks]

the fact im matched up with a dude with an eyebrow ring is a little embarassin

[UhMAZING]

you take part of what I said and making it as your sig..just makes you a fag...That doesn't make you less of a fighter, I'm going on my instincts.

btw...Full Quote:

Someone that doesn't Matter: Maze's 2 kids are faggots..

Maze: Yeah, my 2 daughters are faggots. (Sarcasm)

[UhMAZING]

you take part of what I said and making it as your sig..just makes you a fag...That doesn't make you less of a fighter, I'm going on my instincts.

btw...Full Quote:

Someone that doesn't Matter: Maze's 2 kids are faggots..

Maze: Yeah, my 2 daughters are faggots. (Sarcasm)