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Length: 16 Lines Blind Drop

EtH (86%) WINNER

Spring Champion

Ranked #-- This Season

Crew: Turnbull AC's

Reppin: Atlanta, New York, United States

COFFIN DODGER (14%)

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Reppin: Bristol, England, United Kingdom

EtH

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<div>I wanted this on the LBT, Rai replied "BRO NO OFFENCE but I really think that the guy WON'T POST HIS TEXT"! Coffin, you got to be the first guy ever called a NO SHOWING THREAT simply by being SO CLOSE TO DEATH! I thought he wanted to spark a cone and start PUFFING ON THE FINEST turns out when he said his joints were tight he meant he SUFFERS FROM ARTHRITIS! It's a shame, just mention his age and have this STUPID GRAMPS DOWN IN THE DUMPS once he tried picking up a win and PUT HIS BACK OUT FOR A MONTH! I bet you wear special socks on a plane, see he's ANCIENT AT LEAST playing a massive game of risk just by FADING TO SLEEP! If he was a superhero, he wouldn't be AMAZING WITH SPEED or have LASERS OR BEAMS he'd just be able to predict the weather by the PAINS IN HIS KNEE! Imagine your grandad battling, is this your METHOD OF COPING? Pretending your health isn't STEADILY SLOPING? With grandkids like "You said we were going to the park gramps WHEN ARE WE GOING?" "In 10 minutes when I finish up ACCEPTING THIS OPEN"! Bet your TVs loud as fuck and you're just WAITING ON YA PENSION, hell you're so old, if I started counting what your AGE IS EVERY SECOND you wouldn't MAKE IT TO THE ENDING!      </div>

COFFIN DODGER

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<div>ya just called Dave ?  Well I suppose ya NAME  IS FORTHRIGHT  ,  but it's a SHAME HIS" SCORES LIGHT ",  will bring the "FLAMES TO YOUR FIGHT " - Got more " guns" than a "GAME OF FORTNIGHT  "- see I got those " FAST HANDS TO BLAM"  ,  see me and your one man army  would say PASS AND DISBAND , saying I'm PASSING THIS FAM  cos you enter this " circle'  I wil be the LAST MAN  TO STAND -  sniper style , one SHOT AND YOUR DEAD , not talking Indian assassin's when I line that red DOT ON YOUR HEAD  , I'm coming HOT WITH THE LEAD  , damn Dave , coffin/coughing sick , you better start POPPING YOUR MEDS  and STOP IN YOUR BED  . .get.well ? Call a DOCTOR INSTEAD  ,  you can't beat one old guy so fuck ya gangsta bars , how this pussy gonna be STOPPIN THE FEDS ?  Damn Dave , you happy to see me or that a GLOCK IN YOUR POCKET ?  You fag , probably want my hair LOCKS IN A LOCKET , wear it round ya neck , pause now n then to STOP N UNLOCK IT .. ffs Dave leave me alone before I start DROPPIN THE ROCKETS ! .. so ask yaself WHOS THE DEMON ?   look , I know ya taste ..sailors ..ya don't wanna LOSE THE FEELIN , but the only time this DUDE IS BEAMIN is when he joined  CREWS FOR SEAMEN ...no I dont mean a navy outfit ..I mean bars ..I said CRUISE FOR SEMEN </div>

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Battle started: October 14^th 2019 at 07:44
Challenger joined: October 15^th 2019 at 16:21

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2019-10-15 16:21:24).

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KingVA <Assassins>	Close battle.. I felt like both could've dropped some more complex punches yet the multies from both was good.. Definitely a close battle Vote coffin dodger Voted: EtH / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2019-10-15 19:24:21
Fidel Z <AC's> Concept Champion	Both verses were good. I thought Dave was a bit more creative and i enjoyed some of his punches more especially the closer. Coffin some of your shit was very predictable especially the fortnite bar, it was pretty basic as well. Your rhyming was great though. I got Dave taking this. Z Voted: EtH / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2019-10-16 01:11:50
Rowdy <DedSec> 2x Hall Of Famer Grand Champion Spring Champion Summer Champion	Lol this was a funny ass battle but clear winner here. CD you lacked punches badly here. Bars like “got more guns than a game of Fortnite” is so low tier. Eth you started off slow with your opening 2 lines due to shitty wording like rhyming offense/his text but picked it up after that. As I said clear winner Voted: EtH / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2019-10-16 08:27:44
RULE <CLASSICK> Hall Of Famer Grand Champion Rookie Champion Tag Team Champion	Nice spar here gents but a clear winner for me. Felt one was consistantly hilarous throughout. Other had some decent moments but didnt have anything conceptually that was crazy. Fairs in. 1/ Voted: EtH / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2019-10-16 10:37:40
GodTheReptilian <AC's> Other Wordly	Super dope verses from both, multis rhymes very well thought out and arranged...nice one guys. I'm going with Dave on this one...very solid setups and punches, dope concepts...impressive how you manage to hold the "old age" theme all the way through. Coffin, mad respect for your ability to put together multis...flow was seamless, good work here...but your setups weren't as strong as they could have been, which diluted the intensity of your punches. Overall: Very dope reads from both, 🔥 verses! fairs in my guys 👍 BOTB: "In 10 minutes when I finish up ACCEPTING THIS OPEN"! Bet your TVs loud as fuck and you're just WAITING ON YA PENSION, hell you're so old, if I started counting what your AGE IS EVERY SECOND you wouldn't MAKE IT TO THE ENDING! damn Dave , coffin/coughing sick , you better start POPPING YOUR MEDS and STOP IN YOUR BED . .get.well ? Call a DOCTOR INSTEAD , you can't beat one old guy so fuck ya gangsta bars , how this pussy gonna be STOPPIN THE FEDS Voted: EtH / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2019-10-16 13:39:24
Subreal <BAT> Tag Team Champion Discord Battler BAT GOD	I laughed my ass off at this battle. The pain in the knees bar was fire. Humor aside, Dave had more creative bars and set ups. Coffin Dodger I’ve seen ur old ass come a lot harder, even recently like the game of thrones verse. the verse here was more insulty and less setup and punch connections. Voted: EtH / COFFIN DODGER Posted on: 2019-10-17 08:53:03


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